华尔街
投资界就像丛林 The world of investing can be a jungle.
牛市 熊市 Bulls. Bears.
危机四伏 Danger at every turn.
所以每个斯特拉顿·奥克蒙德公司的员工都为自己的出色表现而自豪 That's why we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves on being the best.
斯特拉顿·奥克蒙德公司: 乔丹·贝尔福特创立的股票经纪公司
每个训练有素的专家都可以指导你穿越金融的荒野 Trained professionals to guide you through the financial wilderness.
斯特拉顿·奥克蒙德公司 Stratton Oakmont.
可靠 Stability.
诚信 Integrity.
出类拔萃 Pride.
一! One!
二! Two!
三! Three!
第一个正中靶心的家伙赏两万五千美金! Twenty-five grand to the first cocksucker to nail a bull's-eye!
来吧! 大家上! Come on! Let's go!
一! One!
二! Two!
三! Three!
我叫乔丹·贝尔福特 My name is Jordan Belfort.
不是他 Not him.
是我才对 Me. That's right.
我曾是中产阶级的一员 I'm a former member of the middle class
父母是会计 住在皇后区贝塞德的一间小公寓 raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens.
二十六岁那年 我身为自己经纪公司的老板 The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm,
已经赚了四千九百万美金 I made $49 million,
但这让我极其不爽 因为一周有三次只差一百万就凑整了 which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.
不 不 不 我的法拉利是白色的 No, no, no. My Ferrari was white,
就和"迈阿密风云"里唐·约翰逊的一样 不是红色的 like Don Johnson's in "Miami Vice". Not red.
看见那边的豪宅了吗? See that humongous estate down there?
那是我家 That's my house.
百万富翁的船... For millionaires whose ships...
我的妻子 娜奥米 布鲁克林李奇湾的女公爵 My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn,
当过模特! 也当过卖酒妹 a former mode! And Miller Lite girl.
没错 Yeah.
她就是在法拉利里给我吹箫的那位 She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari.
所以把你们的老二都塞回裤子里吧 So put your dick back in your pants.
除了娜奥米和两个完美的孩子 In addition to Naomi and my two perfect kids,
我还拥有一栋楼 一架私人飞机 I own a mansion, private jet,
六部车 三匹马 six cars, three horses,
两栋度假别墅 和一艘一百七十英尺长的游艇 two vacation homes, and a 170-foot yacht.
起锚! Anchors aweigh!
我嗜赌如命 好酒贪杯 I also gamble like a degenerate. I drink like a fish.
每周大概要搞五六次妓女 I fuck hookers maybe five, six times a week.
有三个不同的政府机构想起诉我 I have three different federal agencies looking to indict me.
哦 对了 我还爱嗑药 Oh, yeah, and I love drugs.
好了 Okay.
- 再来一发 - 好啊 - One more round. - Oh, yeah.
- 你喜欢这样? - 是啊 - Oh, you like it? - Yeah.
那天深夜...
拉起来 拉起来! 我们要撞了 天啊! Pull up. Pull up! We're gonna crash, for Christ sake!
别紧张! Relax!
放轻松 Just relax.
- 你没事吧? - 我没事 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm all right.
停得不赖 Good job.
回家路上小心点 You get in there safe, all right?
下次见 哥们 Till the next time, brother.
下次见 Till next time.
我每天磕的药 Yup, on a daily basis I consume enough drugs
足以把曼哈顿 长岛还有皇后区迷晕一整个月 to sedate Manhattan, Long Island and Queens for a month.
你好 乔丹先生 Okay, Mr. Jordan.
因为"腰痛" 我每天要服用十到十五次安眠酮 I take Quaaludes 10 to 15 times a day for my "back pain,"
还要服用苯丙胺来集中注意力 Adderall to stay focused,
苯丙胺: 一种治疗注意力缺失和多动症的药物
服用镇静剂来麻痹疼痛 服用大麻来放松自己 Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out,
再服用可卡因来振奋精神 还有吗啡 cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine, well,
让人爽翻了 because it's awesome.
早上好 南森 Good morning, Nathan.
但是在普天之下所有的药物中 But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven,
只有一种是我的挚爱 there is one that is my absolute favorite.
你看 You see,
只要够多就能让你战无不胜 enough of this shit'll make you invincible.
甚至征服世界 Able to conquer the world,
手刃仇敌 and eviscerate your enemies.
我说的不是毒品 And I'm not talking about this.
而是这个 I'm talking about this.
看 钱不仅能买到更好的生活 See, money doesn't just buy you a better life,
更好的食物 更好的汽车 更好的妞儿 better food, better cars, better pussy.
还能让你高人一等 It also makes you a better person.
你可以慷慨地捐款给教堂或是你选择的政党 You can give generously to the church or political party of your choice.
你可以用钱掩盖自己的斑斑劣迹 You can save the fucking spotted ow! with money.
我一直想做个有钱人 那么让时光倒流一下 I always wanted to be rich. So let me go back.
二十二岁那年 我刚结婚 I'm 22 years old, newly married,
就已经是个想钱想疯了的小混蛋 and already a money-crazed little shit.
所以我该怎么做呢? So what do I do?
我去了世界上唯一与我志趣相投的地方 I go to the one place on Earth that befit my high-minded ambitions.
华尔街
我爱你 I love you.
你连街上的混混都不如 You are lower than pond scum.
你有意见吗 You got a problem with that,
乔丹? Jordan?
没有 完全没有 No. No problem at all.
很好 因为你就是那样的人 Good. Because that is what you are.
混混 Pond scum.
你的工作是接线员 Your job is connector,
也就是说 你每天要拨出至少五百通电话 which means that you'll be dialing the phone over 500 times a day
使我和有钱的老板保持联系 trying to connect me with wealthy business owners.
在你考到股票经纪从业执照之前 And until you pass your Series 7,
你的任务就是打电话 坐 that is all you're gonna fucking be doing. Sit.
坐! Sit!
提醒你一下 我去年赚了三十多万美金 Now just so you know, last year I made over $300,000.
你的另一个老板 他赚了一百多万美金 The other guy you'll be working for, he made over a million.
一百万美金? A million dollars?
我能想象出 那家伙有多人渣 I could only imagine what a douchebag that guy must be.
- 乔丹·贝尔福特 - 是的 先生 - Jordan Belfort. - Yes, sir.
- 马克·汉纳 - 很高兴见到你 - Mark Hanna. - A pleasure to meet you.
我也是 看来你已经见过那个土包子了 And you as well. I see you've already met the village asshole.
边微笑 边打电话 Smile and dial.
一点之前不准抬头 And don't pick up your fucking head until 1:00.
去他娘的 Hey, fuck him.
我是这里的高级经纪人 他只是个没用的胆小鬼 I'm the senior broker here. He's just a worthless piker.
你干嘛不冲我来 汉纳? Why don't you blow me, Hanna?
你真的在面试时卖出一支股票? Now did you really pitch a stock in your job interview?
我得脱颖而出啊 对吧 先生? I had to do something to stand out. Right, sir?
真他妈合我胃口 I fucking love that.
- 一起吃饭 就今天 - 好的 - Lunch. Today. - Yeah.
九点半以后不是我们的拨号时间 We don't start dialing at 9:30
而是客户接听我们电话的时间 because our clients are already answering the phone.
三 二 一 Three. Two. One.
开搞! Let's fuck!
你听过钱的声音吗? You want to know what money sounds like?
去华尔街的交易大厅看看 Go to a trading floor on Wall Street.
"操"这个 "干"那个 "Fuck" this, "Shit" that.
"妈逼" "鸡巴" "混蛋" "Cunt," "cock," "asshole."
我无法想象这些家伙是怎么沟通的 I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other.
- 干得好... - 狗屎! - Good fucking package... - Piece of shit!
我瞬间就着迷了 I was hooked in seconds.
就像打了鸡血一样 It was like mainlining adrenaline.
好的 贱人 看看今天的股票怎样了? Yeah. Fuckface, look at where the stock's at today, huh?
狗娘养的 你到哪也别想拿到44块一股... You motherfucker, you can't get any at 44...
- 快打你的电话! - 抱歉... - Pick up the cocksucking phone! - Sorry...
你真他妈是个人渣啊 汉纳 You are such a fucking douchebag, Hanna.
我们不管什么狗屁技术 We don't give two shits about how technology works
因为我们只关心怎么挣大钱 because all we care about is getting fucking rich.
- 成交 两千 - 乔丹·贝尔福特 - Solid, 2,000. - Jordan Belfort.
谈妥啦! Done!
坑蒙拐骗的时间到啦 Time to paint the tape.
两千微软股 进账! 2,000. Microsoft. Going in the hole!
过来 Come on.
新鲜的 新鲜的 拿着 还热乎呢 Live. Live. Hold on, that is hot.
放进去 进去 妈的关上 关上! 关上! In. In. Shut that motherfucker. Shut it! Shut it! Shut it!
搞定! Sold!
好了 Yeah.
来点儿? Tootski?
不要 谢谢 Oh, no. Thank you, though.
汉纳先生 在这个美好的午后 我能为您做点什么? Mr. Hanna, what can I bring for you on this glorious afternoon?
赫克托尔 这次咱们这么玩 Well, Hector, here's the game plan.
给我们拿两杯纯的马蒂尼 You're gonna bring us two Absolut martinis.
你懂的 不加冰 You know how I like them. Straight up.
然后七分半钟后 And then precisely seven and one half minutes after that,
准时再上两杯 you're gonna bring us two more.
之后每隔五分钟上两杯 Then two more after that every five minutes
除非我们之中有人喝倒了 until one of us passes the fuck out.
好主意 先生 Excellent strategy, sir.
我暂时只要水 I'm good with water for now.
谢谢 Thank you.
这是他在华尔街的第一天 给他点时间 It's his first day on Wall Street. Give him time.
- 谢谢 - 谢谢 - Thank you. - Thank you.
汉纳先生? Mr. Hanna?
你嗑药之后居然还能正常工作? You're able to do drugs during the day and then still function, still do your job?
不然你以为是怎么工作的? How the fuck else would you do this job?
可卡因加妓女 哥们 Cocaine and hookers, my friend.
原来如此 Right.
我不得不说 我无比激动能成为贵公司的一员 因为... Well, I got to say, I'm incredibly excited to be a part of your firm. I mean...
你的客户都那么... the clients you have are absolutely...
客户算个屁 Fuck the clients.
你要做的只是把诱惑摆上桌 Your only responsibility is to put meat on the table.
你有女朋友吗? You got a girlfriend?
我结婚了 我有个妻子 I'm married. I have a wife.
她叫泰瑞莎 帮人剪头发 Her name is Teresa. She cuts hair.
- 恭喜 - 谢谢 - Congratulations. - Thank you.
想想泰瑞莎 Think about Teresa.
最重要的是 Name of the game.
让客户的钱流进你的口袋 Move the money from your client's pocket into your pocket.
明白 Right.
要是你同时能帮客户赚钱 But if you make your clients money at the same time,
这就能互利共赢 对吗? it's advantageous to everyone. Correct?
错 No.
华尔街守则第一条 Number one rule of Wall Street.
没有谁... Nobody...
我不管你是沃伦·巴菲特还是吉米·巴菲特 I don't care if you're Warren Buffett or if you're Jimmy Buffett.
没有谁知道股票会走高 走低 走直线 还是转圈圈 Nobody knows if a stock is gonna go up, down, sideways, or in fucking circles.
至少我们股票经纪人不知道 明白吗? Least of all stockbrokers, right?
这一切都是虚的 你知道什么是虚的吗? It's all a fugazi. You know what a fugazi is?
虚的 就是假的 Fugayzi. It's a fake.
虚的 假的 神的 鬼的... Fugayzi, fugazi, it's a whazy, it's a woozy, it's...
子虚乌有 都是不存在的 Fairy dust. It doesn't exist.
从未有过定论 并非真实事物 没有出现在元素表里 It's never landed. It is no matter. It's not on the elemental chart.
这他妈就不是真的 It's not fucking real.
- 对吗? - 对 - Right? - Right.
跟着我干 Stay with me.
我们屁都不用造 我们什么都不造 We don't create shit. We don't build anything.
不用 No.
所以你的客户在八块钱的时候买进 So if you got a client who bought stock at eight
现在涨到十六块钱 他就会乐得爽翻 and it now sits at 16, he's all fucking happy.
他想要兑现 清算 拿着钱跑回家 He wants to cash in, liquidate, take his fucking money and run home.
- 你要阻止他们 - 好的 - You don't let him do that. - Okay.
- 因为那会使假的变成真的 - 对 - 'Cause that would make it real. - Right.
不能这样 那该怎么办? No. What do you do?
你想到另一个绝妙的点子 You get another brilliant idea.
独特的点子 A special idea.
另一种"处境" 让他把利息拿来再投资另一支股票 Another "situation." Another stock to reinvest his earnings and then some.
他会上钩 百试百灵 And he will, every single time.
因为他已经沉迷于此 'Cause they're fucking addicted.
而你只要一直重复这种手段 一次又一次 And you just keep doing this, again and again and again.
与此同时 他以为自己要发大财了 Meanwhile, he thinks he's getting shit rich,
至少在纸面上是这样的 which he is, on paper.
而我们 这些经纪人 But you and me, the brokers,
我们收取佣金 拿到的都是他妈白花花的银子啊 we're taking home cold hard cash via commission, motherfucker.
对 Right.
真是难以置信 先生 我内心的激动已经无以言表 That's incredible, sir. I can't tell you how excited I am.
必须的 You should be.
干经纪人这行 有两大成功的要素 There's two keys to success in the broker business.
第一... First of all...
- 你得放轻松 - 对 - You gotta stay relaxed. - Yeah.
你撸管吗? Do you jerk off?
我... 我撸管吗? Do I... Do I jerk off?
撸 当然 我撸 Yeah. Yeah, I jerk off. Yeah.
一周几次? How many times a week?
三四次左右 Like three or four.
- 三四次 有时五次 - 提高频率 - Three or four times, maybe five. - Gotta pump those numbers up.
这行里你那是新手的频率 Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
我自己 每天至少撸两次 I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day.
- 哇 - 一次是在早上 - Wow. - Once in the morning
健身之后 另一次就在午餐之后 right after I work out, then once right after lunch.
真的? Really?
对 但不是因为我想要 I want to. That's not why I do it.
而是因为我需要 I do it 'cause I fucking need to.
仔细想想 你是和数字打交道的 Think about it. You're dealing with numbers.
一整天 面对数字 高频率刷新 All day long, decimal points, high frequencies.
砰 砰 砰 Bang, bang, bang
全他妈是数字 Fucking digits.
肩上的压力那么大 All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit.
对吧? All right?
有些人就充血过度 对吧 It kind of wigs some people out. Right.
你得多撸撸 让血液流通 You got to feed the geese to keep the blood flowing.
我一直保持撸的节奏 I keep the rhythm below the belt.
明白 Done.
这不是建议 这是命令 This is not a tip, this is a prescription.
相信我 Trust me.
不然 你会失去平衡 If you don't, you will fall out of balance,
差之毫厘失之千里 split your differential and tip the fuck over.
还有更惨的 Or worse yet,
我见过有人猝死 I've seen this happen, implode.
不 我不想猝死 先生 No, I don't want to implode, sir.
当然 当然 你不能死 No. No, you don't.
我还打算长干呢 I'm in it for the long run, you know?
- 猝死惨不忍睹 - 对 - Implosions are ugly. - Yeah.
现在流行上厕所时 随时来一发 Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can.
等你熟练掌握了 When you get really good at it,
你撸的时候 脑子想的都是钱 you'll fucking be stroking it and you'll be thinking about money.
在这行第二个成功的要素是 Second key to success in this racket
随时备好这个小宝贝 is this little baby right here.
它叫可卡因 It's called cocaine.
好 Right.
它能让你的听力保持灵敏 也能使你的手指更加灵活 It'll keep you sharp between the ears. It'll also help your fingers dial faster.
猜猜效果如何? And guess what?
对我非常管用 That's good for me.
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
轮转 明白吗? Revolutions. You follow?
轮转 Revolutions.
让客户进入摩天轮 Keep the clients on the Ferris wheel.
转啊转啊 这里全年24小时都开放 And it goes. The park is open 24/7, 365,
日复一日 年复一年 every decade, every goddamn century.
就是这样 That's it.
这就是最重要的 The name of the game.
味道不错? Halkidiki?
谢谢 Thank you.
一起来吧 Come on.
我们很合得来 We're the common denominator.
给我打节拍 Keep it up for me.
# 你看到了预兆 # # You've seen the echo #
# 银子滚滚而来 # # And the money comes in #
# 游行队伍来到城里 # # The parade comes to town #
# 走在百老汇大街上 # # Going down Broadway #
# 无论走到哪里 # # It's a one-way street #
# 都没有回头路 # # Whichever way I go #
接下来的六个月里 The next six months,
我摸清了华尔街的里里外外 I got to know the ins and outs of Wall Street.
拿着可怜的工资却激动地备战股票经纪从业执照考试 Earning shit money as I geared up to take my Series 7.
哦 妈蛋 Oh, fuckers.
我终于成为了一名有执照的经纪人 Then I was a licensed broker at last,
开启了我发家致富的大门 ready to make my fortune.
这是我开始征服世界的第一天 My first day as a future Master of the Universe.
1987年10月19日
六个月前 我以86块2毛5买进埃克森美孚公司的股票 I have Exxon at 86 1/4 six months ago.
今天跌到36块5 Today it is trading at 36 1/2.
先生... Mr...
他们称那天为黑色星期一 They called it Black Monday.
这不是玩笑 No shit.
截至下午四点 股指已经下跌了508点 By 4:00 p.m., the market had dropped 508 points.
这是自1929年以来最大的一次暴跌 The biggest plummet since the crash of '29.
我了解你家里的情况 你也对我家知根知底的 I know your family, you know mine.
我不知道 欧洲的一些国家在搞鬼 No, I don't know. Some fucking country in Europe took a shit.
他们爱干嘛干嘛 Let them do what they want to fucking do.
我们的市场很稳定 Our market's solid.
你卖了肯定会后悔的 This is not something that you want to sell.
你知道怎么回事吗? 金融海啸 You know what happened? A fucking tsunami.
我认为你犯了大错 I think you're making a big mistake.
- 好 我会和你妻子谈谈 - 相信我 不要接电话 - Yes, I will talk to your wife. - Trust me, do not answer the phone.
肯定很多人会打给你 想要挖你的猛料 A lot of people are gonna be calling you, trying to get your dirty laundry.
- 我们不知道发生什么事 - 我知道 我知道 - We don't know what's going on here. - I know. I know.
我 Holy
次奥! fucking shit!
难以置信 Unbelievable.
我做经纪人以来头一次倒大霉 My first shitty day as a broker.
一个月内 L·F·罗斯柴尔德 Within a month, L.F. Rothschild,
这个成立于1899年的公司 倒闭了 an institution since 1899, closed its doors.
华尔街热情地将我拥入怀抱 Wall Street had swallowed me up
又把我无情地踢了出来 and shit me right back out again.
如果有必要 我们可以典当我的订婚戒指 We could pawn my engagement ring if we needed to.
- 宝贝... - 我不介意的 - Babe... - Because I don't mind.
如果有必要 我觉得... If we needed to, I'm saying...
- 听我说好吗? - 好 - Will you listen to me? - Okay.
你不用典当任何东西 好吗? You're not pawning anything. Okay?
- 好 - 我一直以来怎么跟你说的? - Okay. - What do I always tell you?
你会成为百万富翁 You're gonna be a millionaire.
没错 先让我看看 That's right. Okay? Just let me look.
我们会找到出路的 We'll find something.
- 这个怎么样? - 什么? - How about this? - What?
天才是不会被打败的 电器商店 Nobody Beats the Wiz, the electronics store.
上货员 你看怎么样? Stock boy. What do you think?
你不能在那种地方工作 You're not gonna work at that place.
没错 但是你要知道 重新开始... Yeah, but, you know, you start off...
乔丹 要是你去那种地方 Jordan, you're gonna be miserable at that place
- 就太大材小用了 - 我知道 - if you go there. - I know.
这是销售 只要你肯努力 就能成为总经理 It's sales. You work your way up, you'll be a general manager.
- 你不能当上货员 - 为什么不行? - You're not gonna be a stock boy. - Why not?
因为你是股票经纪人 'Cause you're a stockbroker.
你难道不知道现在没人会聘请股票经纪人的吗? You understand that nobody's hiring stockbrokers right now?
你明白吗? You understand that?
好吗? Okay?
这里就在招聘股票经纪人 This place is.
- 什么? - 写的什么? - What? - What's that say?
"股票经纪人" "Stockbrokers."
在长岛? In Long Island?
- 去长岛当股票经纪人? - 是的 - Stockbrokers in Long Island? - Yeah.
- 在长岛 - 那又怎样? - It's in Long Island. - So what?
嘿 我在找投资中心 Hey, I'm looking for Investor's Center.
什么? 你想投资? What's that? You want to invest?
不是 投资中心 我在找投资中心 No. Investor's Center. I'm looking for Investor's Center.
对 没错 这里就是 嘿 是这儿 是这儿 Yeah, yeah, that's us. Hey. This is it. This is it.
- 我是德维恩 你好 - 你是德维恩? - I'm Dwayne. Yeah. - You're Dwayne?
你好 德维恩 我们通过电话 Hi, Dwayne. We spoke on the phone.
我是乔丹·贝尔福特 I'm Jordan Belfort.
我是纽约原罗斯柴尔德公司的经纪人 I'm the broker from Rothschild in New York.
好的 请坐 你好 Yes, yeah. Have a seat. How are you?
我们之前聊过... We had a conversation...
我们刚刚通过电话 对吧? We spoke on the phone earlier, right?
- 两小时前 - 对 - Two hours ago. - Right.
对 Yeah.
那就是说 这些都是有潜力的新股 They're up and comers. That's what that means.
每股三美分的话 这就是三美元! It's three cents a share, that's $3!
妈的 便宜死了! You cheap fuck!
所以... So...
所以你们的报价机在哪? So where are your Quotrons here?
- 报价机? - 是啊 你们的电脑 - Quotrons? - Yeah. Your computers.
不 不 我们根本不需要电脑 No, no. We don't even need computers here.
我们这里只进行粉纸交易 We just trade right off the pink sheets here.
粉纸交易: 由私人设立的全国行情局 为未上市公司证券提供交易报价服务
- 粉纸交易? - 是的 就是仙股 - Pink sheets? - Yeah, they're penny stocks.
不能在纳斯达克证交所上市的公司 You know, companies that can't get listed on NASDAQ,
往往没有足够的资本 they don't have enough capital?
他们的股票就在这里交易 Their shares trade here.
- 仙股? - 是的 - Penny stocks? - Yeah.
这个 艾瑞戴公司 很有意思... This one, Aerodyne, is a really interesting...
还是读 艾瑞泰... Or Aerotyne...
是艾瑞泰 Aerotyne, yeah.
艾瑞... 艾瑞泰... Aero... Aerotyne...
艾瑞泰 没错 Aerotyne. Yeah.
是当下炙手可热的股票 Very hot stock right now.
哦 是吗? Oh, yeah?
他们是几个兄弟在自家车库门口 They're just a couple of brothers that are making
做雷达探测器 radar detectors out of their garage.
他们在迪比克市 可能是微波 我不清楚 They're out in Dubuque. Maybe it's microwaves. I'm not sure.
但你打这家公司的专线 But you call the company's main line,
他们的妈妈陶乐茜负责接电话 声音特别好听 their mom, Dorothy, answers and she is so sweet.
- 不错的公司 - 除此之外... - Good company. - I actually don't know what else to...
除此之外我对这个公司一无所知 I don't know anything else about them other than that.
每股六美分? Six cents a share?
得了吧 谁会买啊? Hey, come on. Who buys this crap?
我的意思是... Well, I mean...
说实话 买的都是傻子 Honestly, mostly schmucks.
邮递员 邮递员一定会买 Postmen, there's always postmen.
还有管道工 Plumbers.
因为他们可以在"好色客"和"大众机械"杂志后面看到我们的广告 They see our ads 'm the back of "Hustler" and "Popular Mechanics".
我们的广告告诉他们可以快速致富 Our ads actually say they can get rich quick.
- 在"好色客"上吗? - 是的 - "Hustler"? - Yeah.
你懂的 就是那些有裸女的杂志 You know, those girlie magazines.
我知道 我知道 就是有裸照的杂志 Yeah, yeah. Nudie mag.
- 很多裸照 - 是的 - A lot. - Yeah.
我们给他们提供资金来买房 We're helping them finance houses,
我们帮他们给妻子买钻戒... we're helping them buy their wife a diamond ring...
或是船 A boat maybe.
这是... 这是合法的吗 还是你们... Is this... is this stuff regulated or are you guys...
你们到底在干什么? What are you doing here?
算是吧 Sort of.
算是? Sort of?
天啊 差价也太大了 Jesus Christ, the spread on these is huge.
是啊 这才是重点... Yeah. And that's the point, that's...
你叫什么来着? What's your name again?
我... 我叫乔丹·贝尔福特 Mine... Jordan Belfort.
乔丹 你卖蓝筹股能赚多少? Jordan, what do you get on that blue chip stock?
我赚百分之一 或者说我那时候赚百分之一 I make one percent. Or I did make one percent.
粉单市场 可以赚百分之五十 Pink sheets, it's 50.
百分之五十? It's 50%?
百分之五十的回扣? 50% commission?
- 是的 - 凭啥? - Yup. - For what?
这是我们的服务费 It's our markup for our services.
所以如果我能... 如果我能... And so if I... If I...
如果我能以一万元卖掉一股 那么我的回扣就是五千元? if I sell a stock at $10,000, my commission is 5,000 bucks?
你要是以一万元卖出去 If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock,
我亲自给你免费吹次箫 I will personally give you a blowjob for free.
而且我是真心希望你能办到 And I hope it happens.
你好 约翰 今天怎么样? Hello, John, how are you doing today?
你几周前给我公司寄了一张明信片 You mailed in my company a postcard a few weeks back
询问有关仙股有着极小的风险 requesting information on penny stocks that had huge upside potential
和巨大的上升空间的问题 with very little downside risk.
- 记得吗? - 记得 我似乎寄出过类似的东西 - Does that ring a bell? - Yeah, I may have sent something.
很好 约翰 我今天给你打电话的原因是 Okay, great. The reason for the call today, John, is,
我手头有一个大好的机会 约翰 something just came across my desk, John.
我大半年都没遇到过这么好的机会了 It is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last six months.
你要是有一分钟时间的话 我就跟你分享一下 你有时间吗? If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. You got a minute?
实际上 我真的很... Actually, I'm really very...
这个公司的名字叫艾瑞泰国际 The name of the company, Aerotyne International.
这是一个在中西部地区具有高科技优势的公司 It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest
与此同时 他们下一代的雷达探测器 awaiting imminent patent approval
艾瑞泰国际
即将获得专利批准 on the next generation of radar detectors
这种机器同时具有巨大的军事和民用功能 that have both huge military and civilian applications now.
现在 约翰 Right now, John,
场外交易市场每股一毛钱 the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share.
顺便提一下 约翰 我们的分析师预计 And by the way, John, our analysts indicate
该股将会巨幅上涨 it could go a heck of a lot higher than that.
仅六千元的投资就能带来六万的收益! Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment would be upwards of $60,000!
天啊! 那是我房贷所要的钱啊 Jesus! That's my mortgage, man.
对啊 你能付房贷了 Exactly. You could pay off your mortgage.
这支股票能还清我的房贷? This stock will pay off my house?
约翰 我向你保证 在这个市场里 John, one thing I can promise you, even in this market,
我不会让我的顾客用我的成功来衡量我 is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners.
我会让他们用我的失败来衡量我 因为我几乎从未失败过 I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few.
就艾瑞泰国际来看 And in the case of Aerotyne,
根据所有摆在咱们眼前的资料分析和技术统计 约翰 based on every technical factor out there, John,
这是要赚得盆满钵溢的节奏啊 we are looking at a grand slam home run.
好的 我加入 我投四千元 Okay, let's do it. I'll do four grand.
四千元? 那将会是四万股 约翰 $4,000? That'd be 40,000 shares, John.
我现在就锁定交易 Let me lock in that trade right now
我的秘书会稍后与你联系 and get back to you with my secretary
签订具体的确认书 好吗 约翰? with an exact confirmation. Sound good, John?
- 不错 - 好的 - Yeah, sounds good. - Great.
嘿 约翰 Hey, John.
感谢你这充满信心的选择 Thank you for your vote of confidence.
投资中心欢迎你 And welcome to the Investor's Center.
好的 谢谢你了 哥们 Yeah, thanks a lot, man.
再见 Bye-bye.
你是怎么做到的? How'd you fucking do that?
就像刚才那样啊 我赚了两千 Just like that, I made two grand.
其他人都看着我好像我刚发现了火一样 The other guys looked at me like I'd just discovered fire.
不错! 太棒了! Great! Even better!
我是在把垃圾股卖给收破烂的 赚钱简直毫不费力 I was selling garbage to garbage men and making cash hand over fist.
你唯一需要担心的是 买得太少 到时候后悔莫及 The only problem you're gonna have is that you didn't buy more.
我卖给他们垃圾股 So I was selling them shit.
但在我看来 他们的钱还是放在我手里比较好 But the way I looked at it, their money was better off in my pocket.
因为我知道怎样更好地花钱 I knew how to spend it better.
打扰一下 那辆车是你的吗? Excuse me. Is that your car in the lot?
是的 Yeah.
- 好车 - 谢了 兄弟 - It's a nice ride. - Thanks, man.
我叫汤尼·阿佐夫 Donnie Azoff.
嘿 我是乔丹·贝尔福特 Hey. I'm Jordan Belfort.
- 很高兴见到你 - 你好 - Nice to meet you. - How you doing?
其实我见过这辆车 You know, actually, I see that car around.
- 我经常见到它 - 是吗? 在哪? - I see it around a lot. - Oh, yeah, where?
我们应该住一栋楼吧 I think we live in the same building.
- 不会吧? - 是的 是的 - No shit? - Yeah, yeah.
- 你住十二层? - 是啊 你住几层? - Twelfth floor? - Yeah. What floor are you on?
四层 Fourth floor.
- 我有两个小孩 一个糟糠之妻 - 嗯 - I have two little kids. Ugly wife. - Right.
你是干什么的 哥们? What do you do, bro?
你什么意思 我是干什么的? What do you mean, what do I do?
你是做什么工作的? For work, what do you do?
我是股票经纪人 I'm a stockbroker.
- 股票经纪人? - 是的 - Stockbroker? - Yeah.
我是干儿童家具的 Children's furniture.
哦 不错 Oh, good for you.
还好吧 It's all right.
你赚了很多钱吗? You make a lot of money?
是的 我自己为自己干 Yeah, I do all right for myself.
勤勤恳恳 兢兢业业 I'm trying to put it together.
我们住在同一座楼里 你有那么好的车 我却... You got your fucking nice car, we live in the same building. I just...
我就不明白了... 你赚多少钱? I'm not understanding... How much money do you make?
我也不清楚 上个月赚了七万块 I don't know. $70,000 last month.
别... Get the fuck...
别吹了 Get the fuck out of here.
没有啊 我是认真的 No, I'm serious.
得了吧 我也是认真的 Yeah, no, I'm serious, too.
说实话 你赚多少? Seriously, how much money do you make?
我告诉你了 七万 I told you. $70,000.
具体而言上月应该是 Well, technically, $72,000.
七万二吧 Last month. Something like that.
你一个月赚七万二? You made 72 grand in one month?
是啊 Yeah.
告诉你 I'll tell you what.
只要你能给我看你七万二的工资条 You show me a pay stub for $72,000 on it,
我就立马辞掉我现在的工作 为你效劳 I quit my job right now and I work for you.
嘿 保利 你好吗? Hey, Paulie, what's up?
没 没事 一切都好 No, yeah, yeah. No, everything's fine.
听着 我要辞职 Hey, listen, I quit.
他真的辞了他的工作 And he did quit his job.
我觉得有点不可思议 我才刚认识这哥们啊 Which I thought was a little weird. I mean, I just met this fucking guy.
别他妈告诉苏珊 这不关她的事 Don't fucking tell Susan. It's none of her business.
这家伙很有特点 There were other things about him, too.
除了有着一口闪闪发亮的大白牙 Like his phosphorescent white teeth.
老婆! 我还要跟你老婆谈? Wife! I gotta fucking deal with your wife?
他那无色镜片配上豹纹镜框 The fact that he wore horn rims with clear lenses
看起来简直就像大黄蜂 just to look more WASP-y.
然后 就有了这些谣言 And then, there were these rumors.
我听了些有的没的 我也不知道 I heard some stupid shit. I don't know.
妈蛋 我都不想提了 只是... Fuck, I didn't even want to bring it up. It's just...
- 太傻逼了 - 关于我的? - it's stupid. - Shit with me?
你懂的 人都会胡说八道 我也不是很清楚 You know, people say shit. I don't even know.
他们说的时候我大部分时间都在开小差 I don't even listen to it half the time.
他们说什么了? What are they saying?
说你和你堂妹的事 Shit about you and your cousin or something like that.
我都没怎么听 I don't even listen to it.
哥们 不是那样的 Bro, it's not like that.
不是那样的 It's not like that.
比如你娶了你堂妹之类的 不是吗? Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit. No?
是的 我妻子 是的 Yeah, my wife. Yeah.
我妻子是我堂妹 My wife is my cousin, or whatever.
但并不是你所想的那样 But it's not like what you think, or whatever, you know.
她是你的嫡亲堂妹 还是... Is she like a first cousin, or is she...
是 不 她是... Yeah, no, she's, you know...
她的... 她的父亲 Her... Her father
是我母亲的兄弟 is the brother of my mom.
不是你所... It's not like, what... You know.
我们一起长大 Look, we grew up together.
她变得很性感 她太火辣了 And she grew up hot, you know. She fucking grew up hot.
我所有的朋友都想操她 And all my friends were trying to fuck her, you know.
我是不会让别人... And I'm not gonna let someone...
让这帮蠢货上我堂妹 You know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin,
所以我其实是在保护她 so, you know, I used the cousin thing as like an in with her.
我不会再让任何人操我堂妹了 I'm not gonna let someone else fuck my cousin.
如果还有人操我堂妹 You know, if anyone's gonna fuck my cousin,
那就只能是我 这是理所应当的 it's gonna be me, out of respect. You know?
明白了 No, I get it. Yeah.
你不担心孩子吗? I mean, you're not afraid of like the whole kid thing, right?
- 什么? 和她生孩子? - 是的 - What? Having kids with her? - Yeah.
不担心 我们有两个孩子 No. We have two kids.
他们... 我的意思是... And they're... I mean...
我不想打听别人的隐私 他们都好吗? I don't want to get personal, but they're okay?
都好 智力一切皆正常 No, they're not retarded or anything like that.
但这有很大的机率 如果... But there's a big chance, right, if...
是的 有百度之六十的机率 Yeah, there's like a 60%, you know,
有百分之六十到六十五的机率弱智或其他什么 60 to 65% chance the kid's gonna be fucking retarded or whatever.
我都快被吓尿了 哥们 That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy.
每一个怀孕的人都要承担风险 Look, man, a lot of having a kid, or whatever, takes risk,
不论你操的是你堂妹还是别人 whether you're fucking cousins or not.
如果真的发生了会怎么样? What if something like that happened?
如果孩子是个弱智 Basically, you know, if the kid was retarded,
我就开车把他送到乡下去 I would, you know, drive it up to the country
打开门然后说 and just, like, you know, open the door and say,
"你现在自由了" "快跑吧" "You're free now." You know, like, "Run free."
知道吗? You know?
你就胡说吧你 You're completely fucking with me.
那也太可怕了 你不会... That's horrible. You're not gonna...
看起来你已经相信了... 我不会那么干的 You look like you've... No.
我们会带他去治疗机构或者专门搞这个的 We would take it to, like, an institution or somewhere
比如抚养弱智儿童的福利院之类的 that's handled to, like, you know, raise the kid or whatever.
知道吗? 如果你快乐 那上帝保佑你 哥们 You know what? If you're happy, God bless you, buddy.
不 哥们我不快乐 结了婚的人不会快乐的 No, I'm not fucking happy. No one who's married is fucking happy.
很抱歉听到这些 Well, I'm sorry to hear that, buddy.
听着 我真的... Listen, I'm really, you know...
我真心感谢这份工作 I'm really appreciative for this fucking job.
我很喜欢 I'm really enjoying it.
我也为你感到开心 I'm really happy with what you're doing.
其实 我有一个小礼物要给你 Actually, I got you a little present.
- 你要给我礼物? - 是啊 - You got me a present? - I got you something.
妈的 你真好 Oh, fuck. You're sweet.
当然 在后面 Yeah. It's in the back though.
- 你什么意思? - 去后面 - What do you mean? - You gotta go out back.
是包装好的还是? Like it's wrapped up or something?
是包装好的 是的 It's wrapped up. Yeah.
- 我不明白 - 我也是 - I don't get it. - Neither do I.
走吧 快点 Let's fucking go. Come on.
该你了 Your turn.
我才不会吸呢 你他妈的疯了吧 I'm not fucking doing this. You're out of your fucking mind.
- 吸啊 哥们 - 不 - Smoke this shit, bro. - No.
这没有人 哥们 No one's fucking here, bro.
快... Get the fuck...
快他妈和我一起吸啊 哥们 Fucking smoke crack with me, bro.
我不会吸的 I'm not fucking doing it.
和我一起吸吧 哥们 Smoke crack. Smoke some fucking crack with me, bro.
- 就一下 就一下 - 好吧 - One hit. One hit. That's it. - Okay.
疯子一样 Fucking nut job.
哇! Wow!
哇 Wow.
走吧 Let's go run, huh?
咱们离开这 哥们 We gotta get out of here, buddy.
咱们离开这 跑吧 We gotta get out of here. Let's go fucking run.
像狮子 老虎还有熊那样奔跑吧! Let's run like we're fucking lions and tigers and bears!
跑吧! 快跑! Let's run! Let's fucking run!
快啊! 走! Let's fucking run! Go!
走 走 走 走! Go, go, go, go!
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你好 我是乔丹·贝尔福特 Hello. My name is Jordan Belfort.
我和我的合伙人想租你的车库 My partner and I are very interested in renting out your garage.
我和汤尼决定两个人自己干 Donnie and I were going out on our own.
首先 我们需要 And the first thing we needed was brokers.
有一定销售经验的经纪人 Guys with sales experience.
所以我就雇佣了一些我老家的人 So I recruited some of my hometown boys.
卖肉和大麻的席·奥特 Sea Otter, who sold meat and weed.
卖轮胎和大麻的切斯特 Chester, who sold tires and weed.
还有无所不卖 And Robbie, who sold anything he could get his hands on.
但以卖大麻为主的罗比 Mostly weed.
能给我拿点番茄酱吗? Can you bring me some ketchup? Okay?
这是布莱德 This is Brad.
布莱德是我最想要的人 And Brad's the guy I really wanted.
但他和我们处不到一起 But he didn't go along with us.
他卖安眠酮赚了一大笔钱 He was already making so much money selling Quaaludes,
他是贝赛德市的安眠酮之王 he'd become the Quaalude king of Bayside.
你那个东东有没有操过妹子啊? Getting any pussy with that thing or what?
当然有啊 Yeah, man, of course.
那你倒是带些妹子来啊? Bring some of them chicks around here sometime, huh?
让她们见识见识 Let 'em watch.
让她们见识见识 知道我的意思吗? Let 'em watch. Know what I mean?
嘿 拉链仔! 你告诉你姐我要她 Hey, Zip! You tell your sister I was asking about her.
下次过来的时候给我带一条她的内裤 Why don't you bring me a pair of her panties next time you come through.
哥们 她说她不想和你说活 Yeah, man. She said she don't want to talk to you anymore, man.
滚远 Get the fuck out of here.
嘿 妈 我们吃鸡肉还是什么? Hey, Ma, we got chicken or what?
妈! Ma!
你们有没有在听? 这比你想像得要容易 You listening? It's easier than you think.
每个接你电话的人 Every person you're on the phone with,
他们都想要变富 并且快速致富 they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly.
他们都想不劳而获 They all want something for nothing.
有一次 我给一个阿米什的哥们卖锅 There was this one time that I was selling pot to this Amish dude.
就是那些留着络腮胡 You know those guys who got like the beard
但嘴唇和下巴那部分的胡子都剃掉的家伙 with like no mustache or some bullshit?
他说他只想制作家具 Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture.
我没理解 I don't understand.
这和咱们正在说的有什么关系? What's that got to do with anything?
你到底在说什么? What the fuck are you talking about?
我没有诬赖你 I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing,
但你刚才说每个人都想变富 but you just said that everybody wants to get rich.
妈蛋 你确实说过 Holy fuck, you did just say that.
你到底想说明什么? What the fuck are you talking about?
是啊 比如说佛教徒 他们就不在乎钱 Yeah, like Buddhists. They don't give a shit about money.
他们裹着一块床单 几乎不买东西 They're wrapped in sheets. They're not buying shit.
我不是在说佛教徒或阿米什人 I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish.
我说得是普通人 工人阶级 平民 I'm talking about normal people, working-class, everyday people.
每个人都想变富 难道就我一个这么认为? Everyone wants to get rich. Am I crazy?
阿米什还有佛教徒神马的都不是正常人 There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist.
- 我很确定 - 必须的 - I'm pretty fucking sure. - There could be.
能给我们来点番茄酱吗 拜托? Can we get some ketchup, please?
你们不想赚钱吗? Do you guys not want to make money?
我想要赚钱 I want to make some money.
我他妈也想赚钱 I want to make some fucking money, okay.
我啥都能卖 I can sell anything.
妈的 我能给修道院的修女们卖春药 Shit, I can sell ludes to a convent full of nuns,
让她们淫水直流 相互操 and get them so horny they'd be fucking each other.
要得就是这种态度 你什么都能卖? That's the attitude. You can sell anything?
把这支钢笔卖给我 Sell me this fucking pen right here.
你说你啥都能卖 来啊 You can sell anything. Sell that. Go ahead.
把这支笔卖给我 Sell me the pen.
能让我先吃完吗? 我今天还没吃饭呢 Can I finish eating first? I haven't eaten today.
布莱德 给他们展示展示 拿着 Brad, show them how it's done. Boom.
把这支笔卖给我 看着 开始 Sell me that pen. Watch. Go on.
想让我卖了这只笔? You want me to sell this fucking pen?
看好了 他能卖掉任何东西 That's my boy right there. Can fucking sell anything.
帮我一个忙吧 Why don't you do me a favor.
给我在纸巾上写下你的名字 Write your name down on that napkin for me.
我没有笔 I don't have a pen.
这就对了 提供人们所需求的 我的朋友 Exactly. Supply and demand, my friend.
- 天啊 - 明白我说的了吗? - Holy shit. - See what I'm saying?
他在创造急需的感觉 He's creating urgency.
让他们想要买股票 Get them to want to buy the stock.
让他们相信这是他们必须得买的 理解吗? Convince them it's something they need, you know what I mean?
就是这样 And that's the thing.
所有的修女都是蕾丝 All nuns are lesbians.
你说什么呢? 奥特 What the fuck are you talking about, Otter?
想想吧 她们留不住男人只好互相搞了 Think about it. They can't keep a dude so they're gonna start fucking chicks.
四次了 金米! 四次 Four fucking times, Kimmie! Four times.
- 他不在这 - 该死的兰博 - He's not with us. - Friggin' Rambo.
现在她可来了 Now she runs.
看 我知道这帮家伙不像哈佛的工商管理硕士一样 But look. I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs.
罗比·范伯格这个傻子 花了五年读高中 Robbie Feinberg, the pinhead, took five years to finish high school.
奥尔登·科菲博和席·奥特甚至都没有毕业 Alden Kupferberg, the Sea Otter, didn't even graduate.
切斯特·明 这个堕落的中国佬 以为柔道来自以色列 Chester Ming, the depraved Chinaman, thought jujitsu was in Israel.
这群人中最聪明的要算尼基·克斯科夫了 Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff.
他在法学院读过书 He actually went to law school.
我叫他小兵 因为他的那一坨假发 I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece.
虽然他们年轻 饥渴还笨的要死 Still, give them to me young, hungry and stupid
但我还是会让他们迅速致富的 and in no time, I'll make them rich.
天啊 Oh, my God.
乔丹 这... Jordan, that...
喜欢吗? 宝贝 You like it, baby?
天啊 太美了 Oh, my God, it's beautiful.
虽然它们不是天底下最大的钻石 They're not the biggest stones in the world,
但我保证它们绝对是一流的品质 but I promise they're really high quality.
太美了 It's beautiful.
真的太美了 They're so beautiful.
哦 天啊 Oh, boy.
什么? What?
我知道这种表情 想说什么就说吧 I know that look. What is it? Go ahead.
我也不知道... 你知道... I don't know, it's... You know...
这些股票... 这些公司... These stocks... These companies...
这些糟糕透顶的公司 They're like crappy companies.
- 我知道 - 嗯 - Well, yeah. - Okay.
是的 它们的确不怎么样 Yeah, they're terrible.
不要担心 我所做的都是合法的 Don't worry about it. I told you, what I'm doing is completely legal.
是的 我知道 Yeah, I know.
但是这些公司都不赚钱的 对吧? But they're not gonna make anyone money though, right?
有时候赚 有时候不赚 Well, sometimes they do, sometimes they don't.
你懂的 You know how it goes.
你把那些东西卖给能够赔得起富人 Wouldn't you feel better if you sold that stuff to rich people
不是能让你的良心好受些? who can, like, afford to lose all that money?
当然 Of course.
但富人不会买仙股的 But rich people don't buy penny stocks.
他们不会的 They just don't.
为什么不会呢? Why not?
因为他们太聪明了 这就是原因 Because they're too smart, that's why not.
我的意思是 一个受过大学教育的人 I mean, what person with a college education
怎么会相信这群傻逼? would trust this bunch of jerk-offs?
快挂电话 告诉他你待会给他打过去 Hang up the phone. Tell him you'll call him back.
这通电话上有五千了! I got five fucking grand on the phone right now!
嘿! Hey!
但如果他们听起来不像一群傻逼呢? But what if they didn't sound like a bunch of jerk-offs?
如果我能教他们如何用钱销售呢? What if I could teach them how to sell to people with money?
真的钱 Real money.
所以我决定彻底改造公司 So I decided to reinvent the company.
绅士们 欢迎来到 Gentlemen, welcome
斯特拉顿·奥克蒙德公司 to Stratton Oakmont.
现在 你们这些笨蛋要把目标定在占美国人口百分之一的富人之中 You schnooks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of Americans.
我们在这说的是白鲸 We're talking about whales here.
大白鲸 Moby fucking Dicks.
这是咱们的计划 咱们的剧本 是你们的新鱼叉 And with this script, which is now your new harpoon,
我要使你们都成为 I'm gonna teach each and every one of you
成为亚哈船长 to be Captain fucking Ahab.
知道了吗? 啊? Get it? Huh?
什么船长? Captain who?
亚哈船长 来自于... Captain Ahab. From the fucking...
来自书中 混蛋 书中 The book, motherfucker. From the book.
动动脑子吧 Turn your fucking brain on.
- 妈的 - 你妹 罗比 - Fuck you. - Jesus fuck, Robbie.
听我说 我们是一个有着新名字的新公司 Listen to me. We're a new company with a new name.
一个信得过的公司 A company that our clients can believe in.
一个值得信赖的公司 A company that our clients can trust.
一个深深根植于华尔街的公司 A firm whose roots are so deeply embedded into Wall Street
我们的创建者乘着五月花号 that our very founders sailed over on the Mayflower
以斯特拉顿·奥克蒙德为名 and chiseled the name Stratton Oakmont
向普利茅斯岩前进! right into Plymouth fucking Rock!
知道了吗? You got it?
我们要这样做 What we're gonna do is this.
一开始 只卖迪士尼 AT&T电信公司 还有IBM这些蓝筹股给他们 First we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM, blue chip stocks exclusively.
那些知名的公司 Companies these people know.
等他们上钩以后 就卖垃圾股给他们 Once we've suckered them in, we unload the dog shit.
那些低价股 仙股 钱就到我们这里来了 The pink sheets, the penny stocks, where we make the money.
回扣可是50%啊 哥们 50% commission, baby.
要在这种情况下挣钱 Now the key to making money in a situation like this
就是在结算之前 做好准备 is to position yourself now before the settlement.
要是等到你被华尔街日报曝光那天 Because by the time you read about it in The Wall Street Journal,
就太晚了 it's already too late.
你就等着 Then you wait.
好好等着 You wait.
先开口 你就输了 And whoever speaks first loses.
对不起... Sorry...
感谢你的来电 I appreciate the call.
但这事我还需要考虑 跟我夫人商量一下 I really have to give this some thought and talk to my wife about it.
再打给你可以吗? Can I call you back?
他们说自己不清楚 是不是? 说还要考虑是不是 They don't know, right? They gotta think about it,
还要跟家里的黄脸婆讨论 跟三姑六婆讨论 they gotta talk to their fucking wives, or the fucking Tooth Fairy.
重要的是 他们说什么 根本不重要 Point is, it doesn't matter what the fuck they say.
其实就是一句话 他们不相信你 The only real objection that they have is that they don't trust you guys.
他们干嘛要信你? 撒泡尿照照自己 And why should they trust you? I mean, look at you.
你们不就是一群该死的推销员吗? You're a bunch of fucking sleazy salesmen, right?
那么 你该怎么说呢? So, what do you say?
你应该要求我7块钱给你买入联合碳化物公司的股票 You mean to tell me that if I put you in at Union Carbide at seven
32块钱卖出去... and took you out at 32...
11块钱买入德州仪器 47块卖出... Texas Instruments at 11 and took you out at 47...
16块买入美国钢铁公司 41块出手... U.S. Steel at 16, took you out at 41...
你现在就不会跟我这么说啦 "切斯特 You wouldn't be saying to me right now, "Chester,
给我买几千迪士尼的股票 pick me up a few thousand shares of Disney
现在下手 马上买" on the spot, right now. Come on."
你说真的? 凯文? 不开玩笑? Honestly, Kevin? Honestly? Seriously?
我不认识你 I don't know you.
你冷不防地就这样打过来 我完全不了解你 You cold-called me. You're a total stranger.
我完全同意 确实 我不认识你 你不认识我 I am in complete agreement with you. You don't know me, I don't know you.
我自我介绍一下 我叫奥尔登·科菲博 Let me introduce myself to you. My name is Alden Kupferberg.
- 罗比·范伯格 - 切斯特·明 - Robbie Feinberg. - Chester Ming.
我是斯特拉顿·奥克蒙德的高级副总裁... I'm Senior Vice President at Stratton Oakmont...
明年 我计划成为... and I plan on being one of the...
公司顶尖的经纪人之一 top brokers in my firm next year.
要成功上位 就不能犯错 斯坦利 And I'm not gonna get there by being wrong, Stanley.
我想说 听起来 你... I do wanna say that you sound like a...
像个真诚的人 You sound like a pretty sincere guy.
这不会让你大赚一笔 也不会让你赔钱 It's not gonna make you rich and it's not gonna make you poor.
这一次交易是个基准... But what this trade will do is serve as...
让你对以后的生意有个概念 凯文 A benchmark for future business, Kevin.
你现在愿意跟我聊下去了吗 史考特? You feel comfortable with me now, Scotty?
到时候你就知道 And then you'll know for sure
你终于在华尔街找到一个 that you finally found a broker on Wall Street
值得信赖的经纪人 that you can trust,
一个可以一直帮你赚钱的人 and who can consistently make you money.
您意下如何? Sound fair enough?
说实在的... 嗯 You know what... Yeah.
我得说 我挺心动的 I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed.
你觉得怎么样呢? What are you thinking?
凯文 Kevin.
你给我一次机会 You give me one shot here
买柯达这样的蓝筹股 on a blue chip stock like Kodak,
相信我 凯文 and believe me, Kevin,
到时候你只会后悔 the only problem you're gonna have
当时没有多买点 is that you didn't buy more.
你觉得怎么样? Sound fair enough?
妈的 嗯... Shit. My...
我老婆搞不好要跟我离婚 但是... My wife might divorce me, but...
好吧 买吧 Yeah, let's do it.
明智的选择 凯文 Excellent choice, Kevin.
你这次要买多少? How much do you want to go for this time?
先买个... 五千 Let's do five... $5,000.
买八千怎么样 凯文? Can we try 8,000, Kevin?
好吧 那就买一万吧 All right. Let's do 10.
- 一万 - 你看行吗? - Ten. - You want to do that?
好眼光! Excellent choice!
凯文 我先把这笔交易锁定了 几分钟之后再跟你 Kevin, let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you in a few minutes
签订具体的确认书 凯文 with an exact confirmation, Kevin.
斯特拉顿·奥克蒙德公司欢迎你 And welcome to Stratton Oakmont.
多谢 哥们 下午我要去喝一杯 Thanks, man. I'm gonna have a beer.
真有趣 This is fun.
放轻松 凯文 Take it easy, Kev.
嘿 谢谢你 乔丹 非常... Hey, thanks, Jordan. Thanks a...
滚你妈的蛋吧! Fuck that motherfucker!
我说的就是这个! That's what I'm talking about!
真是个大傻蛋 What a fucking idiot.
这个世界我最了解的就是航空公司 The one thing I know about in this world is airlines.
布宗航空 代表了航空业的未来 And Cuchon Airlines is the future of airlines.
现在马上买入... Get in now or...
- 我是 尼基·克斯科夫... - 切斯特·明... - I'm Nicky Koskoff... - Chester Ming...
我是斯特拉顿·奥克蒙德公司的高级副总裁 and I'm a Senior Vice President with Stratton Oakmont.
茱蒂 很遗憾你失去了亲人 Judy, I am so, so, so sorry for your loss.
他是什么时候过世的? When did he pass?
就算我说错了 Just say I'm wrong, right.
股票往下滑了几个点... And the stock goes down a couple points...
用我过世的爷爷的话来说 and it makes you, in the words of my grandfather,
"那会让你富得流油" God rest his soul, "A shit ton of money."
这就像在天亮之前 It's like getting in on fucking sunlight
看到阳光一样 明白吗? before there was fucking sunlight. You understand?
八千股怎么样? Can we do 8,000 shares?
好的两万五 Okay, 25,000.
真是明智的决定 That's a very intelligent decision.
我会把你转给我的销售助理 I'm gonna transfer you to my sales associate.
朗达! Rhonda!
- 朗达! - 我会把你转给安德烈 - Rhonda! - put you through to Andrea.
我草 谁看见朗达了? Has anybody fucking seen Rhonda?
大家周末要好好地玩啊 Everybody have a good week?
好! Yeah!
到这个月月底 The end of the month.
我们回扣净收益有2870万 $28.7 million in gross commissions,
小子们 都是卖粉票子赚的! all from pink sheet stock, boys!
为了慰问大家这一周的辛劳 And to celebrate with our weekly act of debauchery,
我付了我们可爱的销售助理 I have offered our lovely sales assistant,
丹妮儿·哈里森一万块 Danielle Harrison, here,
好给她剃个大光头! $10,000 to shave her fucking head!
耶! Yeah!
你喜欢光头吗? Yeah, you want this?
喜欢吗? You want this?
剃光她! 剃光! Let's scalp her! Scalp her!
开始剃! Let the scalping begin!
剃光! 剃光! 剃光! Scalp! Scalp! Scalp!
顺便说一句 小子们 丹妮儿 已经答应我用这一万块去隆胸 FYI, boys, Danielle has promised to use this $10,000 for breast implants!
她的C级凶器就要变成D级了! She's already got C cups, but now she wants fucking double D's!
这他妈是不是一家伟大的公司? Is this a great fucking company or what?
是不是世界上最伟大的公司? Is this the greatest company in the world?
汤尼! Donnie!
闹吧闹吧 把屋顶掀了! Blow the roof off this motherfucker!
喝香槟吗? Champagne?
把脱衣舞女郎放进来! Send in the stripees!
我的! Mine!
我们的事迹传遍了华尔街 Word about us spread throughout Wall Street.
甚至那些我不想引起注意的地方 也知道我的大名 Even the places I didn't want it to.
特工帕特里克·德纳姆
不久之后 华尔街的王牌杂志"福布斯" It wasn't long before Forbes magazine,
就打电话来 要给我做专访 the flagship of Wall Street, called to do a profile on me.
请问 你认为斯特拉顿·奥克蒙德公司的前景如何? Let me ask you, how do you see the future for Stratton Oakmont?
一句话概括? One word?
多元化 Diversification.
很棒 谢谢你 我采集到很多素材了 Sounds good. Thank you so much. I have more than enough.
- 谢谢你抽空接受采访 - 太棒了 - I appreciate your time. - Fantastic.
能来张合影吗? Can we get a quick picture?
全他妈一派胡言 A total fucking hatchet job.
华尔街之狼
这群弱智 全是瞎编! 这都写了些什么! This conniving little twat! Look at this!
他们把我叫做"华尔街之狼" 看看啊 "The Wolf of Wall Street" they call me. Look.
你的发型不错 Your hair looks good.
- 好啦 是不错 - 是啊 - Well, my hair looks good. - Yeah.
"乔丹·贝尔福特 听名字就像是黑化的罗宾汉 "Jordan Belfort, sounding like a kind of twisted Robin Hood
他把钱从富人那儿抢走 中饱私囊 who takes from the rich and gives to himself
更喂肥他手下那一帮经纪人" and his merry little band of brokers."
- 你看看 你看 - 听着 - Read that. Read it. - Listen.
亲爱的 出名从来都不是坏事 There is no such thing as bad publicity, sweetheart.
看看报道 宝贝 Read the article, babe.
乔丹 你看上去很帅! 还上了大名鼎鼎的杂志 Jordan, you look great! You're in a huge magazine.
我看起来帅有什么鸟用 Big fucking deal I look great.
贝尔福特先生! 能请您看看我的简历吗? Mr. Belfort! Can you look at my resume, please?
打扰了 先生 打扰了! Excuse me, excuse me, sir!
都给我冷静! Calm the fuck down!
这是怎么回事? What the hell's all this?
因为"福布斯"的文章 他们都想来给你打工 It's the Forbes article. They all want to work for you now.
嘿! 老娘我怎么说的? Hey! What did I say?
我也想有礼貌 I'm just trying to be nice.
嘿 要找工作 找我! Hey, you want a job, you talk to me!
- 贝尔福特先生! - 给我一分钟 - Mr. Belfort! - Give me one minute.
"福布斯"让我成了大明星 Forbes made me a superstar.
每天 都会有几十个小财迷 在我门前排队 Every day, dozens of money-crazed kids beat a path to my door.
一旦我们雇佣他们 他们会立刻从学校辍学 If we hired 'em, they dropped straight out of college overnight
花光所有的钱 在斯特拉顿公司的裁缝那里做一套西装 and spent whatever allowance they had on a new suit from our Stratton tailor.
你他妈是认真的? Are you fucking serious right now?
我是说 我们帮这些孩子改头换面 I mean, we were literally putting clothes on these kids' backs.
然后就有些混蛋来探头探脑 And here comes this jerk-off sniffing around.
不过 你懂的 每次一有人出人头地 But, you know, every time someone rises up in this world,
总会跑出些人 想把他打回原形 there's always gonna be some asshole trying to drag him down.
过了几个月 公司规模扩大了一倍 我们搬进了更大的办公室 Within months, we doubled in size, moved to even bigger offices.
就像疯人院一样 It was a madhouse.
一场狂欢 A greed-fest,
其中充满了 可卡因 睾丸素 还有体液 with equal parts cocaine, testosterone, and body fluids.
太棒了! Yes!
大家实在太狂野 我不得不宣布 办公室从9点到7点之间 It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone
可以想操就操 between the hours of 9:00 and 7:00.
但是 跟你说句实话 这样也没用 But I'm telling you, even that didn't help.
实际上 这种疯狂从公司搬进来第一天就开始了 Actually, the madness started on our very first day,
我们的一个经纪人 本·琴纳 when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner,
一来就给电梯开了光 christened the elevator by getting a blowjob
在众目睽睽之下让销售助理给他吹萧 from a sales assistant.
助理叫帕姆 对她 我得夸两句 Her name was Pam, and to her credit,
她技巧确实爆赞 扭动狂野 抽插剧烈 she did have this amazing technique, with this wild twist and jerk motion.
一个月后 周六下午 About a month later,
汤尼和我决定 Donnie and I decided to double-team her
和她一起玩3p on a Saturday afternoon
而我们的娇妻 还在外面为圣诞节采购服装 while our wives were out shopping for Christmas dresses.
最后 本跟她结婚了 Eventually, Ben married her,
实在是一件奇事 考虑到 which was pretty amazing considering she blew
她帮公司里所有的单身汉吹过 every single guy in the office.
然后他就抑郁了 3年之后自杀了 Then he got depressed and killed himself three years later.
总而言之 我雇佣了我老爸马克思 让他来维护秩序 Anyway, I hired my dad, Max, to maintain order as the Enforcer.
斯特拉顿的御用盖世太保 Stratton's very own Gestapo.
我们都叫他 疯子马克思 因为他的脾气超级坏 We called him Mad Max because of his hair-trigger temper,
就算是电话铃响几声 他也能发作 which could be set off by something as innocuous as a ringing telephone.
他妈的是谁 胆子那么大 Who the fuck has the goddamn gall
敢在周二晚上打电话过来? to call this house on a Tuesday night?
他娘的! God damn it!
你要错过精彩的镜头了! You're gonna miss it!
还用你多嘴 我知道 Please, tell me something I don't know.
我等了一个星期 就是为了追这部"私家侦探" I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer
还他妈的... 你好哪位 and they have to fucking... Hello.
可是他一把电话接起来... But as soon as he picked up the phone...
基恩 最近怎么样 基恩? Gene. How are you, Gene?
他就能马上装出英国腔来 He'd affect this weird British accent.
好啊 基恩 太好了 Right-o, Gene, that'd be great.
回见 Cheerio.
真是奇葩 It was absolutely bizarre.
他妈的弱智! The fucking halfwit!
- 一旦挂掉电话... - 播完了! - He'd hang up... - You missed it!
他又变成了疯子马克思 And then he's Mad Max allover again.
他娘的! Damn it!
好吧 跟我讲讲刚才怎么了? All right, tell me what happened. What happened?
他发现是他妈妈的妹妹 Well, he discovered it was the mother's sister.
他是哪个? 哪个? 告诉我... Who's he? Who? Tell me who...
就是主角 你懂的... The main guy. You know who the main...
就是主角... The main guy...
就是他妈妈的妹妹 死掉了 it was his mother's sister. She showed up dead.
当然啦 疯子马克思不用知道 Of course, Mad Max didn't have to know
我们在斯特拉顿公司干什么 everything we were doing at Stratton.
弄个大靶子 然后我们... And then there's a big target and we...
他们就朝着那个靶子飞过去 然后黏住 They get launched at the target. They stick.
再弄个靶心 在靶心画上美元标志 There's a bull's-eye and the bull's-eye's a dollar sign.
越是靠近标志的 Whoever gets closer to the dollar sign
分数越高 gets the most points.
我肯定得把他扔得七荤八素找不着北 I'm gonna throw the shit out of this little fucking thing.
要是伤了人怎么办? So if it gets hurt, what happens?
到时候肯定都玩疯了 'Cause we're gonna get fucking nuts.
我不觉得会出事 他们侏儒就像... I don't think he's gonna get hurt. They're like...
他们的力气超级大的 They got like superhuman strength.
我想他会没事的 I think he's gonna be fine.
你不可以直视他 You can't look him right in the eyes.
不可以直视? You can't look him in the eye?
这是真的 我在电视上看到的 That's a fact. I saw it on PBS.
他们会晕 然后脑袋就短路了 They get confused and their wires get crossed.
你要看他们的下巴 You gotta look at their chin.
那样看起来就像我在看着你 Like it looks like I'm looking at you
实际上我在看你的下巴 but I'm looking at your chin.
我觉得你现在是在跟我讲话 但你却没有 是不是? I feel like you're addressing me right now, but you're not, are you?
他们像是蒙娜丽莎 找到房间里 They're like the Mona Lisa. They find eye contact,
盯着他们的人 无论你站在哪里 like, wherever you are standing in the room.
他们都能锁定你 And they lock in.
但是 我们也不能为所欲为 No, but there is a limit to what we can do with them?
我们可以朝他们乱丢东西 We're allowed to throw shit at 'em.
吃的可以吗? 香蕉如何 We're allowed to throw food? Bananas.
什么吃的都行 Any food. Correct.
但是 举个例子 我就不会 But, for example, what I wouldn't do is
叫他把鸟秀出来 maybe like tell him to pull his cock out
然后找个姑娘 你知道的 and like get some of the girls to, you know,
去摸他的鸟什么的 fondle him and shit like that.
那样不可以吗? That would be... That's unacceptable?
我们想想就好了 Let's keep that in our back pocket.
这家伙是专门用来当飞镖的 This guy is more about throwing at the dartboard.
是的 没错没错 Correct. Yes, yes, yes.
这就是他们的 他们的天分啊 The thing is, this is their gift, okay.
他们天生就是当飞镖的材料 They're built to be thrown like a lawn dart.
他们跟飞镖一样 上半身比较重 They're top heavy like a lawn dart.
所以就可以丢得更准一些 So they're built for accuracy.
哦 天呐 我们可以把他当保龄球滚吗? Oh, my God. Can we bowl with this guy?
那是他哥哥 罗伯 That's his fucking brother, Rob.
他哥哥才是保龄球 His brother's the bowling ball.
你把那位兄台放在滑板上 The brother, you put a skateboard on him,
然后一绑 you strap him to a skateboard,
然后 顺着走廊推下去 把瓶子撞翻 you toss him down an alley at some pins.
- 真的 有意思 - 真他娘的有意思 - No shit. That's interesting. - Swear to fucking God.
- 我们能雇这家伙吧? - 可以 我们可以把这家伙也找来 - Can we get that guy? - Yeah, we'll get that guy, too.
但是这里说 这个男的喜欢亮鸟 But it says here this guy will show his cock. Yeah.
- 个子没长鸟长了 - 真的? - Instead of growing up. Yeah. - He will?
顺便提一下 他们脾气很坏 They are very ornery by the way,
所以 对付这些小家伙 要小心 so you gotta be very careful with these little guys.
安全第一 Safety first.
安全第一 懂了吗? Safety is first, all right?
我要人带着麻醉枪 I want somebody with a fucking tranquilizer gun
准备好随时弄晕他 ready to knock this fucker out.
- 所以是要弄把... - 电击枪 - Do we want to get like a... - Mace. Taser guns.
弹子枪吗? A pellet gun maybe?
不行 弹子枪会伤到他 No, a pellet gun is gonna hurt him.
我就是要让他晕过去 I just want him out. Knocked out cold.
咱还是看看有什么漏洞吧 好吧? But I say we stick with the loophole. Right? Okay?
如果我们不把他当人 If we don't consider him a human,
就把这个当成表演 说明白了 we just consider it an act, I think we're in the clear.
就像是空中飞人 Like The Flying Wallendas.
也死了很多人啊 但是也没有惹上官司啊 You know, a lot of those guys died but they never sued anybody.
但是有件重要的事情 你们要记住 The important thing you guys gotta keep in mind
就是这些人会讲闲话 is that these things gossip.
他们聚在一起嚼舌头 They get together and they gossip.
- 这个很重要 - 我们最不希望发生的是 - That's a good point. - And the last thing
他们聚在一起说 that we need is them getting together and saying,
"哦 他们取笑我们" "Oh, they made fun of us."
这会损坏咱们斯特拉顿公司的形象 Like, it's gonna make Stratton look bad.
我就喜欢你这点 想得周到 That's why I love you. You think of shit like that.
等他们来的时候 就把他们当自己人对待 懂了吗? When they come in, we treat it just like one of us. Okay?
就当我们自己人 自己人 One of us. Gooble gobble, one of us.
接受他们 当自己人! We accept them, one of us!
啦啦啦 当自己人 Gooble gobble, one of us.
接受他们 当自己人 We accept them, one of us.
啦啦啦 当自己人 Gooble gobble, one of us!
乔丹! 你老爸来了 Jordan! Your dad's coming.
好像是关于美国通运卡账单的事 Something about the American Express bill.
你能把他请走吗? Can you get him out of here?
好啊 先给我舔一次逼 Yeah. Lick my twat.
别走 我说真的! No, I'm serious!
妈的 哥几个 装作我们在工作 Fuck. Guys, act like we're working.
你有股价的表格吗? You got any fucking stock forms?
他来了 他来了 He's coming, he's coming.
随便编一点什么 Make some shit up.
如果我们给辉格制药... I think if we short Pfizer...
一个月43万 乔迪 怎么回事? $430,000 in one month, Jordy, huh?
一个月你他娘的就给我用了43万! Four hundred and fucking 30,000 fucking dollars in one fucking month!
早上好 那些钱用在了生意上 放松啦 Good morning. They're business expenses. Relax.
- 用在了生意上? - 是啊 - Business expenses? - Yes.
- 乔迪 你看看这些都是什么 - 什么? - Jordy, look what you got here. - What?
你自己看看 一顿晚饭就花2万6千块! Look at this. $26,000 for one fucking dinner!
好啦 没事 我可以解释的 Okay. No, no. This could be explained.
爸爸 我们那时候在接待客户 辉格制药的客户 Dad, we had clients. The Pfizer clients.
对对 我们定了阿根廷餐馆 Right. The porterhouse from Argentina.
要了超级贵的香槟... 不买不行啊 Expensive champagne and... We had to buy champagne.
你还点了一堆凉菜 And you ordered all the fucking sides.
- 跟他说说那堆凉菜 - 我点了不少凉菜 所以... - Tell him about the sides. - I ordered sides, so...
凉菜? 点凉菜点了2万6? Sides? $26,000 worth of sides?
这些他妈是什么凉菜? 能治癌症吗? What are these sides? They cure cancer?
凉菜确实可以治愈癌症 这才是重点 The sides did cure cancer. That's the problem.
就是因为这样 凉菜才贵 That's why they were expensive.
- 闭上你的臭嘴 - 我说真的 - Shut the fuck up. - I'm serious.
- 闭嘴 - 还有EJ娱乐? - Stop. - And EJ Entertainment?
什么是EJ娱乐? What the fuck is EJ Entertainment?
哦 那个是... Well, that's...
是啊 乔迪 什么是EJ娱乐? Yeah, Jordy, what's EJ Entertainment?
这要我怎么说呢? How do I describe this?
乔迪 那是啥? Jord, what is that?
- 那他妈是召妓公司 乔迪! - 我知道 - It's a fucking prostitution ring, Jordy! - I know.
- 就是叫鸡! - 没错 - That's what it is! - That is what it is.
这样说不就得了吗? Isn't that the perfect description for it?
就是叫鸡的 但是都不是我叫的 That is what it is. But none of these were charged to me.
都他们叫的 This is all of them.
- 哦 怪我们咯? - 跟我没关系 - Oh, that was all us? - It wasn't me though.
你们他妈的快跟他解释啊! Fucking explain this shit to him!
小姐都他妈你们叫的! These are all of your fucking charges right here!
美国国税局 是可以抱舔的 没关系 The IRS, they allow for T&A. It's fine.
是报销! T&E!
报销! T&E!
对啊 我说的就是报销 Yeah. I said T&E.
- 你说的是抱舔 - 我没说 - No, no. You said T&A. - No, I didn't.
你说了 Yeah, you did.
- 我什么时候说了? - 你说的是抱舔 应该是报销 - When did I say that? - You said T&A. It's T&E.
我知道晚餐的事情让你不开心 I know you're upset about the dinner,
您生气也是正常的 但是我真的是说报销 and that makes sense because we did spend too much money. But I said T&E.
你不用告诉我你说了什么 我都听到了 Don't tell me what you said. I heard what you said.
- 老爹 他是说抱舔 - 他说了? - Dad. He said T&A. - He did?
没错 他绝对说了 Absolutely, no question.
我只是想... I'm trying to...
我要气炸了! I'm getting this close!
- 老爸 放松一点 - 我要爆发了! - Dad, relax. - I'm getting this close.
我就是这个意思 发泄出来吧 马克思 That's what I'm saying. I want you to open up more, Max.
他会砍了你的 He's gonna fucking kill you.
你为什要忍着呢? 为什么... Why do you hold it in? Why do you...
马克思 你干嘛要压抑自己? Max, why do you hold it in?
够了 都他妈的给我出去! That's it. Get the fuck out of here!
- 别 别 别动手! - 够了 都出去混蛋 - No, no, no! - Asshole, get out of here.
什么样的妓女还可以刷卡付费? What kind of hooker takes credit cards?
有钱的妓女 A rich one.
在斯特拉顿公司 有三种妓女 At Stratton, there were three kinds of hookers.
第一种是像蓝筹股一样的高级货 模特儿身材 The Blue Chips, top of the line, model material.
来一次大概要300到500刀 They cost between $300 and $500
而且还要戴套 想不戴要给一大笔小费 and you had to wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip,
当然啦 我一直都是有给的 which, of course, I always did.
另一种是只能在纳斯达克交易所上市那种外围 长得漂亮 但也就那样了 Then came the NASDAQs, who were pretty, not great.
来一次大概要200到300刀 They cost between 200 and 300 bucks.
最次的 就是像粉红票子这种发廊女 脏兮兮的 Finally, there were the Pink Sheets. Skanks.
来一次大概不到100刀 如果不戴套 They cost about 100 or less. If you didn't wear a condom,
你隔天还得给自己打青霉素 you'd have to get a penicillin shot
祈祷自己的丁丁不会哪天突然掉下来 the next day and pray your dick didn't fall off.
不是说我们不会上她们 Not that we didn't fuck them, too.
相信我 我们上的 Believe me, we did.
啊 我的腰肌又有点拉伤 It's that slipped disc thing again.
我知道 就是在EJ娱乐公司... I know what it is. You know, too much...
用力过度 with EJ Entertainment.
老爸啊 Pops.
家里的事情怎么样了? How are things at home?
不怎么样 Well, not the best.
她就是不肯... 你懂我说的吗? She just doesn't... You know what I'm saying?
这就像一个... It's like the smell...
一个闻起来非常诱人的东西 There's a smell, there's an attraction thing.
随着时间的流逝香味一点点消失 After a while it kind of fades away a little bit.
是啊 本来就是会慢慢消失 Yeah, well. It's supposed to fade away.
- 本来就会? - 这就是婚姻 明白嘛... - Supposed to? - That's marriage. You know...
你妈妈和我 我们结婚很久很久了 Your mother and I, we've been married a long, long time.
你觉得我们怎么样? 我们... What do you think? We're...
我们有没有时不时就激情地来一炮? We're jumping into bed every two minutes?
- 根本不可能 - 我真的爱死她了 - It doesn't work that way. - I love her to death.
我想维持这段婚姻 老爸 但是... I want to stay married, Dad, but...
外面的世界太疯狂了 It's crazy out there.
很多女孩儿... 你应该也去看看 Some of these girls... You should see them.
我勒个去! Oh, my God!
她们真是... They're fucking...
老爸 她们现在做的事情 The things they're doing now, Pops.
我是说... 我的意思是 完全就是另一个等级的 I mean... I mean, it's on a whole other level.
- 真的吗? - 而且她们全剃了毛 - Really? - And they're all shaved, too.
- 给老子滚! - 全身都剃了 - Get out of here! - All shaven.
- 真的假的? - 是真的 - Are you kidding me? - Yeah.
- 光滑的像瓷娃娃一样 - 没有阴毛? - Bald as a china doll. - No bush?
- 没有阴毛 - 天啊! - No bush. - Oh, my God!
就突然一下 差不多一个礼拜 所有人下面的毛全没了 All of a sudden, one week, nobody had anything down there anymore.
绝对是个崭新的世界 It's a new world.
她们从眉毛以下就一根毛都没有了 They're bald from the eyebrows down.
- 哇哦 - 一根都没有 像是激光脱毛 - Wow. - Nothing. Not a stitch. It's like lasers.
哇哦 全新的世界啊 Wow. A new world.
我就是生得太... 太早了 I was born too... Too early.
说实话 我一点都不喜欢有阴毛的 I've never been a fan of the bush, to be honest.
- 真的吗? - 是啊 - Really? - Yeah.
我不介意 I don't mind it.
老爸 Dad.
我不想让你因为这些而过分紧张 I don't want you stressing out about any of this.
我怎么会不紧张? How can I not get stressed out?
你看看那些为你干活的蠢货 Look at the knuckleheads you got working for you.
我知道他们是蠢货 I know they're knuckleheads
但是我希望他们都想过像我一样地生活 你明白吗? but I need them to want to live like me, you get it?
像我一样地生活 To live like me.
乔迪 Jordy.
出来混 迟早要还的 One of these days, the chickens are gonna come home to roost.
我知道你觉得我太疯狂了 You're looking at me like I'm crazy.
疯狂? 你那是荒淫无度 Crazy? This is obscene.
对于平常的世界来说 It was obscene.
是荒淫无度 In the normal world.
但是谁想在那种世界里生活呢? But who the fuck wanted to live there?
大家嗨起来吧! Go party your fucking cocks off!
我们要成为 We are about to become fucking legends
华尔街的传奇! on Wall Street!
我们打算把这间公司打造成 We got plans up here that's gonna take this company
最高大上的公司! into the fucking stratosphere!
狼总! 狼总! Wolfie! Wolfie!
去他妈的美林证券公司 都滚一边去 Fuck Merrill Lynch. Fuck them.
为毛他们要一直拿着老子的钱? Why should they be taking all our fucking money all the fucking time?
这样子我们就变成担保公司了 This way we become the underwriters.
这是我们下一个伟大的举措 It was our next big move.
帮一些公司上市 也就是所谓的IPO Finding companies to take public. IPOs.
IPO: 发行新股
这是让那些华尔街的讨厌鬼 It was the only way these Wail Street pricks
不会再觉得的我们是乡下来的投机商的唯一方法 would ever stop thinking of us as some shitkicker bucket shop.
我们有阿克利夫国际 We got Arncliffe International.
看 我们还是有点儿与众不同的 See, we were a little different.
我们会在上班时间尽可能的乱来 We liked to get as fucked up as possible during our business powwows
就是为了刺激大伙想新点子 in order to stimulate our free-flowing ideas,
这就是为什么我们把安眠酮当巧克力豆吃 which is why we were popping these ludes like they were M&M's.
史蒂夫·马登 Steve Madden.
这公司他妈的是我们的... We own the fucking companies...
这公司... We own the companies...
不知道什么是安眠酮? 我来告诉你 Don't know what a lude is? I'll tell you.
等等 等等 等等 等等 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
安眠酮好像已经对汤尼起效了 Looks like those ludes are working their magic on Donnie right now.
安眠通 The Quaalude,
或称安眠酮 正如它经常被提到的 or lude, as it is commonly referred to,
它在1951年 was first synthesized in 1951
被一个印度医生合成 by an Indian doctor, that's dots, not feathers,
这些小药片被用作镇静剂 as a sedative,
是开给精神紧张而导致失眠的家庭主妇的处方药 and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with steep disorders.
但是很快就有人发现 But pretty soon someone figured out
如果你扛15分钟不睡的话 that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just 15 minutes,
你就会嗨爆了 you got a pretty kick-ass high from it.
因此 没过多久人们就开始滥用安眠酮 Didn't take long for people to start abusing ludes, of course.
1982年 美国政府就把它列为一类管制药品 And in 1982, the U-S. Government Schedule 1 'd them.
其他国家也是 Along with the rest of the world.
这就意味着这玩意儿的数量非常有限了 Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left.
哦不 是你压根儿就买不着了 No shit, you can't even buy 'em anymore.
真是太倒霉了 You people are all shit out of luck.
你在说什么? 说什么呢? What are you saying? What is it?
史蒂夫·马登 Steve Madden.
史蒂夫 Steve.
还记得那些广告吗? You remember those ads?
昆虫眼的大头女 Those giant-headed girls with the bug eyes
穿着大笨靴的那个? wearing those big clunky shoes?
我上学时的哥们 史蒂夫·马登 My friend from school, Steve Madden.
他上学时的哥们 史蒂夫·马登 His friend from school, Steve Madden.
史蒂夫·马登就是现在所有女鞋上的那个名字 Steve Madden was the name in women's shoes at the moment.
整条华尔街的人都求着他的公司上市 And all of Wall Street was begging to take his company public.
继续 继续 然后呢? Go ahead, go ahead, what is it?
不过 猜猜他的发小是谁? Except, guess who grew up with him?
- 女鞋 - 女鞋 - Women's shoes. - Women's shoes.
就是我的最最亲爱的副总裁 My very own Vice President.
女鞋! Women's shoes!
汤尼·阿佐夫 Diamond Donnie Azoff.
- 史蒂夫·马登 - 史蒂夫 - Steve Madden. - Steve.
史蒂夫 Steve.
嘿 JB JB JB JB Hey, JB, JB, JB, JB.
你快过来看看外面那小妞儿 You gotta come check this fucking chick out.
快看 快看 Look at this. Look.
如果她是我妹妹的话我一定上了她 I would fuck that girl if she was my sister.
就是让这妞儿传染我艾滋都无所谓 I would let that girl give me fucking AIDS.
想不想看我们的狼总搞定她? You want to see the Wolf handle this?
她真够火辣的 She's hot.
克里斯蒂 Cristy.
乔丹 这是我朋友娜奥米 Jordan, this is my friend Naomi.
- 嗨 很高兴见到你 - 娜奥米 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Naomi.
娜奥米 很高兴见到你 Naomi, nice to meet you.
你这地方棒极了 You got an awesome place here.
我以前从来没想到过我能来到这么大的房子 I've don't think I've ever been in a house this big before.
- 哦 真的吗? - 是啊 - Oh, really? - Yeah.
外面的沙滩很美 Beautiful beach out there.
我是布莱尔·霍林斯沃斯 Blair Hollingsworth.
嗨 布莱尔 很高兴见到你 Hi, Blair. Nice to meet you.
- 你是叫布莱尔 是吗? - 是的 - Your name's Blair, right? - Yeah.
你喜欢玩水上摩托吗? You like to Jet Ski?
我以前从来没玩过 I've never done it before.
你以前从来没玩过水上摩托? You've never Jet Ski'd in your life?
没 从来没玩儿过 No, I've never Jet Ski'd.
你从来没坐过水上摩托? You've never been on a Jet Ski?
你打算问她多少次? How many times are you gonna ask her?
她从来没玩过水上摩托 She's never been on a Jet Ski.
我也不知道 可能要再问几次吧 I don't know. Might ask her a couple more times.
好啊 好的 Okay. Sure.
嗨 我是席尔迪 很高兴见到你 Hi. I'm Hildy. Nice to meet you.
- 嗨 - 乔丹 泰瑞莎要你去帮她 - Hi. - Jordan, Teresa needs your help.
好的 我一会就去 Yeah, I'll be out in a couple of minutes.
告诉她我一会就过去 Just tell her I'll be out in a couple of minutes.
你干嘛不自己跟你老婆说呢? Why don't you tell your wife that?
我可以去说的 但我现在 I might do that, but I'm having
- 正在和人聊天呢 - 你把我当什么了? 你的秘书吗? - a conversation right now. - What am I, your secretary?
我觉得我们该走了 You know what, I think we should get going.
等一下 你们要去哪儿? Wait, wait. Where you guys going?
我们要走了 我们还有另外两个派对要去 We gotta go. We got two other parties to go to.
- 我们可以留下来喝一杯 - 是啊 留下来喝一杯吧 - We can stay for a drink. - Yeah, stay for a drink.
不了 我们还有两个派对要去 No. We got two other parties we're supposed to get to.
但我们可以喝一杯... But we can stay for a drink...
她真是 She's
太完美了 perfect.
- 你喜欢香槟吗? - 我超爱 - You like champagne? - I do.
她太完美了 She's perfect.
汤尼 你他妈的在干嘛? Donnie, what the fuck are you doing?
你这贱人... You piece of...
拜托你们原谅我的朋友 他有点... You're gonna have to excuse my friend. He gets...
滚出去! Get the fuck out!
乔丹 你要上了她 兄弟 她太够劲儿了! Jordan, you gotta fuck her, bro. She's so hot!
没问题 汤尼! Yeah, Donnie!
让他撸完嘛 席尔迪 Let him fucking finish, Hildy.
这可是规矩啊 That's fucking rude.
总得按规矩来 Have some fucking manners.
所以 李奇湾 靠近斯塔顿岛的那个 对吗? So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right?
在布鲁克林 过了费雷泽诺桥就是 Brooklyn, across the Verrazano Bridge.
"周末夜狂热"的取景地 Saturday Night Fever territory.
没错 几内亚峡谷 That's right. Guinea Gulch.
我们把费雷泽诺桥叫做几内亚踏板 We call the Verrazano Bridge the Guinea Gangplank.
不错 Right.
我猜你是意大利人? So I presume you're Italian?
我爸爸是 On my dad's side.
我还是荷兰人 德国人 英国人 I'm also Dutch, German, English.
我是混血儿 I'm a mutt.
是啊 你是混血儿 Yeah. You're a mutt.
我在伦敦还有家人 Yeah, I still have family over there though, in London.
我阿姨艾玛 她是最好的人 My Aunt Emma. She's the best.
非常英伦范儿 你懂的 她是个贵妇人 Very British, you know. She's a classy lady.
这就都能解释了 That explains it then.
解释什么? Explains what?
就是解释了你 我的意思是 你是个女公爵 没错吧? It explains you. I mean, you're a duchess, right?
李奇湾的女公爵 The Duchess of Bay Ridge.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
可以给我一根吸管吗? Could I get a straw, please?
谢谢 Thank you.
所以我很惊讶你从克里斯蒂那里要了我的电话 So I was a little surprised you asked Cristy for my number.
为什么惊讶? Why is that?
你不是结婚了? Aren't you married?
恩... 是的 但是那又怎样呢? Well... Yeah, but what?
已婚人士不能交朋友吗? Married people can't have friends?
我们会是朋友吗? We're gonna be friends?
是啊 你不想做我的朋友吗? Yeah. You don't want to be my friend?
我们不会成为朋友的 We're not gonna be friends.
晚上的时候我做设计 And at night I work on my designs.
我有生产女士内衣的全套流水线 I have an entire line of lingerie.
生产背心 胸衣 内裤 You know, camisoles, bustiers, panties.
她还设计女式内裤? She designs women's panties, too?
我的妈呀! Oh, my God!
快点 乔丹 想办法跟她上楼 Come on, Jordan, think of a way to get up to her apartment.
你要上来喝杯茶什么的吗? You wanna come up for some tea or something?
茶? 好啊 Tea? Yeah.
- 比如热茶之类的吗? - 是的 - Like hot tea? - Yeah.
好啊 可以 听起来不错 Oh, yeah. That sounds nice. Yeah.
茶啊 操 没错 我是想上去喝杯茶 Tea. Fuck, yeah, I wanted to come up for tea.
比如大吉岭茶或者玫瑰花茶 或者像它们一样美味的东西? Like Darjeeling or rose hip, something nice like that?
好的 Sure.
这是洛基 This is Rocky.
哦 看看这是谁? 说嗨 洛基 Oh, who's this? Say hi, Rocky.
嗨 小宝贝儿 Hi, sweetheart.
好吧 Okay.
你去生个火吧 我马上就好 Why don't you light a fire or something and I'll be right out.
- 好的 生火 在这吗? - 是的 - Yeah. Fire, here? - Sure.
我喜欢这幅画 很... I like your painting here. It's...
苍天啊 帮帮我 我要怎么才能上了这妞儿? God, help me. How do I fuck this girl?
你还好吗? You all right?
没事 没事 就是在试着生火 Yeah, yeah. Just trying to light the fire here.
给家里打个电话 泰瑞莎
够了 够了 你得赶快离开 That's it. That's it, you're leaving.
别陷进去 回到你妻子身边 Don't get involved. Go home to your wife.
正如你们猜到的 As you can probably guess,
我狠狠地操了她... I fucked her goddamn brains out...
天啊! Jesus Lord!
11秒 For 11 seconds.
你刚刚射了吗? Did you just come?
是啊 我射了 Oh, yeah, I just came.
你呢? 你高潮了吗? Did you? Did you come?
- 没有 - 没有? - No. - No?
好吧 Okay.
我还硬着呢 给我一小会儿 I'm still hard so just give me a sec.
好的 Sure.
快点 宝贝儿 快点硬起来 Come on, baby, come on.
哦 快点 快点 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
哦 天啊! Oh, God!
滚开 洛基! 蠢狗 Fuck off, Rocky! Bad dog.
你有没有饼干什么的? You have a biscuit or something like that?
没事的 It's okay.
- 继续吧 - 洛基 自己玩儿去 - Just keep going. - Rocky, go play.
去玩儿吧 洛基 去去去 Go play, Rocky. Go, go, go. go.
你真是疯了 You're crazy.
我完全没法儿满足 I couldn't get enough.
我是说 她的小穴简直像是海洛因一样 I mean, her pussy was like heroin to me.
不仅仅性的方面 And it wasn't just about the sex, either.
娜奥米和我很合拍 我是说 我们... Naomi and I got along. I mean, we...
我们有很多共同的兴趣爱好 We had similar interests and shit.
火车来啦 Choo-choo train.
是啊 Yeah.
我想我能行 我想我能行 我想我能行 我想我能行 I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
好了 好了 我们把这些全部吸了 怎么样? Yeah, yeah. Let's toke it all on there, huh?
哦 爽死了! Oh, shit!
你! You!
给我滚下车! Get out of the fucking car!
天啊 Jesus Christ.
你个贱人! 哦 我操! Son of a bitch! Oh, fuck!
放松 宝贝 放松 Relax, sweetheart. Relax.
- 你个贱人! - 好了 好了... 我的天! - Son of a fucking bitch! - Okay, okay... Geez!
好了 宝贝 住手! Okay, babe, stop!
拜托 Please.
贱人! Bitch!
- 你在干嘛... - 聚会上的那个婊子? - What are you doing... - That whore from the party?
天啊! Jesus Christ!
你他妈的怎么回事儿? What the fuck is wrong with you?
我还以为你在海滩那边! I thought you were at the fucking beach!
我不知道你在这儿! I didn't know you were here!
所以你就在那儿? That's where you've fucking been?
和那个聚会上的婊子一起? With that fucking whore from the party?
我以为你在海滩别墅里 I thought you were at the beach house.
你怎么能这样对我? How could you do this to me?
- 甜心 别这样... - 你他妈的到底是谁 乔丹? - Sweetie, come on... - Who the fuck are you, Jordan?
你简直像是完全变了个人! You're like a completely different fucking person!
我犯了错误 我不知道该怎么跟你说 宝贝 我... I made a mistake. I don't know what to tell you, babe. I...
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
- 我很抱歉 - 那就是... 那就是你想要的吗? - I'm sorry. - Is that who... Is that what you want?
你爱她吗? Do you love her?
回答我 Answer me.
我觉得很恐惧 I felt horrible.
三天后 我申请了离婚 Three days later, I filed for a divorce
然后让娜奥米搬进了公寓 and moved Naomi into the apartment.
不管你会怎么样 但是女公爵就是有女公爵的范儿 Say what you will, but the Duchess did have style.
她请了个设计师 把所有地方都按风水重新设计 She brought in a decorator, feng shui'd the whole place.
她还请了个同性恋管家 She even hired a gay butler.
这家伙非常聪明 有经验 又很专业 This guy was smart, sophisticated, professional.
真的非常非常棒 Really, really great.
是茉莉香吗? Is that jasmine?
是的 先生 我今晚还想难倒你呢 太厉害了 Yes, sir. I tried to stump you this evening. Very good.
真的太厉害了 鼻子真灵 Very good. Great nose.
除了那一次 Except for that one time.
哦 我的天! Oh, my God!
哦 嘿 Oh, hey.
已经礼拜三了吗? Is it Wednesday already?
别停啊 Oh, don't stop.
我草! What the fuck!
完蛋了! That is fucked up!
他肯定是以为我们 He must have thought we were still
这周末还在汉普顿斯 at the Hamptons this weekend, you know.
他们在哪里做的 宝贝? 卧室吗? Where were they doing it, sweetheart? In the bedroom?
他们到处都是 有两个人在桌子上 They were everywhere. There were two guys over there on the table.
这边更多 There were more over here.
这边有四个 There were four right here.
你他妈说真的吗? 就在这儿? Are you fucking serious? Right there?
- 怎么不早告诉我? - 哦 宝贝 更糟的事还在后面 - Why didn't you tell me? - Oh, baby, it gets worse.
他们走了以后 我检查了公寓 After they left, I checked the apartment.
是吗 然后呢? Right. What?
怎么了 宝贝? 然后呢? What is it, babe? What?
我的钱呢? Where's my money?
我不知道你的钱在哪儿... I don't know where your money...
老子的钱呢? 钱哪去了? Where is my fucking money? Where is it?
我真的不知道你的钱在哪儿 贝尔福特先生 I don't know where your money is, Mr. Belfort.
- 我什么都没做 - 如果你没... - I didn't do anything. - If you don't get...
他他妈的在说谎 He's lying through his fucking teeth.
我们从头说起 Let's start from the beginning.
我们从头说起 好吗? Let's start from the beginning, all right?
你邀请了几个朋友过来 对不对? You invited some friends over, right?
一件事情接一件事情 然后事情就有点超出控制 One thing led to another. Things got out of hand.
我们都理解 真的 We understand that, we do.
我们也经常互吹 我们也不是什么好人 We do blow all the time. We're fucking degenerates ourselves.
你看我们 是不是? Look at us, right?
但是我的钱被人从公寓偷走了 But money was stolen from my apartment.
就从我装袜子的抽屉里 好吧? Right from my sock drawer. All right?
我说过了 我不知道你的钱在哪儿 Like I said, I don't know where your money is.
那我们从头说起 谁来了? Just start from the beginning. Who came over?
那天就是平常的一天 It was just a normal day.
我知道你们第二天就要回来 I knew you were coming home the next day.
所以我准备好了一切 整理好了所有地方 So everything would be fine. It'd be cleaned up.
早餐的时候我有点亢奋 I got a little high at breakfast.
所以我挺开心的 我吃了点儿鸡蛋 So I got a little happy. I had some eggs,
吃了点儿冰激凌 I had a little bit of ice cream.
然后我就说 "我认识的人里面有没有像冰激凌的?" And then I said, "Who do I know that likes ice cream?"
我想到了我的朋友 鲁迪 所以我叫来了鲁迪 It's my friend, Rudy. So I called Rudy.
- 谁是鲁迪? - 没错 谁是鲁迪? - Who's Rudy? - Yeah, who's Rudy?
- 你知道谁是鲁迪 别这样 - 我? 我不... - You know who Rudy is. Come on. - Me? I don't...
- 你知道... - 谁他妈的是鲁迪? - You know... - Who the fuck is Rudy?
我根本不认识叫鲁迪的人 I don't know anyone named Rudy.
上个月 在棒棒糖酒吧 Last month. The Lollipop Club.
你知道鲁迪是谁 还跳了舞... You know who Rudy was. Dancing...
你知道鲁迪是谁? You know who Rudy is?
我他妈的不知道... I don't fucking know any...
你什么意思? What do you mean?
所以说他去过棒棒糖酒吧? So he went to The Lollipop Club?
是的 他那时候的确在棒棒糖酒吧 Oh, he was at The Lollipop Club for sure.
在舞台上 和人们跳脱衣舞 On the stage, grinding with everybody.
我他妈就纳闷了 我喜欢跳舞 I got fucked up. I like to dance.
我不知道 也许我见过他 也许我没见过 I don't know. Maybe I met him, maybe I didn't.
我见过的人多了去了 I meet a lot of fucking people.
- 你在说什么? - 我的5万块钱被偷了 - What are you saying? - $50,000 was stolen
从我那该死的放袜子的抽屉里! from my fucking sock drawer!
我女朋友所有的首饰都不见了 All my girlfriend's jewelry is gone.
- 都他妈去哪儿了? - 鲁迪 这他妈什么事儿? - Where the fuck is it? - Rudy. What the fuck?
是不是你那个叫鲁迪的基佬朋友偷了我的东西? Did your fucking little faggot friend Rudy take my shit?
是不是他? 回答我! Did he? Answer me!
好吧 我明白了 我终于知道为什么我... Okay. Now I get it. Now I get why I'm...
你们是针对同性恋的 This is a gay thing.
你看 你们所有人... See, all of you...
你觉得这是因为你是个基佬? You think this is 'cause you're a fag?
我侄子也是个基佬 My cousin's a fucking faggot.
我还跟他和他男朋友一起度假 我爱基佬 And I go on vacation with him and his boyfriend. I love fags.
你是管家 不是吗? You were in charge, right?
没人可以从我这里偷到东西 你明白吗? I will not be stolen from. You get that?
我他妈的爱死基佬了 但我不喜欢你 I fucking like gay people. I don't like you.
他应该雇个该死的墨西哥人 就像我家一样 He should've hired a fucking Mexican like I have in my fucking house.
操! 你他妈的... Shit! What the fuck...
说 混蛋 快说! Talk, you fuck, talk!
不说就把你扔下去 死基佬! I'm gonna drop you, you faggot!
到底在哪儿? Where is it?
切斯特和托比 他们去找了尼古拉斯认识的所有的小混混 Chester and Toby, they went all yakuza on Nicholas.
你知道 他们疯了 You know, they got crazy.
我不知道! I don't know!
我不得不叫了条子以防止他们把那个可怜的人打死 I had to call the cops just to keep them from killing the poor guy.
我给了他们一人1000块 然后告诉了他们尼古拉斯的所作所为 I gave them each 1,000 bucks and told them what Nicholas had done.
他们揍了他的屁股 Then they kicked his ass.
再次感谢 警官 Thanks again, Officer.
其实并不是我在乎那五万块钱 It's not like I cared about the 50 grand anyway.
我几乎每天都能从一个又一个金库那里 I was making that much almost every day
赚到那么多 through one rathole or another.
一个金库就是一个朋友 比如这个布拉德 Now a rathole is a friend, like Brad here,
他替我操纵股票 who held stock in his name for me.
你是谁啊? 犹太版的杰克·尼可? Who are you supposed to be, huh? Jack Nickle-Jew?
我负责把股价炒高 然后他负责高位卖出 再把利息返还给... I'd drive the price up then he'd sell and kick most of the profits back to...
你猜得没错 还给我 you guessed it, me.
全部现金结账 账本上不留一丝痕迹 All cash. None of it's on the books.
法律上讲呢 是绝对不合法的 A big no-no, of course, in the eyes of the law.
这位是我们最新的秘密武器 曼尼·李斯金律师 Enter our new securities attorney, Manny Riskin.
每小时七百美金的要价 鬼都能被他说动心 700 bucks an hour to be the voice of doom.
听我说 你跟证监局闹别扭 Listen to me. You piss up the SEC's leg,
你就等着好果子吃吧 you end up with your tits in a ringer.
这点别担心 证监局那边我摆平了 Do not worry about it. I have the SEC under control.
这群白痴搞什么飞机? What the fuck are these imbeciles doing?
嘿! 嘿! Hey! Hey!
你们搞什么家伙? 嘿! What are you doing? Hey!
今天证监局来人哎 We got the SEC in here.
证券交易管理委员会 The Securities and Exchange Commission
今天派了两个律师来查我们的帐 sent two lawyers down to review our files.
我让他们在会议室查账 So I set them up in our conference room
装了窃听器 and I had it bugged
还把空调温度调得非常非常低 and the air conditioning turned up so high
直接把会议室变成了南极洲 that it felt like Antarctica in there.
这里一直是这么冷的吗? Is it always this cold in here?
我不知道 I don't know.
我们把他们晾在会议室的同时... Then, while they were looking for a smoking gun in that room...
亚克力服国际火得不能再火了 Arncliffe International is on fire.
我这边直接下个重磅炸弹 I was gonna fire off a bazooka in here,
推出公司最新的IPO offering up our latest IPO.
IPO就是首次公开募股 An IPO is an initial public offering.
即某支股份首次对大众公开发售 It's the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population.
我们作为帮助此公司股份化的代表 Now, as the firm taking the company public,
我们有权对初始股价定价 we set the initial sales price
然后直接把我们的股份直接卖给我们的朋友... then sold those shares right back to our friends. The...
好吧 Look.
我知道你们没明白我在说什么 对吧? I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right?
没事的 完全没关系 That's okay. That doesn't matter.
关键问题在于 The real question is this.
"这样做合法吗?" "Was all this legal?"
屁眼想都不合法 Absolutely fucking not.
但我们赚的速度已经远超花钱的速度了 But we were making more money than we knew what to do with.
当你钱没地方花了 And what do you do when you're making
你会怎么做呢? more money than you know what to do with?
天啊! Oh, my God!
你愿意嫁给我吗? Will you marry me?
天啊 Oh, my God.
这是答应的意思吗? Is that a yes?
你确定? Are you sure?
当然啦 当然确定啦 Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure.
- 你确定了吗? - 当然 - Are you sure? - Yeah.
我在维加斯的海市蜃楼酒店办的单身派对 I held my bachelor party at the Mirage in Las Vegas.
但我们飞机上就开始撒泼了 The flight there alone was a bacchanal.
我安定下来之前 最后一次肆意放纵 One last blowout for the gods before I settled down for good.
一百个交易员 A hundred Strattonites,
五十个妓女 着陆之后再加码五十个 50 hookers, plus 50 more waiting once we landed.
肯定少不了毒品 Oh, and the drugs.
告诉你 这飞机简直是带翅膀的药店 I mean, I tell you, our plane was like a pharmacy with wings.
全部算下来 一个周末烧了我两百万美金 All told, the weekend cost me two million bucks,
包括重新装修酒店第二十八层的费用 including the cost of refurbishing the entire 28th floor.
你可以亲新娘了 Kiss the bride.
婚礼就跟童话故事一样 But the wedding was something out of a fairytale.
娜奥米 我的公爵夫人 With Naomi, my Duchess,
而我是她帅气的公爵 me, her handsome Duke,
巴哈马海洋俱乐部是我们的城堡 and The Bahamas Ocean Club, our castle.
当然啦 单身派对之后 我作为公爵 Of course, after the bachelor party, me, the Duke,
需要盘尼西林针帮忙 才能在新婚之夜 needed a few penicillin shots so he could
重建雄风 safely consummate the marriage.
嘿! 我是贝瑞·克莱曼 摄于婚礼现场 Hey! Barry Kleinman, filming the wedding.
你有什么话要对儿子说的吗? A few words for your son?
乔丹 记住我和你说的话 Jordan. Remember what I told you.
这事只关乎你的鸡巴和她的阴道 It involves your penis and her vagina.
你很清楚该怎么做的 小子 And you know, you know what you can do, Jordy.
天啊! Oh, my God!
艾玛阿姨? Aunt Emma?
你能来这是太好啦! I can't believe you came!
乔丹! 乔丹! 快看谁来啦! Jordan! Jordan! Look who came!
是艾玛阿姨 It's Aunt Emma.
艾玛阿姨 Aunt Emma.
- 哦 乔丹 很高兴见到你 - 嘿 你好吗? - Oh, Jordan, dear, how lovely. - Hey, how you doing?
能有幸见到你真人 简直是太荣幸啦 It's a pleasure to finally meet you in person.
房事看来很和谐呀 Into the donuts, I see.
哦 我... Oh, I... l...
我可是生在六十年代的 亲爱的 I lived through the '60s, my dear.
好好享受吧 Enjoy the day.
我都不知道她会来 真是太惊喜了 She surprised me. I didn't even know.
马上就到了 你准备好了吗? Just one more step. Are you ready?
- 我们去哪里呀? - 眼睛要闭上哦 - Where are we going? - Keep your eyes closed.
一 二 三! One, two, three!
这是什么? What is this?
- 这是你的结婚礼物 - 什么? - It's your wedding present. - What?
是你的结婚礼物 亲爱的 It's your wedding present, sweetheart.
娜奥米号
什么? What?
- 你说真的吗? - 当然是真的 - Are you serious? - I'm serious.
竟然是游艇? A fucking yacht?
百万富翁级的船在向您招手 For millionaires whose ships have come in,
游艇会给您带来金钱无法匹及的愉悦享受 pricey pleasure boats are for the most fun afloat.
近五十米的大厅可是质量保证 It's no coincidence that its 150 feet of green hull
诚意满满之作 扬帆起航! is the color of cash. Anchors aweigh!
天啊! 宝贝! Oh, my God! Baby!
- 我猜你喜欢这礼物? - 你太疯狂了 - I think you like it? - You're crazy.
- 你喜欢吗? - 喜欢死了! - You like it? - Yes!
之后的三周 我们驾着娜奥米号 穿越加勒比海 For three weeks, we sailed the Naomi through the Caribbean,
最后带她回到了长岛的家 eventually taking her home to Long Island,
也是我们定居的地方 where we bought a house.
位于长岛黄金海岸线 坐拥七亩豪宅 Seven acres on the Gold Coast of Long Island.
世上最昂贵的住宅 The most expensive real estate in the world.
女佣 厨师 林园专家 没有你想不到的服务 With maids, cooks, landscapers, you name it.
我们甚至有两个轮班的护院 We even had two guards who worked in shifts.
两个都叫洛克 Both named Rocco.
十八个月之后
这简直是俗世里的天堂 It was heaven on earth.
起床了 你个人渣! Wake up, you piece of shit!
维妮斯是谁? Who's Venice?
- 嗯? - 谁? - Huh? - Who?
谁? 谁? Who? Who?
"呼?" 你他妈变成猫头鹰了吗? "Who?" What are you, a fucking owl?
- 她是谁? - 我不知道... - Who is she? - I don't know...
你昨晚乱搞的一个小婊子? Some little hooker you were fucking last night?
你他妈在说什么呢? 没有的事 What the fuck are you talking about? No.
不可能 亲爱的 不可能! No way, baby, no!
你睡着的时候 满嘴都是她的名字! You were calling her name in your sleep!
你是疯了吗? 我都... Are you out of your fucking mind? I don't...
我都不认识叫维纳斯的人 I don't even know who Venice is.
他妈的怎么回事? 维纳斯 What the fuck does that even mean? Venice.
我这辈子从来没听过这么蠢的名字! That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my fucking life!
维妮斯... Venice...
维妮斯 小宝贝 你在哪儿呢? Venice, baby, where are you?
维妮斯! Venice!
你在哪儿呀? Where'd you go?
哦 小宝贝 你是想玩硬的啊? Oh, baby. Oh, you're gonna play rough, huh?
- 天啊! - 你爽吗? - Oh, Jesus Christ! - You like that?
爽 爽死了 I like it. I like it.
狼总 狼总 狼总 狼总 Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie.
狼总? Wolfie?
没错 我的安全词 宝贝 我的安全词 Yeah, it's my safe word, baby. It's my safe word.
我他妈才不管什么安全词呢! I don't give a fuck about your safe word!
- 拜托! - 你给老子闭嘴! - Come on! - Shut the fuck up!
闭嘴 你个软蛋! Shut up, you little bitch!
你个淫荡大婊子! You're a fucking dirty little birdy!
对了 That's right.
这就对了! 我竟然忘了 That's right! I forgot.
我忘了 宝贝 I forgot, baby.
汤尼跟我在投资威尼斯的 公寓区 Donnie and I were investing in a condominium complex in Venice.
这才导致了这场误会 That's why all this confusion.
所以你是在意大利投资了? Oh, you're investing in Italy?
不是意大利 在加州啊 Not Italy. California.
- 加州? - 是啊 - Oh, California? - Yeah.
你个撒谎精! You're a lying piece of shit!
宝贝 公爵夫人 求你了 Duchess, baby, come on.
你少给我来"公爵夫人"这套 Don't you fucking "Duchess" me.
少给我来"公爵夫人"这套! Don't you "Duchess" me!
你真心觉得我不知道你背地里搞什么吗? Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to?
- 你现在是做父亲的人了 乔丹 - 没错 - You're a father now, Jordan. - Yeah.
- 你现在是做父亲的人了 - 我知道... - You're a father now. - I know...
而你还跟个小孩子一样! And you're still acting like an infant!
我操! God damn it!
宝贝 你知道吗 你真的要控制一下你的火气了 Baby, you know, you got real anger issues.
那个凌晨三点 Who is the one who flew in here
坐直升机回家 吵醒斯盖拉的家伙 at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter
到底是谁? 就是你啊! and woke up Skylar? That was you!
斯盖拉! 他妈的瞎说! Oh, Skylar! Oh, fucking bullshit!
你都不在乎 我为了你跑了大半个花园 Does it even matter to you that I just had that driving range
被狗牙根草割伤了好几道 乔丹 sodded with Bermuda grass, Jordan,
- 现在却毫无感恩之心! - 天啊... 还狗牙草 - and now you fucking wrecked it! - Oh, my God... Bermuda grass.
没有 你都不在乎这件事情 No, you didn't research the whole thing
也不去管管高夫球场的人! and deal with the fucking golf course people!
天啊 Oh, my God,
你还要跟高尔夫球场的人打交道! you had to deal with the golf course people, too!
真是世纪大悲剧 亲爱的! 天啊! What a Greek tragedy, honey! Oh, my God!
你可能还要弄脏手拿钱付他们工资! You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands!
真他妈各种负担啊 What a fucking burden.
你除了整天拿我的信用卡刷钱 And actually do some work besides swiping
还真心做了点有用的事情啊? my fucking credit card all day, huh?
亲爱的 都怪我不了解你的专业背景 Because I can't keep track of your professions, honey.
因为上个月你是个红酒鉴赏家 'Cause last month you were a wine connoisseur.
现在你又变成了有才的园林艺术家! Now you're an aspiring landscape architect!
- 我来说说清楚... 你敢! - 操你的! - Let me get that right... No! - Fuck you!
你把水泼过来试试看 Don't fucking dare throw that fucking water at me.
你敢泼试试看 Don't you fucking dare.
懂了吗 亲爱的? All right, honey?
你能不能... Now will you just...
我们好好说 好吗? We could talk this out, all right?
我们好好说清楚 懂吗? We just use our words. You know?
交流一下 Communicate.
好吗? Okay?
拜托了 亲爱的 Come on, sweetheart.
我们说说 我们说清楚 Talk to me. Talk to me.
你可以不要扭肌肉了 乔丹 Stop flexing your muscles, Jordan.
看起来跟白痴一样 You look like a fucking imbecile.
宝贝 快来 Babe, come on.
你有这样健美的老公 You should feel happy you got a husband
不是应该很开心的吗? who's in such great shape like this, huh?
快来 Come here.
快点 让我亲一个 Come on, give me a kiss.
你看上去真是美极了 You look so beautiful right now.
- 来吗 - 亲你? - Come on. - Kiss you?
- 你看上去美... - 让你亲? - You look so beautiful... - Kiss you?
没错 让我亲一个... Yeah, give me one...
操! Fuck you!
好吧 这已经是早晨的惯例了 Ah, yes, my morning ritual.
不管我前一天晚上做了什么 First I'd get up and fight with Naomi
我起来第一件事 就是跟她大吵一架 about whatever it is I did the night before.
之后就去洗个热水澡出出汗 Next was a steam so I could sweat out
把残留在体内的药物都排干净 the drugs still in my system.
然后我感觉一下其副作用 Then I'd assess the damage.
滴个眼药水 Drown out my eyeballs.
服下我"事后药" 让接下去一天正常起来 Take my "back pills" to get the day started,
然后去找娜奥米和解 then seek to make up with Naomi.
早上啊 爹地 Good morning, Daddy.
我的香香呢? Where's my kiss?
嘿 小心肝 Hey, sweetheart.
爹地能亲亲剩下的那个小宝贝吗? Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh?
哦 不行 Oh, no.
不行 爹地已经很久 很久 No, Daddy doesn't even get to touch Mommy
很久 很久 for a very, very.
不能碰妈咪了 very long time.
爹地对刚刚房间里说的话深表歉意 Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room.
他不是故意这么说的 He didn't mean any of it.
爹地就不要浪费时间了 Daddy shouldn't waste his time.
从今以后 And from now on,
我在家就只会穿 it's gonna be nothing but short,
很短很短的裙子 short skirts around the house.
爹地你知道吗? And you know something else, Daddy?
妈咪真的不想再穿小裤裤了 Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.
- 真的假的? - 真的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
而且 In fact,
她决定把所有的小裤裤 she's decided to throw them
都扔掉 all away.
好好看上一眼 老爸 So take a good look, Daddy.
之后这样的场景 这家里到处都能看到 You're gonna be seeing an awful lot of this around the house.
宝贝... Oh, baby...
好哎 妈咪 Yeah, Mommy.
- 好哎... - 不准碰 - Yeah... - But no touching.
天啊 Oh, gosh.
怎么了 爹地? What's wrong, Daddy?
宝贝 Baby.
天啊! God!
快看这场景 Look at this shit.
好吧 妈咪想跟爹地玩游戏 Okay. Mommy likes to play games with Daddy.
妈咪 你有没有发现毛绒熊先生... Mommy, have you ever noticed anything odd about Mr...
有什么奇怪的地方吗? Mr. Fuzzy Bear over there?
他的眼睛看起来有点奇怪 不是吗? His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they?
没错 他的眼睛肯定有什么问题 Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes.
没错! 我就知道 快打招呼 妈咪 Yes! I think it's true. Say "Hi," Mommy.
跟洛克和洛克打招呼呀 Say "Hi" to Rocco and Rocco.
你们好 伙计们 Say "Hi." Hi, fellas.
看到了吗? See that, huh?
这么多天不好选 Of all the fucking days,
她却选今天来给我脸色看! she chooses today to give me blue balls!
今天对斯特拉顿来说是最重要的一天 I mean, today was the biggest day in Stratton's history,
而我需要清醒的头脑来应对 and I needed to be thinking straight.
嘿 乔丹! Hey, Jordan!
- 欢迎 - 史蒂芬来了吗? - Welcome. - Steve here yet?
今天是我们发售史蒂夫·马登公司IPO的日子 This was the day that we launched the Steve Madden IPO.
大家都整装待发 每个人都精神抖擞 志气昂扬 Troops are all here, everyone's all rallied, excited.
大家紧锣密鼓地安排着 Everything had to run tight.
一切都必须完美才行 It had to be perfect.
那小鬼在干什么? What the fuck is that kid doing?
他在干什么? What's he doing?
本公司最大型的IPO发布 The biggest IPO in this firm's history.
他在搞什么? What the fuck is he doing?
是... 带蝴蝶领结的那个吗? Is he... Is he wearing a bow tie?
嗨 Hi.
你怎么样? How're you doing?
很好 Good.
你在清洗你的鱼缸啊? You cleaning the fish bowl?
我就是... 有个小空挡... I just... I had a minute and...
你有个空挡 You had a minute.
你就选择今天清洗你的鱼缸? 就今天? And today you needed to clean the fish bowl? Today?
我手头的任务做好了 然后就有空休息一下 I had finished my paperwork and I had a couple of minutes.
好的 很高兴见到你啊 Okay. Nice to meet you.
偏选上市的日子? On new issue day?
他妈的偏偏选了上市的日子? On cocksucking, motherfucking new issue day?
你就是这样办事的? This is what you do?
嘿 大伙 给我听着! Hey, everybody, listen up!
在上市的日子 你没事玩宠物的下场 就他妈只有一个! This is what happens when you fuck with your pets on new issue day!
带着你的领带 收拾好你的烂摊子 Take your little bow tie, get your shit,
然后给我滚出办公室! 你懂了没? and get the fuck out of my office! You understand?
速度滚出去! Get the fuck out!
大伙原地待命! Everybody on point!
我们是来赚钱的 大伙原地待命 We are here to make money. Everybody on point.
这地方就是真正的狼窝 我就是喜欢这种地方 A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it.
乔丹 看看我在大厅逮到了谁 我抓到了个天才 Jordan, look what I caught in the lobby. I caught a genius.
这位是史蒂夫·马登 Enter Steve Madden.
伟大的美国的补鞋匠 The great American cobbler.
红女鞋的创造者 Red-hot ladies footwear impresario.
多亏汤尼 我们让他的公司上市了 And thanks to Donnie, we were taking his company public.
斯特拉顿·奥克蒙德已经从底层慢慢往上爬了 Stratton Oakmont was crawling out of the primordial ooze.
庞氏骗局落伍了 Pond scum no more.
这也是为什么他们要看到你才行 That's why they gotta see your face.
你要让他们燃烧起来 然后使劲卖这股票 懂吗? You get them fired up so they push the shit out of this stock. Okay?
不仅如此 汤尼和我私底下 And not only that, Donnie and I secretly owned
买断了85%的史蒂夫·马登鞋业股票 85% of Steve Madden Shoes,
法律角度上 是严重的违规 which legally speaking was a big no-no,
但如果有这群小兵打下手 我们会变得富可敌国 but we'd get filthy fucking rich if our troops got behind it.
我们的任务就是让这只股票火起来 Our job was to get them worked up.
但也不能太火 But not too worked up.
大家好 如果... Hello. If...
如果你们不认识我... for those of you who don't know me...
我叫史蒂夫·马登 my name's Steve Madden.
我们知道你是谁 Yeah, we know who you are.
你的名字在上面写着呢 Your name is on the box.
去拿鞋子 给他们看你的鞋子 Get the shoes. Show them the shoes.
- 给他们看你的鞋子 - 好的 - Show them the shoes. - Okay. Yeah.
话说回来 这双鞋子蛮厉害的 Anyway, you know, this shoe is pretty cool.
它叫玛丽·露 就靠它 我有了一席之地 This is the Mary Lou, which is really the shoe that put me on the map.
没有它的话 我都不会站在这里 Without it, I wouldn't be here.
这是给胖妞穿的! It's a fat girls' shoe!
不管怎么说... 不管你信不信 Believe it or not... Believe it or not though,
除了黑皮这一点 玛丽·露其实跟玛丽·简(美国老牌品牌)一模一样 the Mary Lou is actually the same as the Mary Jane, but it's black leather.
哇哦 哇哦! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
说回去啊! 拜托! 你去哪里? 去哪儿? Fight back! Come on! Where you at? Where you at?
好了! All right!
给史蒂夫·马登和他超赞的玛丽·露点掌声 Let's give it up for Steve Madden and his awesome Mary Lou!
拿起来 拿起来 骄傲地拿起来! Hold that up. Hold that up. Hold that up proud!
给他来点掌声! Give him a round of applause!
你们该撒泼的都撒完了吗? You guys got that out of your systems, huh?
你们下午过得怎么样? You having a good afternoon or what?
我这里是要告诉你们 为什么 I wanna take a moment and tell you why Steve here is so
史蒂夫这么不同寻常 absolutely off the fucking wall.
因为这家伙就是个创造的天才 It's because this man is a creative genius.
史蒂夫有的这种能力和天赋 This ability, this gift that Steve has,
让他不仅仅局限在推断出新鞋潮流的走向 it goes beyond just spotting the hottest shoe trends.
史蒂夫的能力让他引导这个潮流 Steve's power is that he creates trends.
你们懂了吗? You understand?
像史蒂夫这样的艺术家 十年才出一个 Artists like Steve come along once every decade.
和乔治·阿玛尼 范思哲 香奈儿 I'm talking Giorgio Armani, Gianni Versace, Coco Chanel,
圣罗兰同等级的 Yves Saint Laurent.
史蒂夫 过来一下 Steve, come over here for a second.
我觉得 你们还没意识到 I don't think you all realize
史蒂夫·马登 that Steve Madden
是女鞋市场最炙手可热的人物 is the hottest person in the women's shoe industry,
北美各处现在接到的订单 with orders going through the roof
简直是数不胜数 at every department store in North America right now.
今天我们把他请到了我们的办公室! We have him here in our office!
我们真应该感谢这样的好事让我们碰到了~ We should thank our fucking lucky stars this man is here!
我们应该立马跪倒在他的艺术之下 We should be on our hands and knees right now,
随时准备为这巨人服务! getting ready to suck this guy off!
就像这样! 懂了吗? Like this! Okay?
我要好好替你服务 史蒂夫! I wanna suck you off, Steve!
大家都会好好替你服务! Everyone's gonna suck you off!
他就像能进入 This is our golden ticket
巧克力工厂的黄金门票! to the fucking chocolate factory right here!
而我还想见 And I wanna meet
威利·旺卡呢 Willy fucking Wonka, okay?
我还他妈想跟奥柏伦柏矮人一起乱蹦乱跳呢! I wanna be with the fucking Oompa Loompas like this!
好了 滚下去吧! 速度下去 All right, get off this fucking stage! Get out of here.
好了 我要你们集中注意力了 All right, I want all of you to focus for a second.
看到这些小盒子了吗? See those little black boxes?
它们叫电话机 They're called telephones.
我告诉你们关于电话机的一个小秘密 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones.
它们不会自动拨电话的 懂了吗? They're not gonna dial themselves. Okay?
没有你们动手 它们就是一文不值的塑料 Without you, they're just worthless hunks of plastic.
就像上膛的M16步枪 得靠受过训练的海军陆战队员来扣扳机 Like a loaded M16 without a trained Marine to pull the trigger.
说到这些电话机 And in the case of the telephone,
就得靠你们每一个人 it's up to each and every one of you,
我培训下的交易员 my highly-trained Strattonites.
我手下的杀手! My killers!
从不放弃 直捣黄龙的杀手们! My killers, who will not take no for an answer!
我勇敢的战士 My fucking warriors,
除非等到对方买 who will not hang up the phone
或者直接去死 until their client either buys
绝不挂断! or fucking dies!
我告诉你们 Let me tell you something.
贫困中没什么高尚可言 There is no nobility in poverty.
我为富不仁过 我也贫困潦倒过 I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man.
让我选 我死也选为富不仁 And I choose rich every fucking time.
因为我就算为富不仁 就算出了什么问题 Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems,
我也是坐在轿车后座 穿着两千刀的西装 I show up in the back of a limo, wearing a $2,000 suit
戴着四万块的金手表! and a $40,000 gold fucking watch!
有本事就去抢! 下狠手抢! Duke it out! Hit him!
他妈的放开我! Get the fuck off me!
如果你们谁觉得我很肤浅或者很物质 And if anyone here thinks I'm superficial or materialistic,
他妈速度滚去麦当劳打工吧 go get a job at fucking McDonald's,
因为那里才他妈是你的归宿! 'cause that's where you fucking belong!
但在你离开这间挤满了精英的屋子之前 But before you depart this room full of winners,
请你仔细看看身边的那个人 快看 I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. Go on.
因为在不久的将来 Because sometime in the not-so-distant future,
你坐在年老失修的老福特平托里等红灯的时候 you're gonna be pulling up to a red light in your beat-up old fucking Pinto,
那个人可能就在你的右手边 and that person's gonna be pulling up right alongside you
坐在全新的保时捷里 in their brand new Porsche
旁边坐着他们漂亮的妻子 with their beautiful wife by their side,
身材火辣 丰乳肥臀 who's got big voluptuous tits.
而你的身边又坐着谁呢? And who're you gonna be sitting next to?
一些令人作呕 三天没刮胡子的野羚牛 Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble,
套着宽松的长袍 in a sleeveless muumuu,
身边塞满了从廉价商场买来的 crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries
油盐酱醋! from the fucking Price Club!
那就是坐在你身边的人! That's who you're gonna be sitting next to!
所以听我说 仔细听 So you listen to me and you listen well.
你是不是拖欠了信用卡帐? Are you behind on your credit card bills?
好极了! 拿起电话开始工作吧! Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing!
你的房东是不是要把你扫地出门? 好极了! Is your landlord ready to evict you? Good!
拿起电话开始工作吧! Pick up the phone and start dialing!
你的女朋友是不是认为你是个一无是处的废物? Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser?
好极了! 拿起电话开始工作吧! Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing!
用变得富有来解决你的问题吧! I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich!
你需要做的只是拿起电话 All you have to do today is pick up that phone
说那些我教你的话 and speak the words that I have taught you.
然后我会让你变得 And I will make you richer
比美国最有权力的首席执行官还富有! than the most powerful CEO in the United States of fucking America!
耶! Yeah!
没错! Fuck, yeah!
我想让你从这里走出去 I want you to go out there
我要你去拼命 and I want you to ram
向顾客疯狂推销史蒂夫·马登的 Steve Madden stock down your clients' throats
这只股票! until they fucking choke on it!
直到他们买下十万股! 这就是我想要的 Till they choke on it and they buy 100,000 shares! That's what I want.
耶! 上啊 Yeah! Fuck, yeah.
你们凶残横暴! You be ferocious!
- 你们铁血无情! - 耶! - You be relentless! - Yeah!
你们是电话的占领者! You be telephone fucking terrorists!
现在让我们开始狂卖吧! Now let's knock this motherfucker out of the park!
下午一点 我们以每股四块五开市 At 1:00 p.m., we opened the stock for sale at $4.50 a share.
才三分钟便超过了十八美元 By 1:03, it was over $18.
甚至是华尔街的大公司也在买进 Even the big Wall Street firms were buying.
两百万的待售股票中 Of the two million shares offered for sale,
一百万归我 被我藏得严严实实 a million belonged to me, held in phony accounts by my ratholes.
现在一旦价格冲到高点... Now once the price hit the high teens...
你知道吗? 谁管呢? You know what? Who gives a shit?
像往常一样 关键在于 As always, the point is this.
三个小时赚了两千两百万! $22 million in three fucking hours!
你能相信吗? Can you believe this shit?
- 我他妈开心死了 亲爱的! - 太不可思议了! - I fucking love this, baby! - It's amazing!
乔丹! Jordan!
未来影视的 Barry Kleinman's on the phone
- 贝瑞·克莱曼找你 - 谁? - from Future Video. - Who?
我不认识 他说是在你婚礼上拍摄的人 I don't know. He shot at your wedding.
很要紧的事情 He says it's urgent.
要紧? 谁是他妈的贝瑞·克莱曼? Urgent? Who the fuck is Barry Kleinman?
天啊 你想要嫁给我? Oh, my God, you wanna marry me?
你爱上我了吗? You're in love with me?
是啊 操你堂妹去吧! Yeah. Go fuck your cousin!
嘿 贝瑞 什么事? Hey, Barry, what's up?
听着 我收到了一张传票 Listen, I got this subpoena.
传票? 你他妈的在说什么? Subpoena? What the fuck are you talking about?
是联邦调查局 他们想要一份你婚礼的录像 Yeah, the FBI, they want a copy of your wedding video.
联邦调查局? The fucking FBI?
- 你他妈是在开玩笑吗? - 听我说 - You fucking kidding me? - Listen to me.
他叫德纳姆 His name is Denham.
是纽约分部的探员 He's an agent with the New York office.
他有什么事? What's his problem?
他是个童子军 他觉得你他妈就是哥顿·格克(臭名昭著的金融家) He's a Boy Scout. He thinks you're fucking Gordon Gekko.
他要我结婚的录像带干什么? What does he want with my wedding video?
像在窥探我的私生活一样 It's like an invasion of my privacy.
你懂我的意思吧? 就像... You know what I'm saying? It's like...
入侵一样 你懂吧 It's intrusive, you know.
他已经有你那该死的生活圈里 He's got pictures of your whole inner fucking circle.
所有人的照片和名字 Pictures, names of the people.
你知道他打算做什么吗? You know what he's trying to do?
看看你自己 这就是他的目的 Exactly what he's doing. Look at yourself.
他在试图让你紧张 He's trying to rattle you,
让你老婆紧张 he's trying to rattle your old lady,
让她冲你唠叨 直到你变成一个该死的目击者 so she nags you until you become a fucking witness.
他想让我揭发自己? He wants me to rat on myself?
他想让我供出关于我的信息... He wants me to give information about my...
听着 好消息是 Listen. The good fucking news is,
你知道我认识市中心的每个人 you know I know everybody downtown,
我给司法部门 缉毒局都打了电话 I call up the Justice Department, the DEA,
没人知道你的存在 所以冷静点! nobody even knows you fucking exist, so calm down!
他们不知道我的存在? They don't know I exist?
- 不知道 - 很好 - No. - That's good.
但是你... But you...
你知道他是谁 对吧? you know who he is, right?
- 对 - 所以 如果我想要 - Yeah. - So, if I just wanted to get
更多的信息 只是想知道他知道什么 some more information, just find out what he knows,
你可以去他家 对吧? you could go to his house, right?
时不时给他打电话 骚扰他 Tap his phones a little bit, bug him.
你能得到一些信息... You could get some information...
你别他妈的妄图用这些手段对付那些家伙 You don't fuck with these guys like that.
你别跟他们扯上关系 You don't fuck with them like that.
你是傻逼吗? What are you, nuts or something?
这是你该做的 不然我给你工资干嘛? This is what you fucking do. What do I pay you for?
我有他妈的警察证 你知道吗? 我以此谋生 I have a fucking P.L. license, you know? I make a living at this.
我不再只是个巡警了 I'm not a cop anymore.
他们会把我的警察证没收的 好么? They'll take my fucking license away from me, all right?
好吧 Okay.
好吧 如果我不能那么做 那么我能... Okay, if I can't do that, can I just...
我能给那个家伙打个电话吗? Can I give the guy a call?
- 为什么? 是不是... - 乔丹 乔丹 - Why? Is that... - Jordan. Jordan.
帮我个忙 Do me a favor?
唯一能打电话给这个家伙的人是你那该死的律师 The only one who calls this guy is your fucking lawyer.
我不能打给他 对吧? I can't call him, right?
- 违反了规则吗? - 我告诉过你了 - It's against the rules? - I told you,
不管你他妈的跟他说什么 whatever the fuck you say to him,
他都会用来对付你 你懂吗? he's gonna use against you. Don't you understand?
他很聪明 你很笨 He's smart, you're dumb.
都他妈扯淡 Fucking bullshit.
我们今晚是接着讨论这该死的话题 还是不醉不归? Are we fucking talking tonight, or are you gonna get schwacked?
上次你吃这些该死的药 The last time you took these fucking pills,
把头埋进了该死的通心粉 我不得不一根根把它们从你头发里拣出来 you put your head in the fucking macaroni. I had to pick it up.
好吧 All right.
好吧 我不会打给他 Okay, I won't call him.
嘿 伙计们! 上来吧 楼梯就在那儿 Hey, fellas! Come on board. The plank's right around there.
欢迎! Welcome!
多好的天气啊 What a nice day.
嘿 Hey.
欢迎登船 Welcome aboard.
我是乔丹 欢迎登上娜奥米号 很高兴见到你 Jordan. Welcome aboard the Naomi. Pleasure to meet you.
我是德纳姆探员 这位是休斯探员 Agent Denham. This is Agent Hughes.
嗨 你好吗? Hi, how are you?
让我来介绍一下 这是妮可和海蒂 快过来 别害羞 Let me introduce you. This is Nicole, Heidi. Come on. Don't be shy.
你们害羞什么啊? 别害怕 What are you guys all shy for? Don't be scared.
她们是斯特拉顿公司的朋友 These are friends of Stratton.
- 很高兴见到你们 - 你好 - It's a pleasure. - Hello.
你想私下和我们谈谈 Your message said that you wanted to speak privately.
没错 我的确想私下跟你谈 Right. I do want to speak privately.
两位美女 能回避一下吗? Give us a minute, huh, ladies?
有什么需要的尽管开口 Let me know if I can get you anything.
乐意效劳 We'd be happy to help.
你们饿吗? You guys hungry?
想吃些东西吗? 这里有意大利面 虾 龙虾 Want something to eat? Got some pasta, shrimp, lobster.
还有威士忌 什么牌子的都有 I got whiskey. Any kind of booze you want.
你可能不知道 调查局规定 You know what? The Bureau doesn't allow us
不允许在海边喝酒 to drink while we're at sea.
好吧! 当然了 Duh! Of course.
以前来过这种地方吗? Ever been on one of these before?
船? A boat?
我六岁的时候就学会开船了 I learned how to sail when I was six.
不可能吧 是真的吗? No shit. Is that right? Really?
那么一艘像这样的船呢? On one like this, though?
我在上面停了一架直升机 I had the whole front extended in order to fit the chopper up there.
看到了吗? See that?
不废话了 这是为你准备的 Anyway, this is for you.
参加婚礼的全部名单 It's a complete list of every person that was at my wedding.
我知道你想要整个婚礼的录像 I understand you wanted the whole wedding video.
我猜这份名单对你会有帮助 对吗? Figured this would help expedite the whole process, right?
- 这边请 - 听着 - There you go. - Look,
我知道你在调查斯特拉顿公司 my point is that I know you're investigating Stratton.
但是绞尽脑汁 我也想不出原因 But for the life of me, I can't figure out why.
我知道我们有一点非正统 I know we're a little unorthodox,
我们只是高调了一点 we're a little loud in the way we do things.
但是你得理解 But you gotta understand,
我们是股票市场上的新手 你懂的 we're the new guys on the block, you know,
我们想要打响点名气 we're trying to make a name for ourselves.
但是我想让你知道 我们不做任何非法的事情 But I want you to understand, we don't do anything illegal.
无论是什么 Whatsoever.
我的意思是 你可以找证监会谈一谈 I mean, you could talk to the SEC.
过去的六个月以来 他们来过我的办公室不下十五次 They were at my office 15 times over the last six months.
我是说 我没有... 任何事需要隐瞒 I mean, I got... I got nothing to hide.
你知道证监会是一个监督管理机构 Well, you know the SEC is a civil regulatory agency.
而我们是追查罪犯的 We pursue criminal activities.
没错! 你们追查罪犯 Exactly! You go after real criminals,
这让我很好奇 你们到底为什么调查我? which makes me wonder what the hell you're investigating me for?
说真的... I mean, honestly...
你们认为我做了什么 或者正在做什么? 我不明白 what is it that you think that we did or do? I don't get it.
呃 我... Well, I...
听着 乔丹 我不能跟你讨论一个正在进行的调查 Look, Jordan, I can't discuss an ongoing investigation.
不 我明白 我非常理解 No, I get that. No, I understand.
这么说吧... With that said...
这件案子是推脱给我的... this case got dumped on my desk...
- 是吗? - 要知道 作为一个领导 - Did it? - You know, by a higher-up
他面对媒体和大众 必须得做场秀 who needs to make a show of looking into the new company on the block,
- 调查一下新公司 - 就是我们这些高调的家伙 - with all the press and everything. - New loud guys.
而我不幸就是这个调查新公司的倒霉蛋 没错 And then I end up being the schmuck who does the looking. Exactly.
只是你得知道... 这个问题一直困扰着我 It's just, you know... It bothers me.
我们是新手 我们努力想要挤进华尔街的大门 We're the new guy. We're the one that's banging on Wall Street's door.
我是说 你应该... I mean, you should...
你应该去看看那些大公司在干什么 You should see what's going on at the bigger firms.
我的意思是 我知道所有的信息 I mean, I know all the information.
是真的! 高盛 雷曼兄弟 美林... It's true! Goldman, Lehman Brothers, Merrill...
抵押债务? Collateralized debt obligations?
什么破互联网股票? This Internet stock bullshit?
我说 这太他妈滑稽了 I mean, it's a fucking travesty.
我可以一点一点告诉你到底发生了什么 I could take you step-by-step through what exactly is occurring.
你只需要问就可以了 All you have to do is ask.
我有很高的利用价值 I'm available.
这就是我想听到的 That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
我就知道这样一场对话 I don't see why a little sitdown like this
一定会带来双赢 can't be profitable for the both of us.
会的 对吗? 这对我们双方都有利 It should. Right? It should profit the both of us.
- 会的 - 听着 - It should. - Look.
我要给你我的私人专线 I'm gonna give you my personal line.
每周五天 你可以随时给我打电话 别怕麻烦 Five days a week, you just call me, feel free.
- 我会的 - 好极了 - I'll do that. - Great.
你确定你们不喝点什么? Are you sure you guys don't want something to drink?
你们不饿吗? 什么都不要? You're not hungry? Nothing?
- 什么都不要? 嗯? - 不用 - Nothing? No? - Oh, no.
我想问个问题 如果你觉得太私人了 Let me ask you, and if you don't wanna get too personal,
就随时让我闭嘴 just tell me to shut up at any time.
你是不是考过经纪人执照吗? Did you try to get your broker's license at one time?
谣言是真的吗? 你想要在华尔街试试身手? Did I hear that right? Were you trying to take a stab at Wall Street?
- 不是? - 你在跟谁讲话? - No? - Who you been talking to?
你他妈的在跟谁讲话? Who the fuck you been talking to?
是这样 你在调查我 我听到了一些风声 Well, you're investigating me. I hear things.
你知道我什么意思吗? You know what I mean?
你想没想过如果你继续这样下去 You ever think about what would've happened
将会发生什么? if you would have stayed the course?
你知道吗? 当我坐地铁回家的时候 You know what? When I'm riding home on the subway
我的蛋都他妈的挤出汗了 and my balls are fucking sweating,
我连着三天穿同一套西装... I'm wearing the same suit three days in a row...
没错 你觉得我想过没 Yeah, you bet I do.
我以前就想过这个问题 谁没想过呢 是吧? I've thought about it before. Who wouldn't, right?
是啊 谁他妈的没想过呢? Right, who fucking wouldn't?
你得到的... What do you get...
另一个私人问题 你无需回答... Another personal question, no need to answer...
不 没事 乔丹 No, that's all right, Jordan.
你的薪水多少? 五六万? 差不多这样? What do you pull in? 50, 60K? Something like that?
一年的薪资? 差不多有多少? A year? In the ballpark?
呃 我... Well, I...
这么说吧 Let's put it this way.
只要你和联邦当局签下合约 你就能自由用枪了 You get a free handgun when you sign up for the Bureau.
不 但这令我愤慨 你懂我的意思吗? No, but it fucking pisses me off. You know what I mean?
你想想那些打造了这个国家的人们 You think about the people that built this country,
那些像你一样努力工作的人们 hardworking people like you.
消防队员 教师 联邦调查局的探员 Firefighters, teachers, FBI agents.
你们付出了辛勤劳动 却只获得那么一丁点可怜的工资 End of the day, you guys get fucking skinned alive financially.
这太他妈的让我愤怒了 It fucking makes me angry.
现在的华尔街和金融市场 Now the one thing about Wall Street and this market is,
对我来说 我觉得 for me, I feel
应该要回馈大众 要知道有些时候... it's good to give back. You know, there's...
有些时候我能 There are situations where I can
把情况变得对人们更有利 你知道吗? make those situations better for people. You know?
你懂我的意思 You know what I mean.
机会 Opportunity
就是全部 is everything.
没错 Exactly.
举个例子吧 有这么一个孩子 Take for example, I got this one kid, right?
去学校读环境科学之类的专业 Went to school for environmental science, something like that.
他因为学生贷款而陷入了窘境 He was bogged down by student loans.
结果呢 他的母亲需要做冠状动脉搭桥手术 Turns out, his mother needed triple bypass surgery.
- 天啊 - 没错 悲催的境遇 - Jesus. - Right. Horrible situation.
是的 Sure.
但是我们让他在合适的时候 But we got him into the market
进入了市场 买了合适的股票 at the right time and chose the right stock.
我们给了他正确的指导 We gave him the right guidance.
嘣! 一夜之间 他的命运改写了 Boom! Overnight, changed his entire life.
把他母亲送到了纽约最好的医院 Got to put his mother into the best hospital in New York City.
虽然很不幸 她还是去世了 It didn't work out for her, granted, she passed away, unfortunately.
但是我们给了他机会 But we gave him that opportunity.
你知道我在说什么吗? You know what I'm saying?
重点是要建立正确的团队 那么一夜之间你的命运就会改变 It's just about setting up the right team, and then overnight your life can change
一个... 一个实习生... What does... what does an intern...
做这么一笔能拿多少回扣? what does an intern make in a deal like that?
是这样 在这种情况下 Well, in that situation,
这场一次性交易里 in that particular trade, and it was one trade,
可以拿五十万以上 north of half a million dollars.
我会为任何人这么做的 And I'd do that for anybody, you know,
任何需要适当指导的人 anybody that needs the proper guidance.
你能再说一遍吗 用你刚才的方式? Can you say that again, just the way you said it?
一样的方式 Just the same way.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
哦 得了吧! 你知道我在说什么 Oh, come on! You know what I'm talking about.
我认为乔丹刚刚的做法... I think what Jordan just did is he...
- 如果我没会错意的话... - 不 - If I'm not mistaken... - No.
你刚刚在试图向一个联邦探员行贿 you just tried to bribe a federal officer.
没有 严格说来我没向任何人行贿 No, technically I didn't bribe anybody.
不 不 这可不是我听到的 乔丹 No, no, that's not the conversation I heard, Jordan.
不 不 根据美国刑法 No, no, according to the U.S. criminal code,
行贿需要有钱权交易 there needs to be an exact dollar figure for the exchange of services.
你这说法在法庭站不住脚 That would not hold up in a court of law.
不 话可不是这么说 Nah, it's not howl heard it.
不 不 不 这是事实 但我这么跟你说 No, no, no, that's the truth. But I want to tell you this.
嗯哼 Yeah.
正是那位跟我说 The same gentleman that told me
你考过经纪人执照的绅士 that you tried to get your broker's license
告诉我你是个规矩正直的人 also told me that you are a straight arrow.
他对我进行了安全检查 He ran a security check on me.
好吧... Well...
是的 当你站在为邦德订做的船上 Yeah, when you sail on a boat fit for a Bond villain,
你就不得不扮演这个角色 对吗? sometimes you need to play the part. Right?
我觉得是时候 你们该滚下我的船了 I think it's time you both get the fuck off my boat.
你怎么看? What do you say?
乔丹 我得告诉你件事 You know, Jordan, I'll tell you something.
那些被我搞垮的华尔街蠢货们 Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust,
大多数都是富二代 they're to the manor born.
- 是真的吗? - 是的 - Is that right? - Yeah.
他们的父亲都是人渣 就像他们的爷爷一样 Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them.
但是你... But you...
乔丹 你凭着一己之力走到现在 you, Jordan, you got this way all on your own.
是吗? Did I?
- 干得不错 小伙子 - 小伙子? - Good for you, little man. - Little man?
不错 Good for you.
我是小伙子? Me, the little man?
让我来告诉你件事吧 And let me tell you something.
让我来告诉你另一件事情吧 Let me tell you something else.
老实说 我可不是在胡扯 Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here,
我必须得告诉你 this is one of the nicest boats
- 这是我登过的最漂亮的船 - 我敢打赌是的 - that I've ever been on, I gotta tell you. - I bet it is.
那你知道我刚刚在想什么吗? And you know what I was just thinking, too?
当联邦没收这艘船的时候 The fucking hero that I'm gonna be back at the office
我就他妈能回办公室做我的英雄了 when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat.
我是说 去他妈的 乔丹 Because, I mean, fuckety-fuck-fuck, Jordan,
看看这船! look at this thing!
太漂亮了! It's beautiful!
你有这些漂亮的女孩陪你 真幸福 And you got the beautiful girls there. It's wonderful.
够了 滚下我的船 All right, get the fuck off my boat.
我相信用不了多久 I'm sure we'll be seeing each other
- 我们就会再见的 - 我相信 - real soon. - I'm sure.
祝你好运 坐上地铁滚回家找你那可怜的丑陋的该死的老婆去吧 Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly fucking wives.
我要让海蒂来为我口交了 再配点鱼子酱 I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime.
嘿 你们这些家伙想带些龙虾在地铁上吃吗? Hey, you guys want to take some lobsters for your ride home?
真他妈可怜的傻逼 我知道你根本吃不起! Fucking miserable pricks, I know you can't afford them!
廉价的杂种 Fucking cheap fucks.
真他妈可怜 Fucking miserable pricks.
嘿 伙计们! 看看我从口袋里找到了什么! 看啊! Hey, fellas! Look what I found in my pocket! Look!
你一年的工资 A year's salary right here.
你知道我叫它们什么吗? 优惠券! You know what I call them? Fun coupons!
看见没! See that!
优惠券! They're fun coupons!
瑞士? 他妈的去瑞士干什么? Switzerland? What the fuck is in Switzerland?
还不是因为那些该死的瑞士银行 Swiss fucking banks, that's what.
现在是的危机关头 我得去把钱藏起来 It was ass-covering time. I had to hide my money.
这位是勒格莱特 Enter Rugrat.
他在法学院的时候认识了个瑞士银行家 He knew this Swiss banker from law school.
为了他妈的欧洲! That's for European pussy!
但他在日内瓦 But he was in Geneva.
我才不要清醒地熬过漫长的飞行旅程 And there was no way I was gonna make that flight sober.
所以 如果我选对了服药的时机 So I knew if I took my drugs right,
我就能在飞行过程中从头睡到尾 I could sleep through the entire light.
但是我必须得拿捏好时间 But I had to take them just right.
下午四点 我吃了一些安眠药 At 4:00 p.m., I popped a few more ludes,
在我结束销售会议的时候 which started kicking in by the time
开始起作用 I finished my sales meeting.
进入刺痛阶段 My tingle phase.
晚饭的时候 我在鸡尾酒上洒了一些药 By dinner, I popped a few more
和一两片安定 on top of some cocktails and a Valium or two.
进入神志不清阶段 My slur phase.
八点半 我又吃了一些安眠药 By 8:30, I took a few more ludes
这时候我已经感觉到行动困难 and pretty much lost all my motor skills.
进入了丧失理智的阶段 This was the drool phase.
十点的时候 我已经分不清跟我做爱的是谁了 And by 10:00, I didn't know who or what the fuck I was.
进入无意识阶段 The amnesia phase.
我们在临近午夜的时候登上了飞机 We boarded the plane just before midnight.
哇! 看这小身材! Wow! Look at you!
- 你太漂亮了 - 对不起 先生 - You're beautiful. - Excuse me, sir.
他的安眠药开始生效了 他没事 His sleeping pills just kicked in. He's all right.
麻烦您出示下登机牌 先生? May I see your boarding passes, sir?
我们有登机牌 We have the boarding passes.
天啊 我想干她 Jesus Christ, I wanna fuck her.
嘿! 你他妈的放松点 Hey! Fucking relax.
哦 我的天! 你他妈的把手放在我的蛋上了! Oh, my God! You got your hand on my fucking cock!
我没有 闭嘴吧 I don't. Cut it out.
他又放上去了 He's got his hand on my dick again.
我只是在帮你系安全扣 I'm just trying to buckle you up.
你把手放在他老二上了? You got your hand on his dick?
公共场合你可不能这么做呀 You gotta stop doing that in public places.
天啊 把假发脱掉! Oh, my God. Take it off!
脱掉! Take it off!
我听说这下面有一副藏宝图 I heard there's a treasure map under here.
- 停! 我知道 女士 - 不好意思 先生 - Stop! I know, miss. - Excuse me, sir.
请坐下 Please sit down.
- 小心点 - 请回到您的座位上 先生 - Watch it. - Go back to your seat, please.
- 你在生什么气? - 请回到您的座位上 - What are you upset about? - Please go back to your seat.
我要呼叫机长了 I will have to call the captain.
请配合一下 先生 请坐下 先生 Please, sir, please, sir. Sit down.
请坐下! Please sit down!
- 我正在坐! 别动 - 好的 对不起 - I'm going! Stop. - Okay, sorry.
对不起 我们要睡会 We apologize. We're gonna go to sleep.
提问 我想问你个问题 Question. I wanna ask you a question.
请系好安全带 先生 Fasten your seat belt, sir.
如果你没系上安全带 我们就没办法 We cannot take off if you haven't fastened
- 起飞 - 我也很兴奋 - your seat belt. - I'm really horny, too.
坐下 系好 Sit down. Fasten it.
- 好吧 我会坐好... - 我来帮你 - Right. Okay, I'll sit down... - I will do it for you.
- 什么? - 我来帮你 - What? - I'll do it for you.
你最好说英语 You gotta speak English.
我们听不懂你说的话 We don't understand this language you're speaking.
我会帮他系安全带 I will help him with his seat belt.
- 你要系对位置 - 请你坐回去 先生 - You gotta put it on right. - Sit back. Sit back, sir.
- 好啦 - 很好 那我就往后靠... - There you go. - All right. I'll just lean back...
呼叫 呼叫 帮我下! Bitte, Hilfe!
- 求救! - 求救! - Hilfe! - Hilfe!
天啊! Jesus Christ!
操! Fuck!
汤尼... Donnie...
汤尼 这可不好玩 把带子解开 兄弟 Donnie, this isn't funny. You gotta untie me, buddy.
我不能帮你松绑 I can't untie you.
是机长把你绑起来的 他差点要用电棒击你 The captain tied you up. He almost fucking tasered you.
为什么? Why?
他有恐飞症 He's got a fear of flying.
他在飞机上十分紧张 对不起 He's very nervous on planes, I'm sorry,
这不是你的错 亲爱的 不要自责 it's not you, sweetheart, don't beat yourself up.
别担心 别担心 他没事 他就是坐飞机紧张 Easy, easy. He's fine. He's just a nervous flyer.
你对其他人大吼大叫 You were screaming at people.
我去 Oh, fuck off.
你在地上滚来滚去 You were on the floor rolling around and shit.
天啊 Oh, Jesus.
你还对机长爆粗口 You called the captain the N-word.
我对机长大骂? I called the captain the N-word?
- 是 他很生气 - 真的吗? - Yeah, he was very upset. - Really?
- 幸好我们在头等舱 - 天啊 - Luckily we're in first class. - Jesus.
天啊 我觉得你是毒瘾发作 Jesus Christ, I think you have a fucking drug problem.
安眠药在哪? Where are the ludes?
它们安全得很 别担心 They're up my ass. Don't worry about it.
- 我保管好了 - 好 - I got it. - Okay.
谢天谢地 Thank God.
天啊 我们到瑞士的时候要怎么办 兄弟? Jesus Christ, what are we gonna do when we get to Switzerland, buddy?
这下糟了 This is bad.
这些狗屁东西堵住我胸口了 我没法呼吸 Fucking things are against my chest. I can't breathe.
快点 做点什么让我平静下来 Come on, do something to calm me down. Please.
好 你给我闭嘴 闭嘴 Okay, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
好 Okay.
- 这样就好了 - 睡吧 - That's good. - Go to sleep.
用力揉 哥们 Rub it harder, buddy.
你没事的 You're all right.
我们都爱你 你给我闭嘴! We all love you. Shut the fuck up!
贝尔福特先生 你可以走了 Mr. Belfort, you're free to go.
真的吗? Really?
- 嘿 汤尼 - 怎么了? - Hey, Donnie. - Yeah?
等我们下车后 你要规矩点 When we get out there, try not to act like yourself.
好吗? 别让日内瓦被你这混蛋搞乱套了 行吗? Okay? Let's make Geneva an asshole-free Donnie zone, all right?
你干嘛要针对我? What are you fucking coming at me for?
嘿 听着 你现在能坐在豪华轿车上 Hey, listen. The only reason you're sitting in this limo
而没有蹲监狱完全是因为我的朋友 好吧? and not in a Swiss jail is because of my friend. Okay?
救命啊! Hilfe!
我们到了 到了 保持冷静 We're here. We're here. Everyone calm down.
乔丹·贝尔福特! Jordan Belfort!
终于见到本人了 At last.
尼可拉斯和我说了很多你的事 Nicholas has told me so much about you.
乔丹 这是让·扎克·萨雷尔 Jordan, Jean Jacques Saurel.
- 很有幸认识你 - 见到你我也很高兴 - Pleasure to make your acquaintance. - Nice to meet you.
那是开玩笑 It's a joke.
如果你在这个位置就会理解了 You'll understand when you're in the fucking seat.
你需要一个更大的沙发给客人坐 You need a bigger couch. For guests.
是 是 我不理解 抱歉 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't understand. I'm sorry.
我对你们银行的保密法很好奇 I'm curious about your bank secrecy laws here.
等等 是的 抱歉 乔丹 Wait. Yes. Excusez-moi, Jordan.
在瑞士一般前十分钟... Swiss custom requires 10 minutes of...
大家先聊聊天 Blah, blah, blah.
- 谈天说地 - 没错 谈天说地 谢谢 - Chit chat. - Yeah, chit chat, thank you.
之后才谈正事 Before business can be discussed.
没错 Yeah.
当然了 Of course.
我们办正事吧 你想知道什么? Let's get down to it. What would you like to know?
比如说 在什么情况下你必须 Under what circumstances would you be obligated
和美国联邦调查员合作 to cooperate with an FBI
或者配合美国司法部调查? or a U.S. Justice Department investigation, for example?
视情况而定 Ca depend.
视情况而定? Ca depend?
对 Oui.
取决于什么呢 能不能说明白点? Ca depend on what, exactly?
美国是否会在几个月内 Whether America plans to invade Switzerland
计划攻打瑞士 in the coming months.
要不要我去看看坦克有没开进科洛伊大街? Shall I check if tanks are rolling down the Rue de la Croy?
- 对 不过是科瓦大街 - 哦 是科瓦 - Yes. Rue de la Croix. - Croix. Croix.
不是科洛伊 不是科洛伊大街 是科瓦 Not Croy. Not Rue de la Croy. It's Croix.
看 以前他在法学院时常干这种事 时不时纠正我 See, this is what he used to do back in law school. Check me.
- 香瓶 香槟 - 没错 - Champagne. Champagne. - Yeah.
对 对 炸薯条 树条 Yeah, yeah. French fries, pommes frites.
- 那一类的东西 - 很有趣 - And that kind of stuff. - That's funny.
我问的意思是 瑞士佬 你会耍我吗? What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over?
我完全明白 美国佬 I understand perfectly, you American shit.
只有在一种条件下日内瓦银行才会 The only way the Banque Réal de Genéve
和外国的法律机构合作 would cooperate with a foreign legal body
前提就是追查的犯罪行为在瑞士也被认定是犯罪 is if the crime being pursued is also a crime in Switzerland.
但只有极少数的瑞士法适用于你的业务 But there are very few Swiss laws which apply to your practices.
从金融角度说 From a financial standpoint,
你置身于天堂了 you are now in heaven.
看吧 我说了他很棒 是不是? See, I told you he was fantastic, right?
如果美国司法部给我们发传单 If the U.S. Justice Department sent us a subpoena, it would become
那就会变成厕纸 papier toilette.
我们用它擦屁股 We would wipe our ass with it.
当然了 除非他们调查的是 Unless, of course, it was an investigation
股市欺诈 into stock fraud,
这个在瑞士是犯罪 如果我没说错的话 which is a crime here in Switzerland, if I'm correct.
那如果我没想错的话 Then there would have to be coopération on your part,
- 你方就要合作了 - 是的 - if I'm not mistaken. - Yes.
我们会配合 Yes, we would.
这需要账户上是你的名字 Assuming the account is under your name.
如果是其它名字的话 If it were another name,
像朋友的 伙伴的... a friend's, camarade...
表亲? Cousin?
- 亲戚? - 对 - Relative? - Yeah.
我刚才是幻听吗 Was that yodeling I just heard
还是你真是那么说了? or did you just say what I thought you said?
没错 没错 Yes. Yes.
他竟然教我钻司法体系的空子 He's telling me to use a fucking rathole.
但是一个美国人 But a U.S. rathole would never get
带那么多钱进不了瑞士 into Switzerland with all that money.
我要找个有欧洲护照的替死鬼 What I needed was a rathole with a European passport.
乔丹 Jordan.
嘿 我最爱的阿姨 你好吗? Hey. How's my favorite aunt, huh?
欢迎啊 路上堵吗? Welcome. Was the traffic terrible?
没有 一点都不堵 Oh, no, not at all.
乔丹 请进 Jordan, come in.
感谢上天艾玛阿姨很容易说服 Thank God Aunt Emma didn't need too much convincing.
事实证明英国人和瑞士人差别不大 Turned out the British weren't too different from the Swiss.
金钱至上 满嘴胡话 Money talks and bullshit takes the bus
替死鬼在英国如何解释? How do you say "rathole" in British?
如果你陷入麻烦了 If you get into any trouble whatsoever,
我会立刻赶到 说是我欺骗了你 I'll come forth immediately. I'll say that I duped you.
我保证 That I promise.
冒险让我们年轻 是吧 亲爱的? Risk is what keeps us young, isn't it, darling?
有时候我不知道 Sometimes I wonder
你是否被钱迷了双眼 我的孩子 if you let money get the best of you, my love.
还有些其他东西 Among other substances.
这么明显吗? It's that obvious, huh?
天气很冷 亲爱的 但你一直大汗淋漓 It's chilly, darling, and you're sweating bullets.
我怎么说呢? 我是... What can I say? I'm...
我是瘾君子 I'm a drug addict.
真的是 I really am.
可卡因 药片 Cocaine, pills.
不管是什么 我都吃 Whatever it is, I'll fucking do it.
这就是事实 Now that's the truth.
我是说... I mean...
我也对性上瘾 I'm a sex addict, too.
对一些东西上瘾比性上瘾还要糟糕 Well, there are worse things to be addicted to than sex.
天啊 我干嘛和你说这些? 我为什么... Jesus, why am I telling you all this? Why am I...
对不起 I'm sorry.
因为我很随和 Because I'm very easy to talk to.
是啊 和你聊天很随意 You are. You are easy to talk to.
我猜它是... I suppose it's...
就是我的工作 你知道的 Just my job, you know.
所有人都指望我 All these people dependent on me.
关系到好几百万的美金 Tens of millions of dollars at stake, you know.
有时候我觉得我... Sometimes I feel like I...
我承受的远远超过我的能力 I've bitten off more than I can chew, you know.
你是一个野心很大的男人 You're a man with large appetites.
没错 Yeah.
她是在调戏我吗? Is she fucking hitting on me?
对 Yeah.
是 我是这样 Yeah, I am.
我想这是我自己造成的 是吧? I suppose I put that on myself though, right?
都是自己的决定 My decision.
就是很难... It's just hard to...
有时很难控制焦虑 知道吗? Hard to learn to control the anxiety sometimes, you know?
要知道... You know, to...
得学着放松 放弃... learn to relax and let go and...
缓解紧张感 To release the tension.
她是在调戏我 She is hitting on me.
天啊! Holy shit!
对 缓解紧张感 Yeah, to release the tension.
我觉得我们... I suppose we...
我们都要学会... We all just need to learn...
学会应对人生中一些自然的东西 知道吗? learn to do what comes naturally in life, you know?
他在调戏我吗? Is he fucking hitting on me?
稳住 亲爱的 Stability, dear.
我们是一家人 Family.
照顾好我的侄女 孩子 You take care of my niece, my love.
这里的一切都包在我身上 I'll take care of everything over here.
没问题 Deal.
快啊! 这就对了 Come on! There you go.
实际上我们有太多太多的钱 We had, literally, a fuckload of money.
艾玛阿姨不可能一个人把这些都带进瑞士 Aunt Emma could never carry all this by herself.
所以我就想 还有谁有欧洲护照? So I thought to myself, who else has a European passport?
布莱德 你把这弄得太紧了! Brad, you're making this too fucking tight!
布莱德以前是一名成功的贩毒者 Now Brad, as a successful drug dealer,
冬天都在法国南部呆着 spent his winters in the south of France,
在那里他遇见了他的妻子仙黛尔 which is where he met his wife, Chantalle,
一个斯洛文尼亚籍的脱衣舞娘 a stripper of Slovenian origin
偏偏就出生在 born, in of all places,
瑞士 Switzerland.
这也太糟糕了 Well, this is fucked.
这还用说 No shit.
这得让她跑上五十趟 Like, this will take her like 50 trips.
我知道 I know.
我能问你些事吗? Let me ask you something?
她的家人怎么样? 是不是? What about her family? Right?
我是说他们都有瑞士护照 没错吧 I mean, they all got Swiss passports, right.
她有父母 还有一个哥哥 是吧? She's got parents, she's got a brother, right?
她哥哥有妻子 那就有五个人啦 The brother's got a wife. That's five fucking people.
六七趟就搞定了 对吧? Six, seven trips, boom, right?
他们和她一样都是瑞士傻瓜 They're all fucking Swiss nitwits like her.
- 他们会做的 - 我们可以做 - They'll do it. - We could do that.
至少我还有家人 你个歪鼻子混蛋! At least I have a family, you crooked-nose fuck!
别忘了我的钱 Hey, don't forget about my money.
不好意思 啥意思? I'm sorry, what's that?
是啊 我忘记告诉你了 他有些... Yeah, I forgot to tell you. He's got some...
- 他有些钱 - 我的钱 - He's got some money. - My money.
一周左右我有两千万会到 I got a couple of mil coming in like a week.
等钱到了 我打你电话 你来取 When it gets in, I'll give you a call, you come pick it up.
你给我个电话? You give me a call?
钱到了 我打你电话 你就过来取 When it gets here, I'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up.
没搞错吧 我们他妈又不是为你工作的 老兄! Well, we don't fucking work for you, man!
亲爱的 我的钱都贴在你乳房上了 Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits.
好吧? 严格说来 你确实为我工作 Okay? Technically, you do work for me.
嘿 乔丹 我们要谈一谈 Hey, Jordan, we're gonna need to talk.
如果要我做这事 我现在就和你说 If I fucking do this, I'm telling you right now,
我才不会去找他 I ain't going to him, okay.
- 我又不是奴隶 - 我知道 - I'm not a fucking shvartze. - I got it.
我才不去接 行吧? I don't do fucking pickups, all right?
- 我知道 - 好了 听我说 - I got it. - Well, listen to me.
我和他在我定的地点碰面 We meet someplace that I fucking say.
你告诉那个混蛋 And you tell that fucking piece of shit,
- 他自己过来 - 我会的 - he comes correct. - I will.
他要是敢糊里糊涂把这事搞杂了 我发誓 He comes in all fucking loopy and fucked up, I swear to God
我会打断他的牙往肚子里咽 I'll mash that douchebags teeth in.
你要把谁的牙打断? You're gonna mash whose fucking teeth in?
你要打断谁的牙? Whose fucking teeth are you gonna mash in?
桌上的钱是我赚的! 又不是你! I put the money on that fucking table! Not you!
因为我 我们才会做交易! I'm the reason we have this whole fucking deal!
- 他有枪 你这个笨蛋! - 去他妈的枪! - He's got a gun, you fucking idiot! - Fuck his gun!
那里是我赚的钱! I put that money in there!
知道吗? 你就是一个毒贩子 You know what? You're a fucking pill dealer.
像你这样的 我可以找到五个以上 伙计 I got five more just like you, bro.
继续说 你这个混蛋! Keep talking, you fucking piece of shit!
还有你知道吗? 你穿得跟屎一样! You know what else? You dress like shit!
去你的! So fuck you!
- 狗娘养的! - 噢! 天啊! - Fucking motherfucker! - Oh! Jesus!
死胖子 怎么样? 哪头是死胖子? How about that, faggot? Who's a faggot?
你还好吗? 嘿 伙计 You okay? Hey, pal.
第二天 艾玛阿姨飞往日内瓦 The next day, Aunt Emma flew to Geneva.
行李箱里装了二十万现金 Two million in cash in her carry-on,
而这个只是运到瑞士的冰山一角 which in the big picture was a drop in the Swiss bucket.
因为第二个月 'Cause the following month,
在来回六次飞行中 over the course of six round trips,
仙黛尔的家人和朋友走私了二百多万美金 Chantalle's family and friends smuggled in over 20 million in cash
都没间断过 without even a hiccup.
- 我还有些 - 真的? - And I have some more. - Really?
- 这里 - 谢谢 - Here. - Oh, thank you.
还有这 And here.
- 欢迎 - 欢迎 - Welcome. - Welcome.
有四大袋 Yeah, like four bags of it.
你是瑞士籍的斯洛伐克人还是斯洛文尼亚人? Are you Swiss-Slovakian or Swiss-Slovenian?
- 斯洛文尼亚 - 斯洛文尼亚? - Slovenian. - Slovenian?
谁管啊 反正你是金发美女 Who cares. You're blonde.
别夸我了 Oh, stop.
操 Shit.
挂停车挡 Just put the fucking car in park,
你个笨蛋! you dumb fucking idiot!
我关不上这个箱子 I can't close this briefcase.
就他妈一天 One fucking day.
就一天 你能不能振作点? One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together?
我糟透了 布莱德 I'm fucked up, Brad.
- 开我玩笑呢 - 我糟透了 - Gotta be fucking kidding me. - Fucked up.
- 我开玩笑的 - 开玩笑? - It's a joke. - It's a joke?
- 我很清醒 - 天啊! - I'm sober. - Jesus fucking Christ!
他妈的是个玩笑 It's a fucking joke.
- 你犯傻了吧? - 我不傻 - Are you fucking stupid? - I'm not stupid.
你刚才像疯子一样开车过来 You fucking drive in here like a fucking maniac,
你知道会引起多少人注意吗? you know the attention that that fucking draws?
- 我不傻 我很聪明 - 聪明? - I'm not stupid. I'm smart. - Smart?
- 我做的交易都是几百万的 - 是吗? - I make million-dollar deals. - That right?
我和聪明的重要人士工作 不像你 With smart important people, unlike you.
那些人才不会因为害怕去打人 好吧? People who don't sucker-punch people when they're scared. Okay?
- 我害怕? - 顺便说一下 - I'm scared, huh? - And by the way,
我记得你还没向我道歉 I haven't gotten an apology yet for that.
你想要我道歉 好啊 You want an apology, okay.
我每天下班回家 I check my fucking messages every day
- 都会查留言 - 是吗? - when I come home from work. - Did you?
- 我的答录机 一条消息没有 - 没收到道歉吧? - My answering machine. Zero. - Didn't get one, huh?
我都快失眠了 I got a blinking light,
都是因为你没向我道歉 because I don't have shit from you.
知道吗 你废话很多 好吗? You know what, you got a big fucking mouth, okay?
我让我老婆每三刻钟查一下留言 I got my wife checking the messages
打电话到办公室问 every 45 minutes calling the office, saying,
"布莱德有没道歉? "Has Brad apologized yet?
答录机上有没有道歉的留言?" Is there an apology message on the machine?"
什么都没有 你知道吗? I don't have jack shit. You know what?
你不能这样对人 That's not how you treat people.
你知道吗 你真是个长舌妇 You got a big fucking mouth, you know.
我就放过你吧 把箱子给我 I'm gonna give you a fucking pass. Just give me the case.
你放过我? You're gonna give me a pass?
这就是一种表达 Look, it's a figure of fucking speech.
天啊 恶棍国王 Oh, my gosh. The Emperor of Fucksville
从恶人国远道而来放过我! came down from Fucksville to give me a pass!
从恶人国? From Fucksville, huh?
嘿 今天国王不在那 Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today
恶人国的人民怎样? when their Emperor's gone?
是不是一片混乱? Is it mayhem?
人们是不是在烧杀抢掠? Are people looting and raping?
你在这的时候那些小喽喽在干什么? What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here?
去你的! 袋子给我 Go fuck yourself! Give me the bag.
你退后 You back the fuck up.
如果你再靠近我 我就大声嚷嚷 I'll cause the biggest fucking scene that I've ever caused in my life
搞个有史以来最大场面 if you come at me again.
- 知道吗? - 小点声 - You know what? - Just fucking keep it down.
我... I got...
我不想越界什么的 但是我觉得你喜欢我 比如你... I don't wanna be out of line or anything, but I think you like, like me. Like you...
就像你走过来时... Like when you come at me...
你有毛病吗? 到底... What's the matter with you? What the fuck is...
你看着我 我发誓我注意到了 And you look at me. I swear I just noticed it.
你有一个 就像是... You have like a fucking, like...
眨眼睛 你像是抛了个媚眼 Like a twinkle. You have like a twinkle.
难道你还想亲我不成 兄弟? Are you trying to kiss me, bro?
我勒个去 Jesus fucking Christ.
- 你怎么了? - 我有... 我不知道 - What's with you? - I have a... I don't know.
- 不是说我厌恶同性恋 - 好吧... - It's not a homophobic thing. - All right...
只不过你不是我的命中注定 兄弟 You're just not the one for me, pal.
你知道我的意思吗? 不是... You know what I mean? It's not...
- 我并不憎恶同性恋 你要知道 - 我受够了 - It's not about that for me, you know. - I've heard enough.
好了 我求求你了 把箱子给我 Please, I'm begging, give me the fucking case.
- 我给你箱子 - 快给我 - I'm gonna give you the case. - Give me the case.
- 你要答应我一件事 - 什么? - You gotta do me one favor. - What's that?
你拿着箱子 径直开回家 You gotta take this case, you gotta drive straight home,
把箱子打开 并把里面的钱都拿出来 need you to open up the briefcase, and you take out every single dollar.
一美元都不要留 Don't leave one dollar inside the briefcase.
都拿到之后 And once you have it all
在箱子外整齐地摆好 neatly organized outside the briefcase,
我要你拿着钱 全都塞进 I need you to take it and I need you to shove it right up
你老婆的阴道 明白吗? your wife's Latvian cunt, you understand?
- 那是我老婆! - 冷静! 冷静 兄弟 - My fucking wife! - Chill! Chill, bro.
去你的 你个混蛋! Fuck. You motherfucking piece of shit!
现在怎样? How about now?
- 走 走! - 去你的! - Go, go! - Fuck!
混小子! 你死定了! Motherfuck! You're fucking dead!
停! 不许动! 不许动! Stop! Don't move! Don't move!
不许动 不然我就开枪了! Stop, or I will blow you the fuck away!
把箱子放下! 手举起来! Drop the case! Put your hands in the air!
蹲下 Get down.
给我跪下! 跪下! Get down on your knees! Get down on your knees!
狗娘养的! Motherfucker!
乔丹 我有个惊喜给你! Jordan, do I have a surprise for you!
- 是什么? - 二十片货真价实的雷蒙 - What's that? - Twenty real Lemmons.
我有个客人是退休的药剂师 Retired pharmacist's client of mine,
这些在保险柜里存放了十五年 they've been in the safe for 15 years.
你他妈开我玩笑吧? 雷蒙? Are you fucking kidding me? Lemmons?
它们会让我们飘飘欲仙 They're gonna knock us on our fucking heads.
说到安眠酮 雷蒙714就是梦寐以求的圣杯 When it comes to Quaaludes, the Lemmon 714 was the Holy Grail.
- 你相信吗? - 天啊 - Can you believe it? - Oh, my God.
我觉得它们是个神话 I thought they were like a myth.
药效是现在所能买到的药片的三倍 Three times as powerful as anything available today.
看着这些小可爱啊 Look at these babies.
天啊 汤尼真懂得庆祝 Boy, Donnie really knew how to celebrate.
他说这些是为了特殊的时刻留着的 He said he was saving these for a special occasion.
就像生日或者被释放 Like a birthday, or being clap free,
或者我们的钱顺利到达瑞士 or our money arriving safely in Switzerland.
因此那一晚 So that night,
我清空了日程表 并把体内所有 I cleared my schedule and I rid my body
会影响到我享受雷蒙的东西都排出体外 of anything that could fuck with my high.
狂欢的时候到了 It was celebration time.
好了 Okay.
先吃一片 看看会怎样? Start off with one, see how it goes?
我朋友说只要一粒就够了 My guy says all we'll need is one.
给你 Here you go.
- 干杯! - 干杯 - Salud! - Cheers.
也许如果我再拉一下 它就会下降 Maybe if I pull it again, it'll go down.
史蒂夫! 史蒂夫! Steve! Steve!
我要离开这里! I gotta get out of here!
卡尔 我觉得我弄懂了 Carl, I think I got it figured out.
这个应该是拉一下表示上升 拉两下表示下降 It must be one pull for up and two pulls for down.
试试看 Okay.
你有什么感觉吗? Do you feel anything?
没有 No.
已经三十五分钟了 It's been 35 minutes.
可能两年间我们的耐药性都提高了 对吧? Maybe we've built up a tolerance after all these years, huh?
废物! This is bullshit!
我的新陈代谢都开始了 但还是没感觉! My metabolism's pumping. I can't feel shit!
药太老了 They're old.
你觉得它们已经失效了吗? You think they lost their potency, huh?
看看瓶子! Check the bottle!
1981年1月 January '81.
都他妈废物 They're fucking duds.
奶奶个球! Fuck!
我们再吃... Let's take...
每人再吃两片吧 let's take two more each.
- 乔丹 - 怎么了 宝贝 - Jordan. - Yeah, baby.
你们俩杵在那儿干什么呢? What are you two retards doing?
我们在锻炼 宝贝 We're working out, honey.
对了 波·迪特打电话来了 Well, Bo Dietl's on the phone.
好吧 Okay.
- 知道了吧? - 知道了 - Okay? - Okay
波 发生什么事了吗? Hey, Bo, what's going on?
乔丹 认真听清楚 Jordan, listen to me clearly.
我不能电话里和你说 得当面谈谈 I cannot talk to you on this phone, I have to talk to you.
别废话 出了什么事? Get out of here. What's going on?
听我说! 离开那该死的房子 乔丹 Listen to me! Leave the fucking house, Jordan,
然后用公用电话给我打电话 and then call me from a pay phone.
这他妈不是在开玩笑 乔丹 This is not a fucking joke, Jordan.
好 好 好 Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- 该死 - 他说什么了? - Shit. - What'd he say?
我不知道发生了什么事 I don't know what the fuck's going on.
- 我得走了! - 乔丹 出什么事了? - I gotta go! - Is everything okay, Jordan?
离这里最近的公用电话 The closest pay phone I could get to
是在布鲁克韦尔乡村俱乐部 was at the Brookville Country Club.
那里是个避难的好去处 It was a real WASP stronghold,
离我家只有一英里 just a mile down the road from my house.
嘿 波 是我 发生什么事了? Hey, Bo, what's up, it's me. What's going on?
这是公用电话 出什么事了? I'm at a pay phone. What's going on?
认真听我说 Listen to me carefully.
听我说! 你的朋友布莱德 他现在在监狱里 Please. Your little friend there, Brad, your little buddy, he's in jail.
他怎么进监狱了? What the fuck's he in jail for?
- 他干了什么? - 我也不清楚 - What'd he do? - I don't know what he did.
我一个在长岛的朋友告诉我 My friends in Long Island told me
他是从他妈的购物中心被抓的 he got picked up in some fucking shopping mall.
逮捕他的是... He got locked up by...
等等 等等 你是说... 你是说购物中心? Wait, wait. Did you... Did you say a shopping mall?
- 是呀 - 他当时和汤尼在一起 - Yeah. - He was with Donnie.
他那时候应该是在交钱 He was supposed to deliver some money,
- 然后那个该死的贱货... - 听我说! - then that fucking fat piece of shit... - Listen to me!
我他妈要现在和他谈谈! I gotta go fucking talk to him right now!
听我说完! 别走! 听我说 Listen to me! Don't go! Listen to me.
就是联邦调查局那叫德纳姆的家伙 That guy Denham, that FBI agent guy,
有人跟我说他在窃听你的电话 somebody told me he's got your phones tapped.
办公室和家里的电话都有 Your office and your home.
所以别在电话上说那些事! Don't talk on the motherfucking phone!
好吧 靠! 我知道了 我知道了 Okay. Fuck! I got it. I got it. I got it.
乔丹 Jordan.
你他妈没去贿赂联邦调查局探员吧? You didn't try to bribe this fucking FBI agent, did you?
对 我才没贿赂探员呢 No, I didn't try to bribe an FBI agent.
你他妈觉得我傻逼呀? 我才不是呢 You think I'm that fucking stupid? No.
你他妈说在什么? 我没听懂 What the fuck did you say? I can't understand you.
再说一遍 Say that again.
我刚刚说... I said...
你他妈说什么了? What the fuck are you saying?
我说... I said...
你是不是磕高了? Are you fucking high?
乔丹 你他妈是不是磕高了? Jordan, are you fucking high?
乔丹 听我说 待着原地别动 Jordan, do me a favor, stay where you are.
千万别去开车 Don't get behind the wheel of the car.
我会叫洛克去接你 I'm gonna send Rocco over to pick you up.
乔丹! 乔丹! Jordan! Jordan!
保存了十五年 After 15 years in storage,
雷蒙的起效时间延后了 the Lemmons had developed a delayed fuse.
现在起效需要九十分钟 It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in.
但一但起效 就... But once they did...
我会直接跳过刺痛阶段 I mean, I had skipped the tingle phase
直接进入丧失理智的阶段 and went straight to the drool phase.
告诉我你在哪! 别去开车... Tell me where you are! Don't fucking drive...
这些小玩意药效很强 These little bastards were so strong,
我发现有了一个新的阶段 I discovered a whole new phase.
大脑麻痹期 The cerebral palsy phase.
使劲 站起来! Come on, stand up!
好吧 走不了路了 Okay, walking's out.
好吧 思考 思考 还有什么办法? All right, think, think. What else is there?
对了! 我还能爬 学婴儿爬! Yes! I can crawl. I can crawl like Skylar!
靠! 那小子爬起来怎么就那么容易! Fuck! The kid makes it look so goddamn easy!
思考 你他妈快思考! Think, you motherfucker, think!
对了! Yes!
想到了! 想到了! I got it! I've got it!
我可以滚! 我可以滚! I can roll! I can roll!
乔丹 Jordan.
天啊 你去哪儿了? Oh, Jesus. Where are you?
我在乡村俱乐部! I'm at a country club!
什么? What?
我在乡村俱乐部! I'm at a country club!
我不懂你他妈在说什么 I don't know what the fuck you're saying.
听着 你得回家 Look, you need to get home.
汤尼失控了! 他在用另外那个电话 Donnie is out of control! He's on the other line
和瑞士人打电话 我不知道... with some Swiss guy. I don't know...
什么? What?
让他挂了电话! Get him off the phone!
我不懂你在说什么! I can't understand you!
让他 Get him
挂掉 off
电话! the phone!
我不懂你他妈在说什么 乔丹 I don't know what the fuck you're saying, Jordan.
你能现在回家吗? 赶快! Can you just get home? Hurry!
我离家不到一英里 I was less than a mile from home.
我把车开得要多慢有多慢 I drove as slow as I fucking could.
我觉得果冻都比我移动得快 I'd seen Jell-O move faster.
我要给你两百万 I was gonna give you two million.
我要迟到了 I's gonna be lates.
你吃了两百万? You ate two million?
等会儿 Later.
挂掉电话 Get off the phone.
你个傻逼 挂掉电话! Get off the fucking phone! Idiot!
别挡道 白痴! Get out of the way, asshole!
你讨厌两百万? You hate two million?
不 你不可能讨厌两百万 汤尼 No, you don't hate two million, Donnie.
可能真的有奇迹 我活着到家了 By some miracle, I made it home alive,
我和车子都毫发无伤 not a scratch on me or the car.
乔丹? Jordan?
我的上帝啊! Jesus fucking Christ!
你吃什么了? What did you take?
你有什么毛病吗? What's wrong with you?
乔! Jor!
真他妈爽 是吧? It's fucking good, right?
超爽! Fucked up!
挂掉电话! Get off the phone!
你他妈抽什么风 乔丹? What the fuck, Jordan?
你女儿也在家! Your daughter's in the house!
我希望你考虑到这点! I hope you know that!
你女儿也在家! Your fucking daughter's in the house!
汤尼 真他妈搞笑 Yeah, it's real fucking funny, Donnie.
挂掉电话! Get off the phone!
天啊 乔丹 Jesus Christ, Jordan.
联邦调查局! The FBI!
嘿! Hey!
我在打电话呢! I'm on phone!
你他妈把电话挂掉! Get off the fucking phone!
- 过来! - 电话 - Come here! - The phone.
快点 我们上楼去 好吧 Come on. We're gonna go upstairs, all right.
我在打电话呢! I'm on the phone!
我在打电话! On the phone!
我知道你干了什么 I know what you did,
你个混球! you piece of shit!
什么? 什么? What? What?
布莱德! Brad!
你他妈个混蛋! You fucking cocksucker!
你都干什么了 What did you do,
你个混蛋? you piece of shit?
靠! Fuck you!
我他妈想杀了你! I wanna fucking kill you!
你逃不掉的! I got you!
到底出了什么事? What the fuck happened?
靠! Oh, shit!
乔丹 乔丹 你还好吗? Jordan? Jordan, are you all right?
汤尼? 汤尼? Donnie? Donnie?
汤尼? Donnie?
乔丹 他不呼吸了 Jordan, he's not breathing.
该死 我不知道该怎么办 Oh, fuck, I don't know what to do.
乔丹 我不知道他妈该怎么办! Jordan, I don't know what the fuck to do!
我不能帮他! 天啊 乔丹 I can't help him! Oh, my God. Jordan.
天啊 我觉得他噎住了 乔丹 快想办法 Oh, my God, I think he's choking, Jordan. Do something.
- 天啊 - 宝贝 我来了! - Oh, God. - Baby, I got you!
他已经没有呼吸了 乔丹 快想想办法! He's not breathing, Jordan. You gotta do something!
该死! 天啊! 天啊! Shit! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
我来了! I got you!
躲开! Step aside!
天啊! Oh, God!
宝贝 躲远点 Move aside, baby.
撑住! 撑住! Come on! Come on!
呼吸! Come on!
乔丹 他喘不过气了 你得想想办法 Jordan, he's not breathing. You gotta do something.
乔丹 他是个爸爸! 他还有孩子呢! Jordan, he's a father! He's got fucking kids!
- 快想办法! - 什么? - Do something! - Yeah?
洛克 你快过来 Rocco, you gotta get over here.
- 坚持住 - 快叫救护车! - Come on. - Call an ambulance!
我他妈也不知道! I don't fucking know!
赶紧过来! 打911 Just get over here! Call 911.
好了 Yeah.
你还好吗? 他没事了 You all right? He's all right.
贝尔福特先生? Mr. Belfort?
都他们离开这儿 靠 Get the fuck out of here. Fuck.
我需要问你一些问题 Sir, we need to ask you some questions.
在开玩笑吗? 滚一边去 Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck you.
行了 快起来吧 Come on, get up.
都他妈滚出我家 Get the fuck out of my house.
- 走吧 - 我整个晚上都在这里 - Let's go. - I've been here all night.
在这坐了一整晚 I been sitting here all night.
你们他妈在说什么呢? What the fuck are you talking about?
- 你要把他带去哪里? - 你要把我带去哪里? - Where you taking him? - Where you taking me?
你要把他带去哪里? Where you taking him?
你们没有逮捕令 You ain't got no warrant.
不能像这样闯进来! Just come up in people's house like that!
你今天晚上是不是开车了 贝尔福特先生? Did you drive your car tonight, Mr. Belfort?
怎么了? Well?
哇! Wow!
可能我没让它安然到家吧 Maybe I hadn't made it home okay.
他妈的给我让开! Get out of the fucking way!
靠! Fuck!
你今晚开那辆车了吗? Did you drive that car tonight?
- 是的 - 那就没错 - Yeah. - Yeah, right.
我是一家之主! I'm a family man!
一家之主 宝贝! Family man. Honey!
我没被杀死 这件事本身就是个奇迹 It was a miracle I wasn't killed,
或者说我没杀人也是奇迹 or that I didn't kill anybody else.
警察带我回去问话 但他们没起诉我 The cops took me in for questioning, but they couldn't charge me.
他们甚至没证据证明是我开的车 They had no proof I was even behind the wheel.
同时 Meanwhile,
布莱德因为蔑视警方被关了三个月 Brad did three months in jail for contempt
因为他没有出卖汤尼 because he wouldn't rat Donnie out.
结果我没事了 The result, I was soot-free.
但我比以前更注意自己的行为了 But I had eyes on me like never before.
乔丹 你很幸运 You're a lucky man, Jordan.
你很幸运地活下来 还没进监狱 You're lucky to be alive, let alone not in jail.
你知道我不相信运气这回事的 对吧? You know I don't believe in luck, right?
但现在就是个好时机 But it's time.
在你的幸运用光之前 让我给证监会打个电话 Please, let me call the SEC and cut a deal
谈个协议 before your luck runs out.
跟爸爸招招手 Wave to Daddy.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 宝贝 Hey, sweetie.
如果我同意 他们会提什么条件... What kind of terms would you be talking about if I...
我不知道 I don't know.
你承认了证券违法行为 You plead guilty to a handful of securities violations,
股票违法操纵以及高压销售策略 stock manipulation, high-pressure sales tactics.
你懂的 就那些小花招 Ticky-tack shit like that, you know.
你付几百万美金的罚款 You pay a couple million dollars in fines,
作为交换 证监会就不会再骚扰你 in exchange, the SEC fucks off till the end of time.
那斯特拉顿呢? And Stratton?
斯特拉顿会怎么样? What happens to Stratton?
没办法... 我是说你得离开这个是非之地 对吧? There's no way... I mean... you got to walk away. Right?
让汤尼负全责 Let Donnie be in charge.
对 汤尼 Right. Donnie.
现在联邦调查局已经成了另一个畜生了 Now the FBI is another animal completely.
他们在你犯了刑事案件以后会追捕你 They'll still be pursuing you for criminal wrongdoing.
但是鉴于你自愿下台 However, with you stepping down voluntarily,
我猜你最好的朋友德纳姆探员 my guess is that your best friend Agent Denham
不会再紧追不放了 will be standing around with his dick in his hand.
乔丹 Jordan.
你还有什么需要想的? What do you have to think about?
你打败了他们 You beat them.
你赢了! You won!
你以后永远都不需要工作了 God knows you never have to work again.
你有什么打算? 在牢里度过余生? What're you gonna do? Spend the rest of your life in jail?
- 那是你想要的吗? - 不是 - Is that what you want? - No.
- 当然不是 - 对了 - Of course not. - Okay.
这就对了! 你已经超级富有了 Okay! You got all the money in the world.
还想把所有人的钱全捞走? You need everybody else's money?
- 当然不是 老爸 - 所以? - Of course not, Pops. - Well?
- 这公司是我一手建立的 - 我知道是你一手建的 - You know, I built it. - I know you built it.
你建的 所以现在你要保护它 You built it, so now preserve it.
你知道 You know,
五年前 当我跟汤尼·阿佐夫一起 five years ago, when I started Stratton Oakmont
建立斯特拉顿·奥克蒙德公司的时候 with Donnie Azoff, I knew the day
我就知道放下一切的时刻终会到来 would eventually come where I'd have to be moving on.
我悲伤而诚挚地宣布 And it's truly with a heavy heart that I'm here to say that...
那一天终于来到了 that that day is finally here.
我想... 我想感谢你们所有人... I wanna... I want to thank you all for your...
感谢你们这么多年来的忠诚和敬仰 your years of loyalty and admiration.
但更重要的是 But the point is this.
在汤尼的带领下 Under Donnie's leadership,
同时还有尼基·克斯科夫和罗比·范伯格 along with Nicky Koskoff and Robbie Feinberg
进驻核心管理层 这个地方真的 moving into key management positions, this place really
将成为最好的公司! is gonna be better than ever!
我向你们保证 好吗? That I promise you. Okay?
来吧 请给他们热烈的掌声 Give them a round of applause. Come on.
这里是埃利斯岛 朋友们 This is Ellis Island here, people.
我不在乎你们是谁 从哪里来 I don't care who you are, where you're from,
你们的亲戚是乘坐五月花号来这儿的 whether your relatives came over on the fucking Mayflower
还是从海地偷渡来的 or on an inner tube from Haiti,
这里是充满机会的地方 this right here is the land of opportunity.
斯特拉顿·奥克蒙德公司代表了美国! Stratton Oakmont is America!
大家都认识金米·贝泽 对吧? All of you know Kimmie Belzer, right?
是的 Yes, we do.
别吵 Fuck you.
别害羞 金米 Come on, Kimmie.
你们也许不知道 What you probably didn't know is,
金米曾经是这里的第一批经纪人 Kimmie was one of the first brokers here,
斯特拉顿最初的二十人之一 one of Stratton's original 20.
你们都见过今天的金米 Now most of you met Kimmie,
这位美丽 老练的女人 the beautiful sophisticated woman that she is today.
这个身着价值三千美金阿玛尼套装的女人 A woman that wears $3,000 Armani suits.
这个开着最新款奔驰的女人 Who drives a brand-new Mercedes-Benz.
这个 A woman who spends
在巴哈马群岛度过冬天 her winters in the Bahamas
又在汉普顿度过夏天的女人! and summers in the Hamptons!
这可不是我当年见到的金米 That's not the Kimmie that I met.
我见到的那个金米 兜里都没有两枚五分硬币 The Kimmie that I met didn't have two nickels to rub together.
她是一个单身母亲 She was a single mom on the balls of her ass
还有个八岁的儿子 with an eight-year-old son.
还不够? 她还拖欠了三个月的房租 Okay? She was three months behind on her rent.
当她来找我要一份工作的时候 And when she came to me and asked me for a job,
她要我先预支五千给她 she asked for a $5,000 advance
这样她就可以付儿子的学费了 just so she could pay her son's tuition.
我是怎么做的 金米? And what'd I do, Kimmie?
来嘛 告诉他们 Go on, tell them.
你给我开了张支票 You wrote me a check
两万五 for $25,000.
没错 That's right.
谢谢 Thank you.
你知道为什么吗? And you know why that is?
因为我相信你 It's because I believed in you.
因为我相信你 金米 It's because I believed in you, Kimmie,
就像我相信今天站在这里的每一个人 just like I believe in each and every one of you here today.
- 我他妈的爱死你了 乔丹! - 我也爱你 - I fucking love you, Jordan! - I fucking love you.
我爱死你! 我爱你 I fucking love you! I love you.
我他妈也爱你! 真他妈爱你! I fucking love you, too! I fucking love you, too!
爱你们所有人 And I love all of you!
打从心底爱你们所有的人 And I love all of you from the bottom of my heart.
- 我也他妈的爱你 - 我说真的 - I fucking love you, too. - I mean that.
你个小贱人 就爱你贱贱的样子 You are the shit. You are the fucking shit.
这话说出来挺尴尬的 It's a shame, you know.
这么多年来 我一直跟你们说永远别接受别人的拒绝 对吗? For years, I've been telling you guys never to take no for an answer, right?
鼓励你们从不先挂电话 You know, to keep pushing, to never hang up the phone
直到你们得到想要的 until you get what you want.
因为你们值得拥有 Because you all deserve it.
要知道 一旦我签了这个协议 You know, this fucking deal that I'm about to sign
就再也不能回股市 barring me from the securities industry,
再也不能回斯特拉顿 barring me from Stratton,
再也不能回家 my home.
知道那是什么吗? What the fuck is that, you know?
我告诉你们 它就是... I'll tell you what it is. It's...
它就是在让我接受"不"为答案 It's me taking no for an answer, you know.
是他们... It's them...
是他们在向我卖东西 而不是反过来 it's them selling me, not the other way around.
我就是一直这样当面一套 背后一套 It's me being a hypocrite is what it is.
所以说... So...
知道吗? you know what?
我不会离开 I'm not leaving.
我他妈不会离开！ I'm not fucking leaving!
你们他妈也别想因此晋升! You're not getting a fucking promotion!
演出还在继续! The show goes on!
这里是我的家! This is my home!
他们需要一个落锤破碎机 They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball
才能赶走我! to take me out of here!
他们需要派国防兵 They're gonna need to send in the National Guard
或者特攻队来 or fucking SWAT team
因为我才不去其它地方! 'cause I ain't going nowhere!
让他们去死! Fuck them!
去死! Fuck them!
乔丹! 乔丹! Jordy! Jordy!
乔丹! 回来! Jordy! Get back here!
嘿! Hey!
给我 Give me that.
这算什么? What is this?
天啊 丛林里的男突击手吗? Ramar of the Jungle, for Christ sake?
老爹 祝你走运 你个爱尔兰佬 Paddy D, mazel tov, you Irishman.
乔丹·贝尔福特刚刚赖掉了他和证监会的交易 Jordan Belfort just welched on his deal with the SEC.
他又回股市了 祝你狩猎愉快 He is back in the ocean. Happy hunting.
那是我们要开大派对的时间 It was our time to party big.
正好布莱德也刚好出狱 And just as Brad was released from jail, too.
我道过歉 甚至说要补偿他蹲监狱的时间 I apologized, even offered to pay him for his time in the can.
但他拒绝了 说他不干了 But he said no, that he was out.
他不想跟我们有任何瓜葛 He didn't want any part of us.
更让人难受的是 Sad thing was,
两年后他就死了 two years later he was dead.
严重的心脏病 才三十五岁 Massive heart attack. Thirty-five.
跟当年莫扎特死的时候一样大 Same age Mozart died.
不是说他们有多少共同点 但... Not that they have a hell of a lot in common, but...
无所谓了 我也不知道为什么想起这个 Anyway, I don't know why that came to mind.
没过几天 传票满天飞 Within days, subpoenas started flying.
要求提供文件 口供之类的玩意 Notices to produce documents, depositions, you name it.
汤尼喝得再快也跟不上传票的速度了 Donnie couldn't drink water fast enough.
美国政府想给我发传票? United States government wants to give me a subpoena?
在斯特拉顿·奥克蒙德 传票就是这个下场! Here's what we do with subpoenas at Stratton Oakmont!
去你大爷的美国! 去你大爷! Fuck you, USA! Fuck you!
滚蛋! 滚蛋! Fuck you! Fuck you!
滚蛋! Fuck you!
乔丹·贝尔福特 Jordan Belfort.
奥尔登 好名字 Alden. That's a nice name.
多谢夸奖 Thank you very much for that.
- 居然有人叫这名字? - 我就叫这个 - What kind of name is that? - That is my name.
我想不起来 I do not recall that.
完全想不起来 好吗? I do not recall that. Okay?
明先生 感谢你能来 Mr. Ming, thank you for coming in today.
剩下那点曲奇你还吃不? Are you gonna finish the rest of that Danish?
- 我吃了啊? - 没事 吃吧 - Can I have that Danish? - No, no, go ahead.
所有人都被叫去问话 They interrogated everybody.
我有低血糖 甲状腺有点问题 I got a low blood sugar, thyroid thing.
问询持续了一个月 It went on for months.
搞得鸡飞狗跳 It was a total fucking harassment.
让他接着问 Tell him to proceed with the questions.
但没有一个人开口 But not a single Strattonite cracked.
格莱迪兹·卡莱拉? Gladys Carrera?
没印象了 Doesn't ring a bell.
不好意思 我没参与那个 Sorry, I have no recommendation of that.
不知道 No.
不知道 No idea.
记不起来那次交易了 你这有牛奶吗? I don't recall that transaction. You guys have any milk?
完全没印象 Absolutely not.
你给弗朗西斯·索迪奇打了那么多电话 Francis Sortigi you called so many times
我觉得你应该记得吧 I just thought you might remember that.
你能想起点什么吗? Would you remember any of those?
- 一点都想不起来 - 这个阿布多... - I do not recall any of that. - This Abdul...
我没有... 一点印象都没有 I do not... No, I don't recall.
通话时间很长 It was a long phone call.
你应该多少有点印象吧 I just wondered if you have any memory of that.
好吧 我们和公司的大多数员工谈过 Okay. You know we've talked to several of the employees at this firm
没有一个人能想起来史蒂夫·马登IPO的事情 and nobody can recall anything about this Steve Madden IPO.
我觉得这很奇怪 I think it's Odd.
你记得卡特奇公司吗? Do you recall Cartage Corporation?
你记得? You do recall it?
不 完全没有印象 No, I don't recall that at all.
不好意思 我必须得问了 你这是真头发吗? Excuse me. I have to ask. Is that your real hair?
你想评论我的头发吗? Are you gonna say anything about that?
你有意见? Are you gonna comment on my hair?
我们在这不是... 问这么私人的问题? Is that how we're doing... Is this personal questions?
我只是好奇你为什么会带那种东西 I'm just wondering why you would wear something like that.
不好意思 那公司我忘了 Sorry. I don't recall that company.
还需要别的吗 先生们? Can I get you anything else, gentlemen?
亲爱的 我突然得了怪病 Yes. Sweetheart, I have a rare condition
每隔十五分钟就得来一杯 谢谢 which requires me to drink one of those every 15 minutes, please.
政府明确要求我们留在美国境内 We were specifically advised not to leave the country.
所以我们开船去了意大利 So, we took our wives to Italy.
我发现在海上 We figured we were safer working from overseas
给勒格莱特下命令更安全 giving orders to Rugrat.
在这没人能逮住我 Nobody could arrest us and nobody could prove
也没人能证明我在游艇上经营斯特拉顿公司 I was still running Stratton from a yacht.
嘿 勒格莱特 Hey, Rugrat.
你好啊 Bonjour.
你个秃头老鹰 最近怎么样? You bald-headed eagle, how you doing?
汤尼 听着! Donnie, Donnie, listen!
出事了 We have a problem, okay.
你朋友史蒂夫·马登在抛售股票 Your friend, Steve Madden, is unloading shares.
真的假的? 你听谁说的? What are you saying? Who told you that?
- 怎么了? - 千真万确 汤尼! - What's going on? - He's doing it, Donnie!
他说史蒂夫·马登在抛售股票 He said that Steve Madden's unloading shares.
谁告诉你的? 太能扯了! Who told you that? It's bullshit!
赶紧拿来 Give me that goddamn phone.
怎么回事? What's going on?
乔丹 是这样的 Jordan, look. I'm watching the screen
我看见大量的史蒂夫·马登股票正被抛售 and huge chunks of Steve Madden are being sold, okay.
不是我们抛的 那就是史蒂夫 It's not coming from us, so it's gotta be Steve.
只有他有那么多股份 He's the only person with that many shares.
我是汤尼 看到给我回电 It's Donnie. Call me back, all right.
汤尼 你那小朋友这是在坑我 Donnie, your little friend is trying to fuck me, you know that.
你那狗屁朋友给我挖了个大坑 Your little friend is trying to fuck me right in the ass.
- 赶紧把他电话打通! - 咱还不了解情况 - Get him on the phone now! - We don't know anything yet.
别太早下结论 Let's not jump to conclusions.
虽然史蒂夫·马登鞋业 Even though I owned 85%
有85%的股份是我的 of Steve-cocksucking- motherfucking-Madden Shoes,
但股份在他名下 the shares were in his fucking name.
他知道我忙着对付调查局 This motherfucker knew I was in trouble with the feds
想趁虚而入 and was trying to take advantage.
说话啊 哥们 你准备怎么办? Talk to me, man. How do you wanna play this?
给我们所有的客户打电话 I want you to get all our clients on the phone right now
让他们把手里史蒂夫·马登的股票卖了 and have them start selling Steve Madden.
把价格压下来! We're gonna drive that fucking price down!
明白了吗? 你给我闭嘴! Do you hear me? Shut the fuck up!
这是你的狗屁高中同学 This is your fucking friend from high school.
他要是想坑我 If that little fucking prick thinks he can fuck with me,
我就让他的公司变成仙股! 懂了吗? we'll turn his company into a penny stock! You hear me?
- 听见没? - 马上办! - You got it? - Yes. I got it!
没了解情况别太早下结论 Let's just not jump to conclusions before we know what's going on.
泰德船长! Captain Ted!
大家都把电话挂了! 都挂了! Hang up your phones! Everybody, hey!
掉头! 我们回家! Turn the boat around! We're going home!
宝贝! 怎么了? Baby! Baby, what happened?
我... I just...
怎么了 宝贝? Sweetheart, what's going on?
艾玛阿姨... Aunt Emma...
等等 Just wait.
我没... I can't...
怎么了? 哭什么? What's going on? Why you crying?
- 她去世了! - 谁? 谁去世了? - She's dead! - Who? Who's dead?
刚刚贝蒂表姐打电话 I just got a call from my cousin Betty.
然后呢? Yeah?
艾玛阿姨去世了 Aunt Emma is dead.
- 真的假的? - 真的 - Are you fucking kidding me? - No.
真的? You're serious?
天啊! 宝贝 这... Oh, my God! Baby, that's...
靠! Oh, fuck!
亲爱的 这简直... Oh, sweetheart, that's just...
坑爹的心脏病! Fucking heart attack!
病来了 人走了 Boom, snap, gone.
把尘世的烦恼抛光 Shuffled off her mortal coil.
留着两千万钞票卡在瑞士银行里 And $20 million stuck in a Swiss bank account.
上次和她通话她还好好的! The last time I talked to her she was fine!
- 她还没那么老 - 太可怕了! 宝贝! - She's not that old. - Oh, God! Baby, oh, God!
太糟糕了! That's so fucking terrible!
靠! Oh, fuck!
太可怕了 It is terrible.
你阿姨是个优雅的女人 Your aunt was such an elegant, attractive woman.
我向你和你的家人致以诚挚的慰问 My condolences to you and your family.
我们都很震惊 Yes. We're absolutely devastated.
感谢问候 Thank you so much for your condolences.
现在的问题是她名下的那些钱会怎么样? Now where does that leave us in regard to her account exactly?
变成遗产还是怎么? Does it go into probate or what?
别担心 乔丹 Not to worry, Jordan. Not to worry.
你阿姨死前 Your aunt, before she died,
签了遗嘱 任命你为她的继承人 signed a document naming you as her successor.
真的? She did?
太好了! 真是个喜讯! Fantastic! Well, that's good news!
暂时还不算 Well, not as of yet.
什么意思? 什么叫暂时还不算? What does that mean? Not as of yet?
我听不太清 I can't seem to hear you.
信号不好吧 你说的是英语吗? I must have bad reception. Are you speaking English?
- 要... 特别快 - 快? - Very... Now. Fast. Very fast. - Fast?
我现在要赶到瑞士? I have to get to Switzerland now?
说英语! 你大爷的说英语! Speak English! Fucking speak English!
等等! 停! 别骂人 好吗? Whoa! Hey, hey, hey. Hey! Quiet, okay?
带上西装 能带的都带上 Take your suit, take your dick, okay,
- 赶紧动身! - 好的 - and move your ass! Please. - Okay.
马上动身! 没问题! Move my ass! Yes!
这群瑞士人真是贱 I gotta say, these Swiss were some sneaky motherfuckers.
就这几分钟 他就给我弄了一个能 Within minutes, he had me set up with a forger
伪造艾玛阿姨签名的人 who could fake Aunt Emma's signature.
狗日的美国人! You American shit!
我明天要是赶不到 两千万美元就没了 I just had to get there by tomorrow, or lose $20 million.
我们去摩纳哥! We're going to Monaco!
- 摩纳哥? 现在? - 没错 宝贝 - Monaco? Now? - Yes, baby.
我们先去摩纳哥 然后去瑞士 好吧? We're going to Monaco, so then we can go to Switzerland, okay?
- 可她阿姨去世了 - 我当然知道 - But her aunt just died. - I realize that.
我在瑞士有生意 我得马上去瑞士 But I have business in Switzerland. I need to go to Switzerland right now.
不好意思 没得商量 Bottom line. Sorry.
我们得去伦敦 We gotta get to London.
为什么? Why? Why?
参加葬礼啊! The funeral!
我知道 宝贝 你听我说... Yeah, but, babe. Look, look...
我爱你阿姨胜过任何人 I loved your aunt more than anyone in the entire world.
真的 I really did.
可她已经不在了 宝贝 But she's dead now, sweetie.
她已经去世了 哪也去不了 She's dead and she's not going anywhere.
我们到伦敦的时候她也活不过来 对吗? She'll still be dead by the time we get to London, okay?
泰德船长! 泰德船长 听着 Captain Ted! Captain Ted, all right, look.
我们去摩纳哥 现在就去摩纳哥 We're going to Monaco. Monaco now, okay?
摩纳哥 Monaco, right.
从摩纳哥开车去瑞士 We're going to Monaco so that we can drive to Switzerland
就没人会查我们的护照 so they don't stamp our passports.
把那边的生意处理完 我们就回摩纳哥 Take care of business here, we'll drive back to Monaco,
然后坐飞机去伦敦正好赶上葬礼 take a flight over to London to catch the funeral
三天以内能到纽约! and be in New York in three fucking business days!
就这么定了 That's the fucking plan.
我得告诉你我们可能会遇上大浪 I just want you to know that we might run into some chop.
浪? 小意思 对吧? Chop? We can fucking handle chop, right?
这好歹也是一百七十英寸的游艇啊 I mean, it's a 170-foot yacht.
不 他要是不保证安全 我们哪也不去 No, no, no. We're not going anywhere unless he says it's safe, all right.
- 别担心浪 - 很安全的 - Don't worry about the chop. - It's safe.
你知道个屁 You don't know shit about chop.
你很懂呗? 你是海浪专家 是吧 Oh, really? And you do? You're a fucking expert on that.
我能把你的信用卡额度砍掉一半 还想说啥? I'll chop your fucking credit card in half. How about that?
海浪不是问题 相信我 没问题的 Chop is fine. Trust me. Chop is fine.
真的没问题吗 泰德船长? Is chop fine, Captain Ted?
应该没问题 开慢点就行 Yeah. I mean, if we take it slow.
那我们就慢慢开 Yeah, we're gonna take it slow.
很安全 只是有点不舒服 告诉她们 It's a little uncomfortable. Tell them it's safe.
不会有危险的 It's gonna be safe.
我们把船舱封上 再把甲板加固 We'll batten down the hatches and secure the deck.
可能会... 可能会碎几个盘子 And we're looking at a few... Maybe a few broken dishes.
碎几个盘子 Few broken dishes.
碎几个盘子? What's a few broken dishes?
听着多牛逼啊? Does that sound fucking awesome or what?
没听出来 No. Not really.
旅途会很愉快的! We're gonna have a fucking good time!
现在就去摩纳哥! Let's go to fucking Monaco now!
快去准备! 出发! Let's fucking move! Let's go!
抓紧了! Hold on!
他妈怎么回事? What the fuck is going on out here?
摩托艇刚才掉进海里了! The Jet Skis just went overboard!
靠! 亲爱的 你没事吧? Oh, Jesus Christ! Honey, you okay?
狂风警报! 狂风警报! Gale warning! Gale warning!
海浪足足有二十英尺 还在涨! The waves are 20 feet high and building!
掉头 我们换条路 Turn around, let's go the other fucking way.
- 不行! - 掉头! - We can't! - Go!
海浪打在船侧面 船会翻的! We'll get broad-sided. It'll tip over!
我是潜水高手 听见了吗? I am a master diver. You hear that?
我是潜水高手! I'm a master diver!
没有人会死! No one's gonna fucking die!
我在这呢 亲爱的 相信我 I got you, baby. I got you. Trust me, okay?
我爱你 I love you.
我爱你 抓紧了 I love you, baby. Just hold on tight.
好 Okay.
汤尼! Donnie!
抓紧 宝贝! Hold on, baby!
汤尼! Donnie!
- 干嘛? - 抓紧了 宝贝 - What? - Hold on, baby.
去把安眠酮拿来 Get the fucking ludes.
乔丹 我不想死! I don't wanna die, Jordan!
我坏事做尽 只能下地狱 乔丹! I did a lot of bad shit. I'm going to hell, Jordan!
我天天胡搞! 我把一切都搞砸了! I fucked up! I fucked up so bad!
去楼下把安眠酮拿来! Get the ludes! Downstairs!
你说什么? What are you saying?
靠! Fuck!
去拿安眠酮! Get the ludes!
我下不去 乔丹 下边已经被淹了 I can't go down there, Jordan. It's flooded.
积了三英尺水了! It's three feet of water down there!
要死我也要嗨着死! I will not die sober!
快去把安眠酮拿来! Get those fucking ludes!
好! Okay!
- 快去! - 好 - Go! - Okay
- 他去哪? - 抓紧了 宝贝! - Where's he going? - Hold on, baby!
汤尼! 他疯了吗? Donnie! Is he fucking crazy?
他只是给大家提个醒! He's just warning everybody!
上帝啊! Jesus Christ!
抓紧了! Hold on!
离窗户远点! Get away from the window!
惊天巨浪! Rogue wave!
呼救! Mayday!
我是娜奥米号的泰德·比汉姆船长! This is Captain Ted Beecham aboard the yacht Naomi!
- 我们要掉下去了! - 拿到了! - We are going down! - I got 'em!
我拿到了! I got 'em!
快给我来点! Give me one for the nerves!
要帆船了! We're going down!
呼救! This is a fucking Mayday!
我们需要立即支援! We require immediate assistance!
抓紧! Hold on!
小心! Watch out!
被意大利人救起来的好处就是 The nice thing about getting rescued by Italians
有食物 有红酒 is that they feed you, make you drink red wine,
还有人陪你跳舞 then you get to dance.
你看见了吗? Did you see that?
那架飞机是我叫来接我们的 That was the plane I sent to come get us.
海鸥飞进发动机里 飞机炸了 I shit you not, it exploded when a seagull flew into the engine.
死了三个人 Three people killed.
你想知道上帝的旨意吗? You want a sign from God?
经历了这么多 我终于明白了 Well, after all this, I finally got the message.
你希望在经济独立以后 Do you dream of becoming financially independent
每个月为了还账而生活拮据吗? but struggle every month just to pay your bills?
你想有一栋这样的房子却担心付不起房租吗? Would you like to own a home like this, but can barely afford to pay your rent?
我叫乔丹·贝尔福特 在创造财富的路上没有秘密可言 My name is Jordan Belfort, and there's no secret to wealth creation.
不管你是谁 不管你从哪来 No matter who you are, no matter where you came from,
你都可以在几个月内 you too can become financially independent
实现经济独立 in just a matter of months.
你需要的只是方法 All you need is a strategy.
在我二十四岁的时候 When I was 24 years old,
我决定不再苟且偷生 我要成功 I made a decision not just to survive, but to thrive.
刚开始我觉得这样的生活遥不可及 At first I didn't feel like deals like these were possible.
现在我们有了房子 还有三万三存款 But we have the house and we have a $33,000 profit.
现在我深信不疑 I certainly believe now.
好好想想 Think about it for a second.
如果你连参加乔丹·贝尔福特 If you don't have the guts to attend Jordan Belfort's
"直谏"研讨会的勇气都没有 Straight Line Persuasion System seminar,
你怎么能赚到钱呢? then how do you expect to make any money?
如果你想当百万富翁 拿出点勇气决定自己的命运 If you want to be a millionaire someday, have some guts. Make a decision.
乔丹·贝尔福特的方案对我很管用 因为我足够努力 Jordan Belfort's setup worked for me because I worked hard for it.
如果对你没用 那是因为你太懒惰 And if it doesn't work for you, it's because you're lazy.
你应该去麦当劳打工 And you should get a job at McDonald's.
没人能阻止你经济独立 There's nobody holding you back from financial freedom.
也没有人阻止你腰缠万贯 And there's nobody stopping you from making millions.
别在家里宅着了 Don't just sit at home,
否则你所梦想的生活会离你远去 or the life of your dreams will sail right past you.
我已经改变了这些人的生活 我也能改变你的生活! I changed all these people's lives and I can change yours, too!
来参加研讨会吧! So come to my seminar!
你所梦想的生活只... The life of your dreams is only...
又见面了 乔丹 Good to see you again, Jordan.
你被捕了! You're under arrest!
开玩笑的吧! You gotta be joking!
你逗我吧 You're kidding me.
离我远点! Hey, get the fuck away from me!
把摄像机关了 Turn that camera off.
我只是在这拍广告 I'm fucking shooting a fucking infomercial here,
你们一群傻逼! you fucking cocksucker!
- 滚你大爷的! - 把摄像机给我关了 - Fuck you, you motherfucker! - Shut the fucking camera off.
你们什么都得不到! You don't got shit on me, you hear me!
靠! Go fuck yourself!
我干净得很! 你们这群神经病! I'm making an honest living, you fucking piece of shit!
乔丹 给你点合法的建议 Hey, Jordan, let me give you a little legal advice.
闭嘴! Shut the fuck up!
去你大爷的 脑残! Oh, fuck you, you fucking prick!
我干净得很! I'm making an honest living, you motherfucker!
我已经金盆洗手了 I clean up my act.
我戒了毒 我进了电视圈 I did rehab. I'm a TV personality.
我已经两年滴酒不沾了 现在居然被捕了! I'm sober for two years. And this happens!
勒格莱特在迈阿密被捕 Rugrat goes and gets busted down in Miami.
我是瑞士人 我不是共产党 I'm Swiss, I'm not communist.
猜猜还有谁? 萨雷尔 And guess who the fuck with? Saurel.
- 你准备揍我吗? - 不 先生 - You gonna beat me? - No, sir.
得了吧 我可知道 你们肯定会揍我 Yeah, I know your country. You're gonna beat me.
这都什么事啊? I mean, what are the fucking odds?
日内瓦起码有一万个银行家 There had to be 10,000 Swiss bankers in Geneva,
勒格莱特偏偏就在美国国土上被捕了 and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough to get himself arrested on U.S. soil.
我知道 I know.
真对不起 I'm so sorry.
更操蛋的是 Even more fucked
他被捕和我一点关系都没有 was that he got busted for shit that had nothing to do with me.
一点都没有 It had nothing to fucking do with me.
他和一个叫洛奇·青木的人 Something about laundering drug money
利用海外划船比赛洗钱 through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki,
那家伙是红花料理的创始人 you know, the founder of Benihana.
红花 Benihana.
红你妹的花! Beni-fucking-hana!
红你大爷的花! Beni-fucking-hana!
为什么? Why?
上帝啊 为什么? Why, Why, God?
你为何对我如此残忍 Why would you be so cruel
要用一个连锁的炭火餐厅 as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants
把我打垮? to take me down?
长话短说 萨雷尔把我卖了 Long story short. Saurel rats me out.
但他早就开始和布莱德的妻子仙黛尔偷情 But not before he rats out Brad's wife, Chantalle,
后来才知道 每次她去瑞士他们都会来一发 who, it turns out, he'd been fucking every time she went to Switzerland!
- 不不 不可能 - 对 对 对 - No, no, no, it's impossible. - Oui, oui, oui.
好吧! All right!
一项参与合谋进行证券诈骗 One count engaging in conspiracy to commit securities fraud.
两项证券诈骗 Two counts securities fraud.
一项参与合谋洗钱 One count engaging in conspiracy to commit money laundering.
二十一项参与洗钱 Twenty-one counts money laundering.
一项妨碍公务 One count obstruction of justice.
保释金是一千万美元 Bail is set at $10 million.
汤尼叔叔来了! Uncle Donnie's here!
洛奇 你还好吗? Rocky. How you doing?
我讨厌那只狗 I hate that fucking dog.
他越来越老了 Yeah, he's getting old and decrepit.
又开始在屋子里大便了 Starting to shit in the house again.
- 我也一样啊 - 抱一个 哥们 - Me, too. - Come here, buddy.
靠 Ah, fuck.
- 见到你真好 - 我也是 - It's good to see you, pal. - Yeah, you, too.
见到你真好 Good to see you.
坐吧 Sit down. Oh, man.
最近怎么样? How you doing, brother?
你懂的 You know.
烂透了 Shitty, pal.
但我还能坚持 But I'm hanging in there.
看看我的新首饰 My new piece of jewelry. Check that out.
不能出家门 Can't leave the house, you know?
我已经开始得幽居病了 Starting to get cabin fever already.
该死的勒格莱特 Fucking Rugrat.
戴假发的秃子 That wig-wearing faggot.
真不敢相信 我想杀了他 I can't believe that fucking guy. I wanna kill him.
我真想把他掐死 Swear to God, I want to choke him to death.
太不靠谱了 Irresponsible little prick.
我跟你说件事 I'll tell you one thing.
我再也不会去红花餐厅吃饭了 I'm never eating at Benihana again.
不管谁过生日 I don't care whose birthday it is.
娜奥米呢? 她怎么样? Where's Naomi? How's she doing?
她不是在屋里嘛 That's her in the house there.
你可以打个招呼 但估计她不会理你 You could say hi, but she probably won't wave back.
娜奥米 你好啊! Naomi, sweetheart!
她怎么了? What's up her ass?
- 生我气了? - 不是对你... - Is she mad at me? - No, you know...
为了凑保释金 We probably have to mortgage the house
我可能得把房子抵押出去 in order to make bail.
实话告诉你 伙计 那真是一个噩梦 It's been a nightmare, buddy, to tell you the truth.
还有什么办法呢 是吧? What are you gonna do, right?
所以斯特拉顿怎么样? 这才是关键 Anyway, how's Stratton? That's more important.
大家士气怎么样? How's morale?
只能合法挣钱 他们有没有气坏了? They all pissed off 'cause they have to make money legally now?
桥墩 Jordan.
我把创始人都叫到一起 I got the founding partners together.
我把一切都告诉了他们 I talked to them about everything.
有我在 And I got you.
有我在是什么意思? What do you mean, you got me?
房子 钱 你不用担心 有我在 The house, money, don't worry about it. I got you.
好了 All right.
我爱你 兄弟 I love you, buddy.
- 你知道我也会为你这么做的对吧? - 我知道 - You know I'd do it for you, right? - I know.
- 你知道的对吗? - 我知道 - You know that, right? - I know.
让我亲亲你 I could fucking kiss you all over.
好了 够了 够了 All right, enough, enough.
兄弟 要喝啤酒吗? You want a beer, pal?
你在喝什么? What are you drinking?
我在喝没有酒精的玩意 I got this non-alcoholic shit.
那是什么? What's that?
一种没有酒精的啤酒 没有酒精 A non-alcoholic beer. It's got no alcohol.
- 是啤酒? - 是啊 只是没有酒精 - It's a beer? - Yeah, with no alcohol.
但如果你喝多 But if you drink enough,
如果你喝很多 会醉吗? if you drink a lot, they get you fucked up?
不会 里面没有酒精 这才是关键 No, there's no alcohol. That's the fucking point.
我不是科学家 I'm not a scientist.
我不懂你在说什么 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
如果你想喝酒 我可以给你带 I can get you a beer if you want a fucking beer.
我知道 但是我不喝了 记得吗? I know, but I don't drink. You remember?
我再也不喝了 I don't drink anymore.
你想进去吸一些面粉吗? Oh, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder?
或者是小苏打... Or baking soda...
都无法想象不乱搞的生活 Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up.
- 是啊 - 我喜欢那种生活 - Yeah. - I love it.
清醒的感觉怎么样? How's being sober?
- 糟糕透了 - 很无聊是吗? - Fucking sucks. - Boring, right?
无聊得我想自杀 So boring. I wanna kill myself.
有这么一个术语 我们不喜欢用它 There's a term, and we don't like to use it
除非情况特殊 unless circumstances dictate,
我觉得这个案子就是这样 and I think they do dictate in this case,
这个词就是"格林纳达" and the term is "Grenada."
你听说过格林纳达吗? Have you ever heard of Grenada?
没 没有 No. No, I haven't.
格林纳达很有意思 因为它是个小岛国 Grenada's very interesting because it is a small island nation
在1983年被美国入侵 that was invaded by the United States of America in 1983.
大约有9万人 It's about 90,000 people.
但是更重要的是 它的意思代表 And essentially, it means
这个案子我们不可能输 this case is unloseable.
明白吗? Okay?
你得明白知道 我们进来 So, you know, we can come in,
可以随便露着鸡鸡 we can have our dick hanging out of our pants.
没有人在乎 Nobody gives a fuck.
我会赢 I'm gonna win.
而你 先生 You, sir.
就是所谓的 Are what's known
格林纳达 as a Grenada.
你真的要在监狱待一段时间了 You're looking at real prison time.
你会因为洗钱被判二十年 Money laundering can get you as much as 20 years.
如果我们发现你在床垫里藏钱 And our case couldn't be stronger if we caught you
证据就更加确凿 shoving cash in your mattress.
是吧? Is that right?
嘿 乔丹 乔丹 Hey, Jordan. Jordan.
你将会烂在牢里 直到你的孩子大学毕业 Your rotting away in jail till your kids get out of college,
我不是在说大话 that's not our ambition here.
还有其他人也涉及到这个案子 There's other people involved in this, too.
我想他们也会被送进监狱 We think they need to see their day in court as well.
我怎么闻到种交易的味道? Why do I sense there's an offer in the air?
看看他 他鼻子真灵 你是心灵感应大师吗? Look at him. He's got a sense. What are you, Kreskin?
充分合作 提供给我们过去七年 Full cooperation. He provides us with a comprehensive list
所有同谋者的名单 of all the co-conspirators spanning the last seven years,
并且答应带窃听器 and he also agrees to wear a wire.
等一下... Wait...
你刚是说"带窃听器吗"? Did you just say "wear a wire"?
窃听器 A wire.
你什么意思? What does that mean?
你想让我做叛徒吗? 是吗? You want me to rat? Is that it?
不是 我只是想让你合作 No, I want you to cooperate.
- 不 你是想让我当叛徒吗? - 是的 我们是想让你当叛徒 - No. You want me to rat, right? - Yes. We want you to rat.
那就是我们要让你做的 做叛徒 That's fucking exactly what we want you to do. To rat.
克里斯蒂的派对怎么样? How was Cristy's party?
还不错 Fine.
那就好 Good.
宝贝 我今天和律师谈过了 Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today.
我有些非常非常好的消息 I have some really, really great news.
你最后并不会受到牵连 宝贝 Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey.
我已经知道了 I know that already.
对 没错 Right. Exactly.
你本来就没做任何违法的事对吗? You never did anything wrong in the first place, right?
原来联邦调查局真正想让我做的事 It turns out, all the FBI really
是配合他们调查 wants from me is to cooperate.
你知道吗? You know?
原来我知道那么多关于股市和华尔街的事情 Turns out I have so much information about the stock market and Wall Street,
我可以帮政府节省好多年的麻烦事 I could save the government years of heartache,
更不用提省了多少钱 not to mention countless dollars.
但是情况比这还要好 宝贝 But it gets even better, babe.
因为只要我合作 Because if I do decide to cooperate,
我可能只需要蹲四年 I might only be looking at four short years,
你知道 如果是这样的话 in which case, you know,
我们可以重新开始 也许卖掉房子 we could start fresh, maybe sell the house.
而且罚款 And any fines that I'd have to pay
也可以等到我出来再还 wouldn't be due till after I serve my term,
所以到那时我们也还会剩很多钱 你懂吗? so we'd still have plenty of money left over, you know?
当然唯一令我郁闷的事 The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit
是我得出卖朋友 is this whole idea of having to give information about my friends.
你说过"华尔街没有朋友" 对吧? Like you said, "There's no friends on Wall Street." Right?
对 对 没错 Right. Right. Exactly.
这是不幸中的万幸 宝贝 There's a silver lining to that, too, honey.
因为他们最后说... Because they said eventually...
最终这个案子里每个人都得泄漏点情报 Eventually everyone's gonna have to give information on this case.
所以最后这都不算事 知道吗? So, at the end of the day, it might not even be a factor. You know?
这是个好消息 是吗? Well, that's good news. Right?
是 是的 Yeah, yeah.
我真为你高兴 I'm really happy for you.
你在说什么 宝贝 为我高兴? What do you mean, happy for me, sweetheart?
你应该为我们俩感到高兴 对吗? You should be happy for the both of us. Right?
- 没错 - 好了 - Yeah, right. - All right.
过来 宝贝 Come here, baby.
亲我一下 亲爱的 Give me a kiss, sweetheart.
乔丹... Jordan...
来吧 宝贝 Oh, come on, baby.
我们好久没做爱了 求你了 I haven't made love to you in so long. Please.
- 别 乔丹 快停下 - 来吧 甜心 求你了 - No. Jordan, stop it. - Come on, honey, please.
别! 乔丹 住手! No! Jordan, stop it!
从看到你 我就爱上你了 I've loved you since the moment I saw you.
我真心讨厌你 乔丹 I fucking hate you, Jordan.
- 别碰我! - 宝贝... 别这样 - Get off me! - Baby... don't do that.
你知道我有多爱你 对吗? You know how much I love you, right?
别这样 宝贝 求你了 Stop that, sweetie. Please.
你想和我做吗 乔丹? You wanna fuck me, Jordan?
你想和我做吗? You wanna fuck me?
很好 Good.
来吧 Go ahead.
继续做吧 Go ahead and fuck me.
我想让你使劲做 I want you to fuck me real hard.
就像最后一次一样 I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time.
- 你为什么这样动? - 来吧 - Why are you moving like that? - Come on.
别动 Please hold still.
因为我想让你高潮 宝贝 'Cause I want you to come for me, baby.
来吧 宝贝 Come on, babe.
继续 亲爱的 Come for me, baby.
我想让你像最后一次 I want you to come for me
一样高潮 like it's the last fucking time.
- 是吗? - 是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
来吧宝贝 来吧 Come on, baby. Come for me. Come for me, baby.
来吧宝贝 Come on, baby.
- 这样吗? - 是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
- 宝贝 继续 - 你想让我高潮? - Yeah, baby, come. - You want me to come for you?
是的 Yeah.
- 你想让我高潮? - 是的! - You want me to come for you? - Yeah!
哈? 你想让我高潮? Huh? You want me to come for you?
天啊 宝贝 好爽! Oh, God, baby. Yeah!
天啊 天啊 Oh, God. Oh, God.
天啊 Oh, God.
上帝啊 Jesus.
亲爱的 Oh, baby.
太爽了! That was so fucking great!
天啊! Oh, God!
这是最后一次 That was the last time.
什么意思 宝贝? What do you mean, baby?
我说这是我们最后一次做爱 I mean that was the last time we ever have sex.
你在说什么? What are you talking about?
我要离婚 I want a divorce.
你说什么 你想离婚? What do you mean, you want a divorce?
那是什么意思 你想离婚? What's that supposed to mean, you want a divorce?
从我身上下来! 我想离婚 Get off me! I want a divorce.
你才和我做过 You just made love to me.
你脑子有毛病吧? What the fuck is wrong with you?
我不爱你了 乔丹! I don't love you anymore, Jordan!
你不爱我了? Oh, you don't love me?
你不再爱我了? You don't love me anymore, huh?
对你来说这是个好借口! Well, isn't that just fucking convenient for you!
现在我在被联邦起诉 Now that I'm under federal indictment,
脚上还带着个电子环 with an electronic bracelet around my ankle,
现在你决定不再爱我了 now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore.
- 是这样吗? - 不 不是 - Is that right? - No, no.
你是什么样的人? 告诉我 What kind of person are you? Tell me.
你娶了我! You married me!
那他妈的是什么意思? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
乔丹 事情已经决定了 Jordan, this is how it's gonna go.
孩子的抚养权归我 I'm gonna take custody of the kids.
如果你现在就同意离婚 我会同意你来看他们 If you agree to the divorce right now, I will allow visitation.
- 懂了吗? 别想反抗 - 天啊 - Okay? Don't try to fight it. - Oh, my God.
这样会为我们省下一大笔钱 我觉得你会需要这笔钱的 It'll save us both a lot of money and I got a feeling you're gonna need it.
亲爱的 你不能带走我的孩子 你听见了吗? You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. You hear me?
我已经和律师谈过了 I've already talked to the lawyer.
他说即使你不被判刑 He said even if you don't get convicted,
我也很可能会得到他们的抚养权 I've got a good chance of getting them.
我告诉你 I got news for you.
你休想带走我的孩子 你个臭婆娘! You're not fucking taking my children, you vicious fucking cunt, you!
去你妈的 你这个婊子! Fuck you, you fucking bitch!
你别想带走我的孩子! You're not fucking taking my goddamn fucking kids!
你听到了吗? 去你妈的! You hear me? Fuck you!
你别想带走我的孩子! You're not fucking taking my fucking kids!
臭婊子! Fucking bitch!
臭婊子! Fucking whore!
臭婊子! 臭婊子! Fucking bitch! Piece of shit fucking whore!
看看你自己 乔丹 Look at yourself, Jordan.
你个神经病! You're sick!
你是个神经病! You're a sick man!
去你妈的! 我告诉你 你别想带走我的孩子! Fuck you! I told you, you're not taking my fucking kids!
你以为我会让你靠近我的孩子? You think I would let my kids near you?
看看你自己! Look at yourself!
你知道我的律师说什么吗? You know what my lawyer said?
我律师说你会被判二十年监禁 乔丹 My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan.
二十年! 你再也见不到孩子了! Twenty fucking years! You're never gonna see the kids again!
你以为我再也不会见我的... You don't think I'm not gonna see my...
不 我不会让你靠近我的孩子! No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids!
你以为我再也见不到我的孩子了 是吗? You don't think I'm gonna see my fucking kids again, huh?
你他妈别碰他们! Don't you fucking touch them!
别他妈碰我! Don't you fucking touch me!
宝贝 和爸爸出去玩吧? Sweetheart? You're coming on a trip with Daddy, all right?
你和爸爸一起出去玩吧 You're coming on a trip with Daddy.
你别碰她 乔丹 Don't you fucking touch her, Jordan.
我发誓我会杀了你! I swear to God, I will fucking kill you!
没事的 宝贝 It's all right, baby.
你和爸爸一起出去玩 好吗? You and Daddy are gonna go on a little trip together, okay?
- 我们一起出去玩 - 薇尔莱特! - A little trip together. - Violet!
薇尔莱特! Violet!
- 拿钥匙! 钥匙! - 我拿到了! - Get the key! Get the key! - I got it!
乔丹 你他妈开门 Jordan, you open this fucking door
- 立刻! 开门! - 系上安全带 - right now! Open the door! - Put your seat belt on.
听话 把腿拿进去 There you go. Get your legs in.
我要带她走! I'm taking her with me!
我告诉你我要带她走 你个臭婊子! I told you I'm taking her with me, you fucking bitch!
你休想阻止我! 你休想阻止我! You're not gonna stop me! You're not gonna stop me!
我们一起出去玩宝贝 We're going on a little trip, honey.
别! 别! No! No!
滚开! Get the hell out of here!
把孩子留下! Leave that baby alone!
薇尔莱特! 车库门! 快关上! Violet! Garage door! Close it!
妈妈! Mommy!
- 滚开! - 快开门! - Get out of here! - Open the fucking door!
妈妈! Mommy!
别! No!
天啊! 我的天啊... Oh, Lord! Oh, my heavens...
抱孩子! Get the baby!
娜奥米 抱孩子! Naomi, get the baby!
- 妈妈 - 宝贝 没事了 - Mommy. - Honey, it's okay.
没事了 It's gonna be okay.
乔丹先生疯了 Oh, Mr. Jordan has lost his mind.
- 宝贝... - 没事了 亲爱的 - Baby... - It's all right, honey.
她没事吧? She all right?
她没事吧? Is she all right?
你有毛病吧? What's the matter with you?
她没事吧? Is she all right?
判决一 Paragraph one.
被告人 The defendant shall plead guilty
对美国东部联邦法庭 to all counts of the indictment currently pending against him
所述罪状皆供认不讳 in the United States District Court for the Eastern District of New York.
判决二 Paragraph two.
正常说话 Talk normally.
被告人将参与卧底行动... The defendant shall participate in undercover activities...
正常呼吸 Breathe normally.
"包括携带录音设备 即窃听器... "Including wearing a recording device, also known as a wire...
五分钟之后 你甚至都不记得你带着它了 After five minutes, you'll forget you even have it on.
协助调查... In conjunction with the investigation...
真他妈残忍 Fucking brutal.
别抱怨了 Quit your bitching.
判决四 被告不得再次违反 Paragraph four. The defendant must not commit,
或意图违反任何法律 or attempt to commit, any further crimes.
拜托 就赶紧让我签了吧 Please. Let me just sign the fucking thing already.
谢谢 Thank you.
就在这? Just here?
这里就行 That'd be good.
谢谢 Thank you.
这都不是一个选择 It wasn't even a choice.
接下来的六小时 我想出了一份名单 For the next six hours, I came up with a list.
朋友 敌人 商业伙伴 Friends, enemies, business associates.
任何认识我的人或是合作过的人 Anybody who'd ever known me or taken so much as a stock tip.
狼总! 狼总! 狼总! Wolfie! Wolfie! Wolfie!
名单上的头一个 就是汤尼 The first name on the list was Donnie.
乔丹 你知道你回到办公室有多好吗? Jordan, do you know how good it is to have you back in this office?
你走了真的不一样 It's not the same when you're gone.
很郁闷 你懂吗? 就像... It's sad, you understand? It's like...
那个混蛋史蒂夫·马登呢? That fucking Steve Madden, huh?
我不能... I can't...
我发誓我都不能想 Swear to God, I can't even think about it.
每次想到他 我的血压就升高 Every time I think about him, my blood boils.
我甚至都不能说他的名字 I can't even say his name.
- 我知道 - 感觉很恶心 - I know. - It's, like, disgusting.
我和他一起长大 可他竟然背叛我 I grew up with this guy and he betrays me like that.
他有没有和你谈起过... He ever get back to you about that...
那笔钱? about that account?
说话别露馅 我带着窃听器
你记得吧 You remember.
大约有四五百万 对吗? It was like four or five mil, something like that, right?
他应该给四五百万的回扣 对吗? He was supposed to kick back four or five mil, was it?
实际上 我... Actually, I was...
我都糊涂了 乔丹 I was fucked up, Jordan,
- 我真的记不得了 - 好吧 - so I don't really remember. - Yeah.
是啊 很傻 Yeah, right. Stupid.
好吧 如果他打给你 你一定要联系我 好吗? Well, if he calls you, you make sure and contact me, okay?
- 好的 当然 - 好的 - Yeah. Of course. - Yeah.
当然 当然 Of course, yeah. No, of course.
你要吃最后一块鲱鱼吗? You gonna eat that last piece of yellowtail, bud?
不 你吃吧 No, it's all yours.
我吃了? Can I get this?
那么还有什么... So, what else is...
娜奥米她们怎么样了? Well, how's Naomi and everything?
你知道的 You know how it is.
她恨死我了 She hates my fucking guts.
席尔迪呢? 还好吗? How's Hildy? Good?
她还活着 我的生活一团糟 你知道吗? She's still alive, so my life is fucked, you know?
是啊 Yeah.
乔丹先生 Mr. Jordan.
乔丹先生 有人找你 Mr. Jordan, you got a visitor.
什么? What?
有人找你 You've got a visitor.
我命令你穿上衣服 I need you to get dressed.
为什么? 发生什么事了? Why? What the fuck's going on?
你被逮捕了 You're going to jail.
好吧 All right.
等我穿上衣服 I'll get some clothes on.
我们帮你 We'll give you a hand with that.
好吧 Okay.
联邦调查局! FBI!
都坐下 把你的手放在看得见的地方 闭嘴! Everybody sit down. Put your hands where they can be seen, and shut up!
别他妈碰我 Don't you fucking touch me.
别他妈碰我! Get your fucking hands off me!
都别起来! Don't get out of your seats!
这可是香奈儿! It's fucking Chanel!
我出卖了所有人 I gave up everyone.
结果 And in return,
我在内华达一个鸟不拉屎的地方蹲了三年监狱 I got three years in some hellhole in Nevada I'd never even heard of.
就像我老爸"疯子马克思"说过的 Like my pops, Mad Max, had said,
"恶有恶报" "The chickens had come home to roost."
不管那是什么意思 Whatever the fuck that means.
我希望法官阁下认同 I hope Your Honor would agree
贝尔福特先生为合作 that Mr. Belfort has distinguished himself
做出的贡献 in terms of his cooperation.
贝尔福特先生帮助国家抓住了 Mr. Belfort has helped the government win convictions
超过二十个严重触犯法律的人 of over two dozen serious offenders
并且帮助他们追回了数百万美元 and helped them recover millions of dollars
来补偿他们的受害人 to be made available for restitution to their victims.
法庭宣判在联邦监狱服刑36个月 The sentence of the court shall be 36 months in federal prison.
带走被告 Please remand the defendant.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
没关系 That's okay.
斯特拉顿·奥克蒙德公司的贝尔福特被判刑
我并不羞于承认 I'm not ashamed to admit it.
当我到达监狱的时候 When we arrived at the prison,
我非常害怕 I was absolutely terrified.
贝尔福特 起来吧 Belfort, on your feet.
但是我并不需要害怕 But I needn't have been.
有一瞬间 You see, for a brief fleeting moment,
我忘了我很富有 I'd forgotten I was rich.
我住在一个所有东西都明码标价的地方 And I lived in a place where everything was for sale.
你们不想学习销售吗? Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it?
听着 我这一辈子见过许多混蛋 So listen. I've met some bad motherfuckers in my life.
我是说那些摇滚明星 专业运动员 黑帮 I'm talking about rock stars, professional athletes, gangsters.
我和你说那些人真是些混蛋 I'm telling you, some real bad motherfuckers.
但这个人 我的好朋友 But this guy, my good friend,
乔丹·贝尔福特先生 Mr. Jordan Belfort, is the single
是我见过的混蛋中最坏的 baddest motherfucker I have ever met.
所以现在让我们 So I want you right now
给我的好朋友 世界上最伟大的销售培训 to give a warm Auckland, New Zealand welcome
乔丹·贝尔福特先生 for my good friend and the world's greatest sales trainer,
热烈的新西兰式欢迎! Mr. Jordan Belfort!
谢谢 Thank you.
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这支笔很棒 It's an amazing pen.
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